Disclaimer: I don't own trunks or anything else in this poem… okay?

I Feel Pretty

I swear on my life

That I shall never sigh

When I look at a woman's thigh

As beautiful

As I

For there is nothing

As beautiful

As I

I have great hair

And with that I will dare

To do all things

And wear man's rings

(a/n: please review, it wasn't as good as the last though).