Shadow's Tormentations

Chapter Six

Shadow T Hedgehog owns Gahlik, ghost the hedgehog owns Ghost, Jayln owns...well, Jayln, kai-senpai owns Kai, Jayln and uhyeahitsteamdark own Blaze, and I own Blaze and Vinny, everyone else is owned by Sega.

Summary: Shadow is forced to endure a party, a sleepover, and a barbeque with fellow heroes. But now that Gahlik showed up, along with Ghost, they brought a fun game: Attack the stupid blue Hedgehog.

"Welcome...to the worst day of your life." Shadow said. Sonic shivered. Then, Gahlik struck. He took five pins and stabbed them all into Sonic in various places. Sonic cried out in pain. Amy took out her hammer, and bashed Sonic on the head.

"Ouch! Amy!" Sonic yelled. Rouge and Kai both used this moment to attack Sonic, by kicking him 'in the not-so tickly spot'. Sonic doubled up in pain, groaning. Espio took out some shurikan (ninja stars) and threw them at Sonic. They pinned Sonic to the wall, stabbing his hands and legs. Jayln took this moment, and punched Sonic really hard on the head, and jumped back as Vinny hit Sonic with a roundhouse kick.

"You know, if I die, then it'll be less fun for you later..." Sonic gasped. Tikal and Shadow moaned, alongside Ghost, because they didn't get to hurt Sonic. Then, without warning, Ghost became invisible, and passed right through Sonic.

"Crap! What was that?" Sonic asked. To him, it felt like something had just gone right through him, making sure to punch and kick his organs. Shadow and Tikal preformed a team maneuver. Tikal shot an arrow at Sonic's arm, and Shadow helped by using his Chaos powers to catch the arrow on fire. It Sonic, and burned him.

"Okay, games over..." Tails sighed. He then turned around, and spun his tails rapidly. He then brushed them against Sonic's chest, ticking him. Tails kept tickling Sonic until Sonic nearly suffocated. Then Tails stopped.

"Hey, everyone! Burgers!" someone yelled from outside. Sonic looked out the window and saw Shadow, for the first and last time, in a Kiss the Cook apron. Sonic burst out laughing. Shadow then threw a chili dog, and it splattered all over Sonic.

"FOOD FIGHT!" Amy yelled. Kai and Jayln grabbed a picnic table, and upturned it, making a wall. Shadow simply made a Chaos shield. Vinny ran outside, and grabbed two hamburgers. He ran over behind Jayln and Kai. Neither of them noticed him until...SPLAT!

"VINNY!" Jayln roared. Kai discreetly took a ketchup bottle out of her pocket. Vinny started laughing. Kai took the bottle and started squirting ketchup on Vinny. Apparently, she was a lot better at licking then using a ketchup bottle as a gun. She only managed to hit Vinny once in the forehead. When Jayln tried to take the bottle, Jayln got splattered with ketchup.

"REVENGE!" Jayln yelled. She stomped on the ketchup bottle, and it shot the whole bottle in a rapid fire type shot. It sprayed all over Kai, the table, Shadow, who was coming around the table, and Vinny.

"Holy crap, Jayln!" Shadow exclaimed, wiping the red substance from his eyes. Vinny brushed the ketchup off of his cloak.

"This means war!" Vinny exclaimed. He dragged Shadow behind a picnic bench, and overturned it. He gave Shadow a large bottle of Dijon mustard.

"Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes." Vinny told Shadow, pulling out a cheeseburger. There was a loud bang, and everyone looked to see what happened.

Sonic was standing right next to a pile of ashes, his fur all burnt. He wore a blank expression, then an aggravated one.

"What the hell?" Sonic roared. Tikal put her hand over Sonic's mouth, glaring at him.

"Sonic, you should know better! We have kids here!" Tikal said. Everyone laughed at this. Shadow saw that Jayln and Kai were open, as well as Gahlik and Ghost. Shadow motioned towards Gahlik and Ghost, then pointed at Vinny. He groaned. Why did he have to get Gahlik and Ghost? Vinny sighed, and ripped up the burger. Shadow then held the mustard in the palm oh his hand.

"FIRE!" Shadow yelled, as he punched the mustard bottle. Mustard came flying out of the bottle like a bullet, and mauled Kai and Jayln. Kai was hit in the chest, staining her black shirt. Jayln ducked, but it got all over her forehead. Whilst they were distracted, Vinny stopped ripping up the burger.

"GRENADE!" Vinny yelled as he threw the pieces of cheeseburger at Gahlik and Ghost. Ghost managed to turn invisible just in time, the food going right through him. Gahlik wasn't so lucky.

"DUCK AND COVER! GRENADE!" Gahlik yelled. He was then splattered by the cheeseburger bits. He looked down and saw that the cheese was sticking to his fur, often with bits of the bun and burger with it. He then looked to see Vinny and Shadow high-five each other.

"SHADOW AND VINNY V.S. ALL!" Gahlik roared, taking out a shotgun. He then loaded it with chili. Kai and Jayln grabbed burgers, and started ripping them apart. Ghost laughed as he turned invisible after putting a very messy cheese dog in his hand. Sonic was still too dazed to do anything. Tikal removed her arrow tips, and switched them with really hot burger bits. Tails flew up into the sky, and held a ton of hamburger patties in his hands.

"Crap." Vinny said as thousands of food pieces flew at them. Vinny warped out of there.

"Vinny? Vinny? Crap." Shadow exclaimed as the food was about to hit him. Shadow looked and saw Gahlik fire the shotgun, laughing maniacally. Shadow was pelted with everything. He looked down to see his precious chest hair was now covered in cheese, his quills had hamburgers dangling from him, and his black fur was partly red and orange from the cheese and ketchup. Blaze took one look, and laughed at Shadow. Vinny reappeared right next to Shadow. He motioned for something to follow him. A little cannon like thing followed him. He loaded it with rounded hot dogs, and stood behind it.

"NO FOOD, NO FIGHT, NO F-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-N!" Vinny roared as he shot the gun/cannon thing rapidly. There were several loud bangs, and a neighbor would have thought a bomb went off. Just then, the gun/cannon began to overheat.

"HOLY CRAP!" Vinny yelled before it exploded, food flying everywhere. Kai was the first to recover, alongside Jayln. She watched as Gahlik, Ghost, and Blaze got up.

"WTF?" Gahlik asked when he looked down. He was covered in mustard, ketchup, cheese, chili, and hotdog pieces. Kai looked down, and saw that she looked like Gahlik as well. She looked around, as saw that everyone did. Vinny and Shadow stumbled out from behind the picnic table.

"Remind me never to do that again." Vinny said as he fell to the ground. Shadow fell backwards, saying "Sure." Kai laughed. So did Jayln. Soon, everyone was laughing.

"Hey guys, what are we going to do that Vinny and Shadow are knocked out?" Blaze asked. Kai and Jayln took out the black markers, and grinned. Blaze took out a red marker, and grinned as well. The three of them started doodling all over their faces.

"I can't wait for them to wake up..." said Tails mischievously. Everyone looked at him.

"We can." said Jayln and Kai as they continued drawing. Little did they know that they actually can...

Heh, that's the end of Chapter Six. Oh, and Shadow T Hedgehog, just one little complaint: VINNY'S A FREAKIN' MALE! And never underestimate a four year old, especially Blaze. And for those of you who didn't know, you can alter videos and pictures on the computer if you use digital. I guess that's it. Later!

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