x.x First off... Big breath I do not own Hellsing.. Any of its characters... This computer.. The clothes on my back.. So send me stuff :D

Erk.. What a few weeks . Not only have I not found out how to make an underscore on here so I can make dramatic faces without Fanfiction erasing it, I had to tazer a goat XD Read on my deviantart journal if you are wondering, and, before you sick animal services on me, the whole tazer thing. To show them you have to stiffen them, and it isn't paralyzing or anything horrible like the stuff you see on the news, just a little shock to scare them so they stiffen up with you near. Needed if you are going to show. So meh.

coff enough of my personal life :D I've missed you alll ;.; Reviews were great :D And if you review.. I read your stories.. Then review for you... 3

And I solemnly swear to update more often for a while :D if not more often, than at least once a week. I have more time on the weekends :P

Alucard lounged on the large bed, looking with a soft grin, the channel not changed, and the news had continued on to wail about something or another. He wasn't exactly listening, more attention to the pictures than sounds. Lights.. Little.. blinking.. lights... Didn't humans realize that was all they were staring at?

He snickered slightly, stretching a bit. He was a vampire long before they came out with Tv, and as the years went by, the thing it reminded him of most was zap lights. The light goes on, the bug sees the light, bug goes stupidly near to stare, light cooks bug well done.

Integral had ordered him to stay in canine form when he wasn't in the bathroom, she paid for a one person room, and wind of her sneaking in tall, muscular males wasn't good. But, who could dry off fur? Didn't she realize how long it took for that to dry without a towel?

Well, she should have, but that fact seemed to allude her as she walked in, strangling a poor towel and steaming, "That bastard priest is here! Of all places! Karma is biting me in the ass, how in the wo--"

And stopped.

And blinked.

For there, laying sprawled out on the bed was a slightly wet, very nekki vampire, in all his glory, nodding slightly like there was nothing wrong.

Integral turned on the spot, door slamming behind her as she practically ran into the closet, "CHRIST!"

She flipped on the light, finding herself staring at a few bare coat hangers, fuming. The door behind her shivered then seemed to melt in the middle, a black ooze replacing what was once wood, two red eyes staring through, "He must have upset you very much." His voice practically dripping with glee.

She refused to look his way, teeth clenched, "Out. Now. Cover yourself up, then leave."

The eyes spoke the unseen smirk, his voice a purr, "Of course, Master."

Integral stayed in that closer for little over an hour, trying to stare a hole into the wall. How dare he. She could understand how he could be a little naive, no people skills at all. But seriously, over ten years with her and he should at least understand you cant just.. You shouldn't just.. Just...

"Master?" Came the coo of a voice from behind the closed door, making Integral jump. She growled, rubbing her head slightly, "What are you still doing here? I told you to leave!"

A pause, then the same timid reply, "... What are you doing in there?"

"Trying to figure up a way to gouge out my inner eye."

Pause.

"... Oh."

She was uncomfortable with the next silence, he only was timid when mocking her. She could practically see his smirk in the dark, the wall bore it, the same fanged smile, bright eyes... Dark swirling vortex of Hell... Eh?

She really jumped this time, top of head smacking the top shelf, making her crumple to the ground, holding her head with a groan, anger taking a backseat to pain, "... Oooh... Cripes.."

Alucard's head pushed out a little more, his hair slicked down, "Hurt your head?"

Not a moment was wasted however, he was there one instant, a soft buzzing sound, and was behind her. Door pushed open and hands on her back, rubbing gently, a soft, mocking chuckle, "You jump pretty high for someone who doesn't exercise much."

She relaxed a bit, blinking the spots out of her vision, "You are very lucky vampire..."

"And why is that?"

She closed her eyes a bit, the pain now just a dull throbbing, the worries of the Manor, and of Walter, and of practically the entire world slowly draining away.

Her silence made the man frown slightly. His eyes searched her gently, Walter was right, it had been a while since she had a day off... He let her sit there for a few moments, before grinning widely, "No more time for moping over me being here. I thought, dinner? I'm starving."

She opened her eyes at that, andsighed softly up at him, "I knew I forgot to bring something.. Blood rations.."

He shook his head, then ran a hand over his chest. A nice black suit and red tie, white cufflinks. It could have just been an inversed color of his usual wear, "No no. Out. Tonight, this place has a huge dining hall, did you see it on the way in?"

She sighed gently, slowly getting up. He didn't help her, just remained on the ground. She didn't need help. Brushing the hair out of her face she stared down at him for a few moments, before a ghost of a smirk came across her face, "Ill get dressed."

Short, I know. Will give more this weekend, I prooomise