Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek or M*A*S*H. I certainly am not making
any money by writing this story.
Author's note: This story ignores the relationship between Seven and Chakotay in the last episode of Voyager. Also, I began writing this before Homecoming and its sequel were published.
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Back on Voyager the Senior staff files into the conference room. The captain calls the meeting to order.
The Captain begins, "Seven have you had any luck with explaining our current situation."
"No, Captain I'm at a loss to explain what caused the "time portal" to open, but Mr. Harren's theories may be of some help. Permission to ask him to assist me?
"Recruit whoever you need, Seven. B'Elanna how are repairs coming?"
"It's going to take about a week to repair the engines, navigation, and the internal dampers alone. I'm afraid this ship wasn't designed for what was done to it. I would like to send a team out to dig the deflector dish out."
"Go ahead B'Elanna. Just don't do anything to call attention to us. Tuvok what have you found out?"
"We have landed in South Korea. 903.4 meters from the M*A*S*H Unit the 4077th."
Mr. Kim asks, " Mash?"
Paris putting to use his knowledge of the 20th century explains, "Mobile Army Surgical Hospital."
Mr. Tuvok continues to explain the Korean War and the M*A*S*H.
The captain rapping up the meeting says, "Doctor, Mr. Paris, and, Mr. Tuvok I want you to accompany me to this "Mash" unit. That hill keeps us out of view, but I want to make sure no one looks over it. Mr. Paris since you know so much about this century I want you to create profiles for the four of us by 1900 hrs. Dismissed."
Everyone files off to do their assigned tasks leaving the captain and Chakotay to talk. ---------------------
The casualties at the 4077th were light. Charles and Margaret have post-op duty.
They check each patient together and then sit down to work on paperwork. After awhile Charles decides that this would be a good time to thank Margaret.
He walks over to where she's sitting and coughs a little to get her attention, "I just wanted to thank you for your help earlier."
Margaret smiling says, "Your Welcome", and turns back to her work.
Charles feels a little put off, but decides he'd accomplished what he wanted. He returns to his work.
Margaret stares blankly at her paper thinking the room had suddenly gotten too warm. She thinks to herself, Margaret get a grip on yourself. You were rude to him because you can't look at him without turning red. Hopefully he'll never bring the subject up again so you can keep your dignity.
Charles notices that Margaret hasn't moved her pen in quite some time. He wonders what she is thinking about.
In the Swamp B.J. is writing a letter to Peg hoping to keep his mind off the boys he had just operated on. Hawkeye has a glass of gin in one hand and is throwing cards into a bedpan with the other looking like he needs a little excitement.
"BeeJ"
"What Hawkeye"
"I'm going to go find Radar."
"Whatever for?"
"The "earthquake" is a little more exciting that this tent right now."
Hawkeye gets up and leaves. B.J. laughs and goes back to writing his letter.
In Colonel Potter's office everything has returned to normal. He has already concluded that he will never have an explanation for that morning's events. He only hopes that the rumors in camp die down rather quickly. He didn't like being reminded that the army keeps secrets from him.
Klinger sits in his tent dreaming up his next scheme to get a section 8. He has decided that a flying saucer crashing has caused the "earthquake". They have come to abduct him. Now he just has to come up with an act to stage.
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Back on Voyager the Captain, Tom, the Doctor, and Tuvok are gathered in the conference room. The captain had given Tom permission to take the floor.
"We've just been transferred from the states. We're on are way to replace officers that have completed their tour of duty. They sent us over too soon and are assigned to help the 4077th temporarily. I've replicated the necessary documents, but let's hope no one checks too far into them," Tom hands PADDS to each of the people in the room, "This is who you are." Tom settles back in his seat done with his speech.
The door to the conference room chimes.
"Enter", says the captain.
Harry walks in, hands a PADD to Tom, nods to the captain, and leaves. Tom studies the PADD looking satisfied.
"Something new Tom", the Captain asks.
"Harry has located an abandoned army jeep. We can't exactly walk into camp on foot."
"Very good Tom I want to leave at 08 hundred hours tomorrow. Don't bring anything from this century that you don't have to. Dismissed."
Slowly the sun begins to set as people sit with reports or drinking alcohol, but all eventually fall into a slumber.
Author's note: This story ignores the relationship between Seven and Chakotay in the last episode of Voyager. Also, I began writing this before Homecoming and its sequel were published.
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Back on Voyager the Senior staff files into the conference room. The captain calls the meeting to order.
The Captain begins, "Seven have you had any luck with explaining our current situation."
"No, Captain I'm at a loss to explain what caused the "time portal" to open, but Mr. Harren's theories may be of some help. Permission to ask him to assist me?
"Recruit whoever you need, Seven. B'Elanna how are repairs coming?"
"It's going to take about a week to repair the engines, navigation, and the internal dampers alone. I'm afraid this ship wasn't designed for what was done to it. I would like to send a team out to dig the deflector dish out."
"Go ahead B'Elanna. Just don't do anything to call attention to us. Tuvok what have you found out?"
"We have landed in South Korea. 903.4 meters from the M*A*S*H Unit the 4077th."
Mr. Kim asks, " Mash?"
Paris putting to use his knowledge of the 20th century explains, "Mobile Army Surgical Hospital."
Mr. Tuvok continues to explain the Korean War and the M*A*S*H.
The captain rapping up the meeting says, "Doctor, Mr. Paris, and, Mr. Tuvok I want you to accompany me to this "Mash" unit. That hill keeps us out of view, but I want to make sure no one looks over it. Mr. Paris since you know so much about this century I want you to create profiles for the four of us by 1900 hrs. Dismissed."
Everyone files off to do their assigned tasks leaving the captain and Chakotay to talk. ---------------------
The casualties at the 4077th were light. Charles and Margaret have post-op duty.
They check each patient together and then sit down to work on paperwork. After awhile Charles decides that this would be a good time to thank Margaret.
He walks over to where she's sitting and coughs a little to get her attention, "I just wanted to thank you for your help earlier."
Margaret smiling says, "Your Welcome", and turns back to her work.
Charles feels a little put off, but decides he'd accomplished what he wanted. He returns to his work.
Margaret stares blankly at her paper thinking the room had suddenly gotten too warm. She thinks to herself, Margaret get a grip on yourself. You were rude to him because you can't look at him without turning red. Hopefully he'll never bring the subject up again so you can keep your dignity.
Charles notices that Margaret hasn't moved her pen in quite some time. He wonders what she is thinking about.
In the Swamp B.J. is writing a letter to Peg hoping to keep his mind off the boys he had just operated on. Hawkeye has a glass of gin in one hand and is throwing cards into a bedpan with the other looking like he needs a little excitement.
"BeeJ"
"What Hawkeye"
"I'm going to go find Radar."
"Whatever for?"
"The "earthquake" is a little more exciting that this tent right now."
Hawkeye gets up and leaves. B.J. laughs and goes back to writing his letter.
In Colonel Potter's office everything has returned to normal. He has already concluded that he will never have an explanation for that morning's events. He only hopes that the rumors in camp die down rather quickly. He didn't like being reminded that the army keeps secrets from him.
Klinger sits in his tent dreaming up his next scheme to get a section 8. He has decided that a flying saucer crashing has caused the "earthquake". They have come to abduct him. Now he just has to come up with an act to stage.
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Back on Voyager the Captain, Tom, the Doctor, and Tuvok are gathered in the conference room. The captain had given Tom permission to take the floor.
"We've just been transferred from the states. We're on are way to replace officers that have completed their tour of duty. They sent us over too soon and are assigned to help the 4077th temporarily. I've replicated the necessary documents, but let's hope no one checks too far into them," Tom hands PADDS to each of the people in the room, "This is who you are." Tom settles back in his seat done with his speech.
The door to the conference room chimes.
"Enter", says the captain.
Harry walks in, hands a PADD to Tom, nods to the captain, and leaves. Tom studies the PADD looking satisfied.
"Something new Tom", the Captain asks.
"Harry has located an abandoned army jeep. We can't exactly walk into camp on foot."
"Very good Tom I want to leave at 08 hundred hours tomorrow. Don't bring anything from this century that you don't have to. Dismissed."
Slowly the sun begins to set as people sit with reports or drinking alcohol, but all eventually fall into a slumber.