Shadow's Tormentations

Chapter Three

The Sleepover

ShadTikal4ever only owns Vinny and Blaze. Jayln the Hedgehog and uhyeahitsteamdark also own Blaze, Jayln owns Jayln, and kai-senpai owns Kai.

Summary: Tikal's having a big party, and it erupts in mass chaos when Vinny films parts of it. Now, all of them are sleeping under one roof, and no one is safe...

"This will be a very interesting night." Vinny said as he unrolled his favorite orange sleeping bag. (I like the colors green, orange, and pink. That's why Vinny has things that are those colors.) Kai nodded, unrolling her completely Shadow-ified sleeping bag. Shadow shivered at the sight.

"You thought you could start the party without us?" said a voice from the doorway.

"Rouge, Jayln, I'm so glad you could make it!" Tikal said. Jayln ran in and hugged Kai, and Rouge waved.

"Oh crap...Kai, Jayln, and me under the same roof for a whole night...WHY ME GOD?" Shadow exclaimed. Vinny laughed as he pulled out the camcorder.

"This will be a very fun night." Blaze said. Everyone looked at him. Vinny looked at Blaze, and Blaze almost laughed. Vinny's face was all scratched up when Tails attacked him. They finally managed to get him to calm down and sleep outside.

"OK, let me get this straight. Shadow and Tails are angry at Vinny, as am I, Jayln and Rouge know nothing of today's events, Kai looks...happy, that can't be good for Shadow. Tikal doesn't really seem to be embarrassed at what was filmed, and I think that covers everything, right?" Blaze said. Everyone nodded.

"Speaking of which..." Shadow turned to Vinny, and evil look on his face. Blaze wore the same look.

"Crap." Vinny said. Shadow and Blaze were on him in a second. They started attacking Vinny, who was helpless to defend, and Kai was laughing. Knuckles looked down at the camcorder. He then picked it up, and filmed the fight. By the time Shadow and Blaze were finished, Vinny was black, blue, and red all over.

"Oh Vinny, look what I got!" Knuckles taunted. Vinny just looked at him.

"So what. If you reveal that to the public, they could arrest Shadow and Blaze for assault on an unarmed person." Vinny said. Knuckles gave Vinny a look of deep loathing. Vinny realized that he just earned a tombstone, and decided not to push the matter.

"Oookay, that was weird." Blaze said. Kai blinked and realized something.

"Why is it that no one wants to hurt me, or something?" Kai asked.

"Either because you're a girl, and my mom says I can't fight girls..." Vinny started. Kai glared at him. Knuckles laughed.

"Which means I can't fight you, Knuckles, or because you haven't done anything mean yet, like Jayln." Vinny added. Kai looked considerably happier, as did Jayln, but Knuckles was angered by this.

"Oh yeah! Well, um, yo momma's so fat she...umm..." Knuckles started.

"This is a real your momma joke, unlike the one you just said. Your momma's so fat, when she jumped off a diving board, people yelled 'TSUNAMI!'" Vinny said. Everyone laughed at this. Shadow managed a slight smile. Knuckles was laughing for a while too, before he got it.

"Hey, that was really funny! Wait a second..." Knuckles said. Vinny laughed even harder. Knuckles' eye began twitching.

"Um, Vinny, you should quit while you're ahead." Jayln warned. But he didn't. Knuckles picked him up and threw him out the window. Everyone laughed at this.

"I hope he landed in some mud." Knuckles said coldly.

"It's only a joke, man. Lighten up!" Tails said, suddenly appearing next to Knuckles.

"I thought you were supposed to be outside." Rouge said.

"I couldn't stand Vinny anymore. He got really annoying after he said he felt bad, not meaning to cause so much harm or something." Tails said. Sonic scoffed at this.

"It's not our fault he can't take a joke." Sonic said. Rouge suddenly dumped a lot of water on Sonic.

"What was that for?" Sonic asked.

"Can't you take a joke?" Rouge asked. Everyone laughed at this.

"REVENGE!" Sonic yelled.

Yeah, that's the end of Chapter Three. I hope you like this chapter. I will admit, this isn't as funny as I'd like it to be, and it really isn't funny. I'm just glad people are actually reading this. Heh, thanks. Later!

ShadTikal4ever