Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek or M*A*S*H. I certainly am not making
any money by writing this story.
Author's note: This story ignores the relationship between Seven and Chakotay in the last episode of Voyager. Also, I began writing this before Homecoming and its sequel were published.
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Meanwhile in the M*A*S*H unit 4077th chaos has erupted.
Colonel Potter slams open his door and yells at his clerk, " Radar I want to know what's going on Earthquakes aren't suppose to be happening in Korea."
"I'm trying sir, but no one knows what I'm talking about."
"What?" the Colonel explodes, "We can't be the only ones who felt that."
Just then Hawkeye and B.J. decide to put in an appearance.
Hawkeye in his usual joking manner, "Colonel, I think someone is trying to tell us to go home."
"Pierce, I don't want to hear about it right now."
B.J. with an air of flippancy, "Don't get you panties in a twist."
Radar interrupts before the Colonel can explode again, "No one I can reach felt the earthquake."
Hawkeye smartly says, "Earthquake? I thought it was a very large bomb exploding. Even mother nature is against us now."
Hunnicut correcting Hawkeye says, "They don't have earthquakes in Korea."
"Oh!"
Klinger bursts into the clerk's office, " I was trying to put mascara on and I nearly poked my eye out."
Hawkeye sarcastically, "In the middle of the day. Hot date starting early?"
Klinger with a tone of explanation, "Well, I ."
At that point Colonel Potter, whose anger had been growing with every second yelled, "Everyone out!"
Everyone in the room looked at each other and decides it would be a good idea to leave. "Not you Radar."
"Yes, sir", says Radar as he sits down looking like he'd rather be anywhere else.
B.J. and Hawkeye head back to the Swamp. Hawkeye breaks the silence by saying, " You know BeeJ something weird is going on here. I bet General Macarthur is playing a joke on us."
They enter the Swamp and sit down with some gin to relax for the day.
Charles being so unlucky as to be taking a shower when the shock wave from Voyager's crash hit the camp was in trouble. He had tried to exit the shower, but the soap he had not yet rinsed from his hair had gotten in his eyes. Thus, he is lost wondering around the tent. He calls for help. Margaret happens to be the only one who can hear him and comes to the rescue.
"Charles is that you?", Margaret asks as she peeps her head through the door.
"Yes, Margaret I can't see. I would be most grateful if you could give me directions to the shower."
"Nonsense, Charles I'll just ." She takes one step into the tent and realizes that Charles is naked, " Take three steps to your right and follow the stall around to find the door", she barely gets out in her embarrassment. She runs away so quickly she barely hears Charles's Thank you.
Margaret is sitting in her tent thinking. I can't believe I just saw Charles naked and reacted like a schoolgirl. He is not the first man I've seen naked. What is wrong with me? She picks up a book to read and tries to put it out of her mind.
Charles exits the shower and wonders where Margaret ran off to so quickly. He wasn't even sure if she had heard him say thank you. He made a note to himself to thank her again when an appropriate time came apparent. When B.J. and Hawkeye weren't around. He wondered into the swamp inquiring if they knew the cause of the ground movement.
Colonel Potter had pretty much given up hope of getting any information out of the army. He was really sick and tired of them endangering his people and not telling him anything about it. He got up from his desk and decided he should probably apologize to Radar for yelling at him.
The loud speaker announces, "All personal report to the compound choppers on the way. All personal to the compound."
Cornel Potter leaves his office shaking his head at Radar's ability to hear choppers before everyone else.
Author's note: This story ignores the relationship between Seven and Chakotay in the last episode of Voyager. Also, I began writing this before Homecoming and its sequel were published.
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Meanwhile in the M*A*S*H unit 4077th chaos has erupted.
Colonel Potter slams open his door and yells at his clerk, " Radar I want to know what's going on Earthquakes aren't suppose to be happening in Korea."
"I'm trying sir, but no one knows what I'm talking about."
"What?" the Colonel explodes, "We can't be the only ones who felt that."
Just then Hawkeye and B.J. decide to put in an appearance.
Hawkeye in his usual joking manner, "Colonel, I think someone is trying to tell us to go home."
"Pierce, I don't want to hear about it right now."
B.J. with an air of flippancy, "Don't get you panties in a twist."
Radar interrupts before the Colonel can explode again, "No one I can reach felt the earthquake."
Hawkeye smartly says, "Earthquake? I thought it was a very large bomb exploding. Even mother nature is against us now."
Hunnicut correcting Hawkeye says, "They don't have earthquakes in Korea."
"Oh!"
Klinger bursts into the clerk's office, " I was trying to put mascara on and I nearly poked my eye out."
Hawkeye sarcastically, "In the middle of the day. Hot date starting early?"
Klinger with a tone of explanation, "Well, I ."
At that point Colonel Potter, whose anger had been growing with every second yelled, "Everyone out!"
Everyone in the room looked at each other and decides it would be a good idea to leave. "Not you Radar."
"Yes, sir", says Radar as he sits down looking like he'd rather be anywhere else.
B.J. and Hawkeye head back to the Swamp. Hawkeye breaks the silence by saying, " You know BeeJ something weird is going on here. I bet General Macarthur is playing a joke on us."
They enter the Swamp and sit down with some gin to relax for the day.
Charles being so unlucky as to be taking a shower when the shock wave from Voyager's crash hit the camp was in trouble. He had tried to exit the shower, but the soap he had not yet rinsed from his hair had gotten in his eyes. Thus, he is lost wondering around the tent. He calls for help. Margaret happens to be the only one who can hear him and comes to the rescue.
"Charles is that you?", Margaret asks as she peeps her head through the door.
"Yes, Margaret I can't see. I would be most grateful if you could give me directions to the shower."
"Nonsense, Charles I'll just ." She takes one step into the tent and realizes that Charles is naked, " Take three steps to your right and follow the stall around to find the door", she barely gets out in her embarrassment. She runs away so quickly she barely hears Charles's Thank you.
Margaret is sitting in her tent thinking. I can't believe I just saw Charles naked and reacted like a schoolgirl. He is not the first man I've seen naked. What is wrong with me? She picks up a book to read and tries to put it out of her mind.
Charles exits the shower and wonders where Margaret ran off to so quickly. He wasn't even sure if she had heard him say thank you. He made a note to himself to thank her again when an appropriate time came apparent. When B.J. and Hawkeye weren't around. He wondered into the swamp inquiring if they knew the cause of the ground movement.
Colonel Potter had pretty much given up hope of getting any information out of the army. He was really sick and tired of them endangering his people and not telling him anything about it. He got up from his desk and decided he should probably apologize to Radar for yelling at him.
The loud speaker announces, "All personal report to the compound choppers on the way. All personal to the compound."
Cornel Potter leaves his office shaking his head at Radar's ability to hear choppers before everyone else.