Introduction says, " This is the uncut version of the episode when Kyou turns into his true cat-form.
I apologize for two names in the series. It's a weird, little story, but I hope that you read and review! I would like to hear your opinion, but let me warn you, it is weird (not too weird, just a little)
I liked making the parody of the Valentine's Day episode so much (it's called "The Valentines Presents Are All Gone"), I wanted to do another one! So please read this seemingly long fanfiction, and I look forward to any reviews. Thanks for your time!
August 17, 2005: Okee-dokee, I finally found this fanfiction in a stash full of other stories I never posted up. This fanfic was knocked off of the site because of script, but I changed the script to story. Sorry for those of you who liked it that it wasn't there anymore.
If you want the second chapter, I've got it ready (more like I found it in my computer folder), just say it in a review.
Oh yeah, and ignore the names part in the Introduction. I know them now, but I didn't make the corrections yet.
Kyou's bracelet is taken off.
Kyou yells, " Don't look!
Tohru covering her eyes. " I'm not, but tell me when to open my eyes.
Kyou yells, " Don't look at me!
Tohru asks, " When do I open my eyes?
Adult that took off Kyou's bracelet (I don't know his name, but I know he taught the kids martial arts) says, " Open your eyes.
Tohru starts to uncover.
Kyou yells, " NO!
Tohru closes them. " What then? When?
Adult yells, " Hey! I need her to see. Open them.
Tohru opens them.
Tohru asks, " Where's Kyou?
Adult answers, " There.
Tohru asks, " Where?
Adult says, " In front of you, you damn idiot.
Tohru says, " Oh! I see him. His body kinda blends in with the trees cause his skin is green….ahhh! It's green! Does he have leprosy?
Adult (cannot believe what he's hearing) asks, " Don't you get it?
Tohru says, " Spell it out for me.
Kyou is kind of confused at their conversation.
Adult says, " He turned into this monster!
Tohru says, " Oh. I'm…sorry?
Kyou runs away.
Akito crazily drives the limo up to Tohru.
Tohru asks, " A limo?
Adult asks, " How come it's not stopping?
Limo about to crash into Tohru.
Tohru yells. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I GONNA DIE!
Tohru runs away from car path and into the forest.
Adult says, " You idiot! She was going to accept him for who he is.
Akito says, " Exactly. Now, I'll have to find her to talk her out of this.
Drives away.
Adult (thought) says, " I will stand out in the rain to make everything look dramatic when Tohru comes back with Kyou as a cat in her arms!
Stands there.
Tohru's foot gets stuck in tree. She is crying from joy of escaping the car's rage, but sad because her foot is stuck.
Akito comes out of car.
Akito says, " Poor, Tohru. Maybe you should leave the estate. Kyou looked so ugly.
Tohru sees Akito and starts to get hysterical because he was the driver.
Akito says, " I think you should leave forever. Maybe, it's better for both of us if you left, because…you know…I am your father.
Tohru says, " Really?
Akito says, " Yes! HAHAHA! And just like Star Wars! (takes out lightsaber and tries to strike Tohru's foot)
Tohru says, " AHHHHHHHH! I'M GONNA DIE AGAIN!
Shigure says, " Akito!
Akito puts down his lightsaber.
Shigure says, " That's my lightsaber.
Akito says, " I know.
Shigure takes out a lightsaber.
Shigure says, " begun, the battle has.
Akito says, " Right you are!
(lightsaber fight)
Shigure says, " I'll use the force! (sends trees to hit Akito)
Akito says, " I've got the force too! (sends Shigure flying backwards.)
(continues to fight until….)
Shigure says, " Stalemate, we shall call it.
Akito says, " Aww. Too bad. You also made my clothes all wet.
Akito walks to car.
Shigure says, " Tohru! Please, don't give up on Kyou. Tohru?
Tohru left to walk to graveyard.
Uo says, " Tohru! Are you okay?
Tohru says, " Yes, but my foot kind of hurts.
Uo says, " Oh. That's it? Good. I want you to play Rich Man, Poor Man with us!
Tohru looks at Uo in surprise.
Uo says, " Come on. Play with us.
Tohru says, " I can't. I have to find Kyou.
Uo says, " You'll do as we say, now get up!
Electric Wave girl (I can't remember her name right now) says, " NO, Uo. She has to do it herself. You can't force her.
Uo says, " I will force her!
Electric says, " No, stop. (stops Uo.)
Tohru limps out of graveyard.
Uo says, " Good job, now there's no one to play with us.
Adult (thought) says, " Any time now…any time….
(in room)
Kagura says, " Go after Kyou, Yuki. Aren't you going to help?
Yuki says, " No. Quite frankly, I don't care.
Kagura says, " I bet you $50 that Tohru gets to him before you.
(Yuki speeds out the room)
Kyou (thought) says, " What's for dinner?
Tohru says, " Kyou!
Kyou says, " roar roar roar.
Kyou (thought) says, " That's right! I can't speak human language! HAHA! Why am I laughing?
Yuki enters.
Tohru (thought) says, " I have to make this dramatic to make Yuki feel bad about this situation.
Tohru touches Kyou's arm says, " I know that you look scary, but I still want to be with you.
Tohru (thought) says, " That's it Tohru Honda! Let them suck it all up! Wait. Why am I making it dramatic again? Oh yes. To make Yuki feel bad.
Tohru says, " I still want to be with you…that's why I want to be with you.
Tohru (thought) says, " Am I using circular logic? It doesn't matter. The rain makes my small, fake tears seem huge! Muahaha!
Yuki (thought) says, " Is Tohru laughing inside? And how did her tears get so big!
Kyou turns into human again.
Kyou says, " I never thought anyone would say that to me before.
(hugs Tohru)
Yuki tries to join in.
Kyou literally barks at him.
Tohru produces real tears.
Kyou says, " Why are you crying, Tohru? Were you touched by my words?
Tohru says, " You were squishing me too hard.
Kyou says, " I'm sorry. (turns into cat.)
Tohru says, " let's go back home.
Yuki says, " I second that!
Walks into the house through the front door.
Tohru looks out the window.
Tohru says, " Why is that man still outside?
Yuki says, " Oh! I think he's waiting for you! You better go down there and recreate the moment.
Tohru says, " But we came back to the house three hours ago!
Yuki says, " Do it anyways!
Tohru and Kyou (as cat) goes out front, sneaks into the forest…
Tohru (quickly) says, " Wow. I never knew your forest was enchanted! I see a unicorn!
Kyou says, " that's just a deer with a fake unicorn horn on its head. I think Akito was attempting to make a fairy utopia in this forest.
…then to the back door.
Tohru magnificently holding the cat with the wind blowing the precise moments to make it look dramatic (Yuki was controlling a powerful fan to produce the wind blowing through her hair at the right moments). Then there was the sunlight that captured it all.
Adult kneels in approval and praise.
Adult (thought while crying) says, " I can finally go back inside the house! Oh, I love soap operas, but must not let anyone else find out about it.
Wind stops. Fan breaks and catches on fire.
Yuki says, " Ah! The fire! (tries to blow it out, but it gets bigger.)
Kagura says, " Oh, great job! (she takes her backpack of the cat and throws it into the fire) Burn, Kyou effigy! Burn!
Yuki says, " I thought you liked Kyou.
Kagura says, " I love him, but yet (shakes fist) sometimes I loathe him!
Yuki is freaked out.
Yuki goes outside to Tohru.
Yuki says, " The fan broke. I think we need to borrow some money from the main house to buy a new one. Can you ask for more money?
Tohru says, " sure.
Tohru goes to Shigure.
Tohru says, " Shigure, could I see Akito tomorrow?
Shigure says, " I'm not so sure. I need you to clean the house.
Tohru says, " Please?
Shigure says, " oh, alright! Us girls will always agree with each other.
Yuki says, " Us girls?
Shigure says, " yeah.
Everyone is very freaked out now.
Thanks for reading. Hope you review. Thanx.