Mishaps of Otto and Jett: Game Night
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Notes. I know what your thinking, I put you all through another long as hell wait. But hey, I didn't disappear for seven months this time! Never Fear, Stray is here! …sometimes. Anyway thank all of you for the purrty reviews. LadyKayoss is even here. (bows to your greatness) Kewlies! Hey, guess what, I saw my dad or the first time in almost five years today! He still loves me. Oh, and he told me the reason I can't find or locate my brother Cody, is because he married a German girl and is living in Germany as an official German Citizen. Now I'll never get to meet him. ;;
The Tentacles: "No daddy! Don't take the special aspirin!"
And now the story…
"Dude, you might not like women, but you can't say stuff like that unless your in 'Jersey!"
"Yeah, and it's not like she's coming on to him. Their friends, were all friends. That's like Max pulling something on Ock. 'though in the beginning I was a little suspicious of those two…"
Quinton trailed off in memory. Max glared at him, Mac let out a string of guffaws, Felicia's hand migrated up to her mouth to stifle her giggles and Otto…Otto looked appalled. He stared around at everyone in the room seeming baffled.
"What is with you idiots and assuming that I'm a homosexual? Do the names 'Rosie', 'Mary Alice', and 'Stunner' mean anything to you?"
"Oh Otto, I know your not gay. You just…it's that…uh, you know how people seem like something even though they aren't? Your just one of those men who have the air of someone who could be gay. I hate to admit it, but when I first met you I thought for sure that you were in the closet because you weren't ready to come out. But after I started to get to know you, I realized that couldn't be true. It was just…a first impression."
Otto gawked at his female friend and colleague. Did people really get the impression that he was gay? It was ridiculous! Was that really their first belief when meeting him? He had no problem with homosexuals as a people, unless they hit on him. Well that wasn't true either. There had been a few occasions when a gay man made a subtle pass at him, but he had always pleasantly but firmly turned them down. Truthfully the only queer he had any problem with was Jett.
And maybe Elton John. But only because he stole his look. Such as the haircut and sun glasses. Otto had so started that look first, but noooo….Elton got the fame for stealing his fashion statement…
Curse you Elton John!
Otto turned to look at Quinton with a frown. "Why did you think Max and I were gay?"
Max immediately got in on that with and accusing expression, "Yeah, why'd you think that?"
The man in question just shrugged, "I dunno, Ock seemed like the type, like Felicia said, and the two of you were always all buddy like. I just kinda assumed something might've been going on."
"HELLO! Did you people forget about me! I don't care if he's gay or not, I just want to fuck him!"
The sudden flare of greet light made everyone look towards the reason who single handedly was responsible for the whole situation. They all just stared at the seething young man.
"So, yer jus' gonna rape 'im?" Mac said bluntly with a single eyebrow raised.
Jett looked startled. "What?", he said in confusion. The light once again receded into a dull glow. Much like those glowsticks you can get at concert venues and carnivals. That's pretty much what Jett was turning out to be, a human glowstick. ((A/N: Glowsticks rock!))
" He said 'So your just going to rape him?' Well, Mac is right, he's definitely not going to have sex with you willingly. So, what do you plan to do?"
"Uhh…."
Felicia put her hands on her hips and shook her head like a kindergarten teacher who had caught her student eating glue again.
"Jett, how old are you?"
He looked at her blankly but answered without any hesitation. "Twenty-two."
She nodded slowly. "Did you graduate?" He shook his head quietly.
"Boy, Otto is forty-seven. He's a super-genius and most likely the smartest man currently living. He's as straight as they come (though he is easily mistaken for otherwise)" The man in question opened his mouth to object but Max put a hand under his chin and snapped his jaw shut so that Felicia could continue. " but the fact of the matter is, you just can't force him to have sex with you."
"She's got a point. And Max, that right there was what I was talkin' about."
Quinton received a glare that could have liquidated anyone else into a bubbling puddle of goo on the floor.
Otto's head suddenly perked up and looked like a light bulb should have lit up above his head. "I have an idea."
They all turned to him looking curious as well as suspicious.
"Jett, how would you like to meet my pet, Floyd?"
All the other villains suddenly looked very glad. Max looked around excitedly and Felicia tapped her chin smiling thoughtfully. Quinton and Mac shared a look and grinned slyly over at the very clueless younger man.
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Well, another cliffhanger. Oh guess what? I'm having my third annual eye surgery on the fifteenth! Hurrah.
Stray-