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Harry: Hi, Mione!
Hermione: Hi Harry!
Harry and Hermione run into the burrow, throw Ginny out of her room, and lock the door behind them leaving Ginny to go o.O
Ginny open the door. She finds Hermione on the floor cutting lettuce and tomato and making sandwiches.
Hermione: Lettuce! Tomato! Lettuce! Tomato! Lettuce! Tomato!
Ginny: o0
Ginny closes the door and walks down the hall.
Hermione (to Harry): I'm SO glad we bought a hologram projector thingy!
Harry and Hermione go back to what they were REALLY doing.
Ginny walks past an empty bedroom and hears crying. She opens the door and sees Neville on the bed, holding a picture of Ginny. He was crying too.
Ginny: Neville! I love you too!
Ginny and Neville do what Harry and Hermione were doing.
Ron walks past the rooms and hears some sounds he doesn't exactly want to hear at that very moment, so he runs out side. Harry and Hermione walk out of the bedroom, fully dressed, and walk outside the burrow. Ginny and Neville, fully clothed, walk outside too.
Harry: Hi Ron!
Before Ron can answer Barney pops into the back yard.
Ron: BARNEY!
Ron runs to hug Barney.
Harry and Hermione: NO RON! DON'T HUG HIM! YOU'LL TURN GAY!
Before Ron could hear this, he hugged Barney. Ron smiled and started walking slowly towards Harry.
Harry: o0 you is one perverted author.
Me: Thanks!
Michael Jackson pops into the back yard before Ron can get to Harry. Ron turns and sees Michael Jackson.
Ron: YAY!
Michael and Ron walk into the burrow and take an empty bedroom.
Harry and Hermione and Ginny and Neville: o0
Just then, Voldemort popped into the back yard.
Voldie: JOIN THE DARK SIDE! We got cookies!
Ginny and Neville: YAY COOKIES!
Ginny and Neville and Voldemort apparate away, only to take a wrong turn and they all fall of the face of this earth.
Harry and Hermione: o0
There was a knock on the door.
Hermione: We don't want your cookies!
People at door: o0
Mrs. Weasley, who popped out of no where, opened the door.
Fred and George, seeing that Harry and Hermione are holding hands, step inside the door, then out the back one, start singing.
Fred and George: THEIR IN LURVE!
Harry and Hermione: o0
Just then, a blonde girl popped out of no where. She looked like she was made of plastic and had a pink sports car and a boy friend.
Harry and Hermione: BABRIE AND KEN! RUN AWAY!
They start running in circles.
Michael and Ron come out of the house and see ken.
Ken: o0
Barbie and Ken start snogging so Michael and Ron won't attack Ken.
Snape pops out of no where.
Harry and Hermione: you really are a stupid author. Why did you have to bring him into this?
Me: You shall see. –evil grin-
Harry and Hermione: o0
Trewlany also pops out of no where wearing a silk pink night gown.
Everyone except for Snape: o0
Snape and Trewlany start snogging while everyone else pulls up beach chairs, pop corn, and then they all start yelling "FREDRICK! NO!"
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A.N: I was bored, okay? If you want me too I'll add more chapters! Review…if you want!