Before I get started I would like to rant. People, if you're going to write a story, please for the love of Buddha FINISH IT! I don't like reading a story up to chapter five and right when it gets to the good part they just stop writing it all together! Dammit, I deserve to read a full story about Dan being gay and trying to kill Piper to get to Leo! You know who you are so don't be so inconsiderate! (Cough) kmcequinox (Cough) Jerk (Cough) I'm done ranting now.

Chapter 4, whoo hoo! Alexywill22- I now you're a guy but I was talking when I wrote it so it came out 'her', sorry, anyway I left that cliffhanger cuz I needed a good place to stop and it was convenient. I'm going to use your idea once again, either Jack or Barbas, they're both good! Nice to know you got the Futurama thing- no one else did.

S2C- thanks for the review. Wait a minute; Alexywill22 did u say u like Cole? Oh well that's fine, I like him too! BuffySummers- Thank you very much, hmm weapons of mass destruction, very, very interesting. Whahahaha…ha!

Disclaimer: I see no point of doing it, but apparently it's required so… here you go you cheeky monkeys: I love saying that!

Prue: Nicole…

Shax: Does not own…

Grams: Charmed or anything else.

Me: "Another stupid disclaimer. Oh and you know what I discovered? I can freeze Prue! It only last a couple seconds but it's the best couple seconds of my life. Okay who would like to do the recap?" (I look around and nobody volunteers.) "C'mon people, don't make me choose, you won't like it." (Still no one.) "Okay bring out the darts and the blindfold!"

Shax: (High-pitched voice) "Wait, I-I'll do it!"

Me: "Good, so get on with it then."

Shax: "All right, uh, Chris told Freebie (the whore formally known as 'Phoebe') he wasn't her nephew in the hopes that he could get laid, no such luck. Not much from Paige. Um, Leo and Piper had make-up sex, but Leo ruined it as usual, by talking. Hee, hee, There was an uncomfortable moment between Leo and Chris then Chris said "Don't worry, I'll take care of her." Finally Cole offered Freebie a chance to be evil again. Is that it, did I get everything?" (I nod)

Grams: "Now that that's all said in done I'd like to make a request."

Me: "Shoot,"

Grams: "Okay," (She pulls out a 45 caliber and shoots Prue, she explodes like the robot from Terminator, then heals.) I'd like to bring out a surprise guest a little later."

Prue: "I'm not even going…" (I freeze her… 10 seconds later.) …to guess this one."

Shax: "Will you tell me sweetie?" (He makes all kinds of lovey-dovey gestures.)

Grams: "Sorry, sweetie-weetie-poo." (They kiss.)

Me: "Seriously guys, there are children present!" (I cover Prue's eyes.) "You know what? Skip the chatter and get on with the story."

Chapter 4: I know what you did last Tuesday and the day before that, and the day before that! Dedicated entirely to the Pale One. (Paige)

(Paige pulled the neck of her big, yet stylish, peach trench coat closer to her face. She knocked on a big metal door and a window slid open. A guy looked through it.)

Guy: (In a deep voice) "Name?"

Paige: (Whispers) "Milk-Shake,"

Guy: "Password?"

Paige: (Whispering yet singing) "Oh won't you take me to, Funky Town, Oh won't you take me to Funky Town!"

Guy: (Chuckles and opens the door.) "I love how you sing that Milk-Shake!" (Paige walks in a looks at the guy, I think, he's wearing a sequin green dress and a blonde wig.)

Paige: "Hey, Little Debbie." (Stupid name because this guy was huge!)

(They both walk in to a dark room and you hear a lot of whispering.)

Paige: "Why is it always so dark in here?" (Paige flips on the light and reveals 15 guys in drag, and another lady, which doesn't make sense but whatever.)

Person: "Because the electrician is too afraid to come back."

Paige: "Cher, how's it going?" (Paige sits next to him/her.)

Cher: "Oh my wife found out that I really don't go bowling on Tuesday's, so she packed up the kids and headed to her mother's."

Person: "Well that's her loss."

Little Debbie: "I agree with Strawberry Shortcake."

Paige: "Alright let's get down to business. We have to talk about our next community service act. Our last one didn't turn out so well."

Blueberry Muffins: "Well how were supposed to know that the Senior Citizen's Center didn't like Drag Queens? I didn't mean to give that old guy a heart attack."

Michael Jackson: (Fake one. Pats him/her on the back.) "We know,"

Paige: "Yes it was a sad day for Drag Queens and woman Drag Queens alike, so this time we'll head out to the Annual GirlScout Jamboree." (Everyone nods.) "Right, it looks like we have a new member," (The lady stands up.)

Lady: " Hi, I'm Amy, I'm a gay that wants to be a Drag Queen."

Everybody: "Hi Amy,"

Paige: "Amy is your outside name. You have to have a Drag name. Now to figure this out you're supposed to take the name of your first pet as your first name and the name of the street you lived on as a kid for your last. Of course Mr. Nibbles Burma didn't appeal to me, so pick whatever you like."

Cupcake: "Well she's skinny, are you flexible?" (Amy nods.) "How about Twizzlers?"

Everybody: "Twizzlers,"

Amy: "Alright, I'm now Twizzlers." (She sits down proudly.)

Paige: "Great, whoo, it's hot in here." (She takes off her coat and she's wearing a blue sequin dress, her legs are really hairy along with her armpits, and she stuffed 'down there'. Gross.) "Okay everybody stand up and recite the official Drag's Anonymous Pledge." (Everybody stands up.)

Everybody: "Milk, milk," (Point to chest) "Lemonade," (Point to their area.) "Round the corner fudge is made." (Point to their ass.)

Paige: "Amen, now Devil's food cake, will you go over the moments of the last meeting?" (She turns to a dark skinned man. Wait who is that? (I rub my eyes) I-is that, Daryl! He's wearing a pink tank top with a denim mini skirt. He has his legs shaved and he's wearing a black wig, and is that- I think it is… a thong.)

Daryl: "Right, well last week we decided that mascot would be changed from a platypus," (giggles.) "Hee hee, pus. Our new mascot is a giant tampon."

Everyone: "Yayyyy!"

"Me: "Well people said they wanted to know Paige's secret."

"Prue: "Gross, That's almost worse than Shax and Prue making out."

Shax: "Bite me,"

Prue: "I will. (She's about to bite him when I freeze her.)

Grams: "Thank you, when she… (Prue unfreezes.) Unfreezes… Can we bring out our guest now?"

Prue: (Wining) "But I want to bite him!"

Me: "No, then we would have to put you down. Of course you'd probably find a way back from that too."

Grams: "I'm bringing him out."

Me: "Then do it!"

Grams: "Okay, Come on out, Jack Sheridan!" (Jack walks out and sits next to Prue.)

Prue: (Muttering) "Oh no,"

Jack: "Hey Prue, I'm baackk!" (Puts his arm around her but she shakes it off.)

Prue: "No shit! Grams why did you do this?"

Grams: "Because I knew if I brought Andy back you'd be happy, and nobody wants that."

Prue: (Thinking) Bitch, (Talking sarcastically.) "Gee thanks,"

Shax: (Wining,) "Well if Penny gets a guest I get one too!"

Me: "Fine, Geez it's like taking care of a bunch a babies!"

Shax: (claps his hands.) "Oh Barbas!" (We hear and see lightning. Where'd that come from? Oh well, Barbas walks out, smiling, and sits next to Shax.)

Prue: "Noooooo!" (Hides behind me. I roll my eyes.)

Me: "Welcome to the group Jack and Barbas. You'll find that we are all very dysfunctional. Some in more ways than one." (I look at Prue, who obviously didn't get that I just insulted her.)

Both: "Thanks,"

Prue: "Well I want a guest too!" (She runs behind the curtain and comes back with a chicken. She sets it down then sits down.)

Grams: "You've got to be kidding me. Who's this?"

Prue: "It's the KFC mascot."

Shax: "What it is, is lunch." (He licks his lips and starts chasing it around. Prue chases him.)

Barbas: (He waves his hand.) "The chicken's greatest fear is that Prue will keep it as a pet and do unimaginable things to it."

Shax: "He won't have to worry about that." (He throws an energyball at it and it turns into a complete chicken dinner complete with biscuits.)

Prue: "Whyyyyyyy!" (She starts crying, then stops.) "Ooh, are those mashed potatoes?" (Everyone starts eating happily.)

Jack: "Hey Prue, what do ya say we get outta here and get a room?"

Prue: (She's eating like a pig. In between bites.)

"Jack, you may or may not have noticed, but you have the teeth of a rabbit, the body of a cow, and you have big feet. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last of my species."

Everyone: (Except Prue and Jack.) "Burn!"

Jack: "You mean dog?"

Everyone: (Except Jack and Prue.) "Burn!"

Barbas: "Who wants to play a fun game? Here's how it's played, I check your greatest fear, then try to kill you with it."

Jack: "Ah, no thanks."

Barbas: "Nonsense, in fact you'll be the first player." (He waves his hand.) "You greatest fear is that Prue will find out that you are a virgin."

Jack: (Nervous,) "What, the hell are you talking about? I-I've done it with plenty of women." (He starts to wither away.) "Quick, somebody kiss me or I'll die!" (Nobody does, Barbas coughs.)

Prue: "All right fine, I'll do it!" (She kisses him and he regains his composure.)

Jack: "Wow, it's like kissing an angel."

Me: "Would you believe one of Satan's minions?"

Barbas: "I wanted him to die you idiot! Fine, lets do Shax next."

Shax: "Okay but you ain't gonna find anything." (Barbas waves his hand.)

Barbas: "Your greatest fear is that people will know you were once the lead role in the play CATS. Wait, that's it? That's your greatest fear? Man you're sad."

Shax: "Noooooo!" (Shax blows up.)

Grams: "Noooooo!"

Me: "Noooooo!"

Grams: "He was my boyfriend!"

Me: "He was my favorite guest!"

Grams: "I don't like this game."

Barbas: (Laughs) "Too late, let's do Prue now."

Me: "Eww, let's not and say we did."

Grams: "Too much work, Let's kill her, hide her body in the dumpster and say we did it with her." (Everyone looks at her oddly.) "Or we can do it your way."

Barbas: (Shakes his head then waves his hand.) "Prue, you're greatest fear is Piper finding out that you slept with Leo, and Freebie finding out you slept with Cole." (Cough) "Slut," (Cough) "Whore" (Cough) "Meet me in my room after the show." (Cough)

Grams: "Barbas I think you're coming down with something."

Me: (I roll my eyes.) "Wait, how come she didn't die?"

Grams: "You can't kill a dead woman. Or undead."

Prue: "Then how come Shax died?"

Barbas: "He was a demon. Totally different story, now let's try Nicole."

Me: "No really, that's not necessary."

Barbas: (Waves his hand.) "You greatest fear is that Alexywill22 will find out that you slept with Cole before he did."

Me: "Noooooo!" (Nothing happens.) "Well, I guess it wasn't as important as I thought."

Barbas: "Does anyone around here have any worthwhile fears? Ugh, now Penny." (He waves his hand.) "Oh, here's a good one. Your biggest fear is that everyone will find out that your pregnant…. With Shax's child."

(Everyone gasps; you hear that really annoying organ music like in soap operas, kinda like Bmmmmmm, that's it.)

Prue: (Shocked.) "Grams!"

Me: (Surprised) "Grams!"

(For some reason there is a lot of random clapping and whistles.)

Barbas: "Do you ever get the feeling that we're being watched?"

(They all look wide-eyed off into space where they think someone would be watching them. Like they do on TV. Ah, the idiot box, it had more of a hand in raising us than our own parents did. (Singing) "Swing low, sweet chariot, something come and carry me home!")

Rigggghhhtt! Okay people, this is the end of chapter 4, I may not be able to get you chapter 5 for a while because my computer at my house doesn't have Microsoft word. I'm doing this at school. So I hope you liked it, ah, next chapter we will have a memorial service for our lost hosts, CK and now Shax. Damn you Barbas! If I offended any of you with the whole Drag Queen situation, I'm sorry that's just the way it is take it up with the Board of Commissions. No don't do that!

Okay R&R or face the wrath of the Flesh-eating Oompa Loompa's! Peace!