Sorry it took so long to update, I'm working on 5 other stories right now.

Halli-Halliwell- Thanxs

BuffySummers- Thanxs, I may use your idea.

Alexywill22-Thanxs and I told you I was gonna use the t-shirt idea, it was good, and I knew if I did that thing with Jack that would've been crossing the line. You'll find out why Piper was so calm in this chapter, you always have great ideas!

Soul2Cole- Thank you

Anyone else I forgot to thank, thank you, I'm trying to update ASAP but I'm doing other stories right now and it's kinda hard.

This chapter will mainly focus on Phoebe and Piper.

Disclaimer: EVERY-SINGLE-CHAPTER! I hate these things, I do not own Charmed or anything that could get me sued. I bet no one even reads these.

Me: "So Grams, did you figure out a name for your little girl?"

Grams: "Yes, I named her, Apple Coco Halliwell."

Patty: "Why in god's name would you call her that!"

Prue: "Yea and what happened to the 'P' rule?"

Grams: "Well, I named her Apple after Gweneth Paltrow's baby and Coco after Courtney Cox's baby."

Jack: "What about that 'P' thing?"

Grams: "I'm sick of that stupid rule; besides, there aren't any 'P' names left."

Barbas: (Whispering to Patty.) "I think there's a few screws in her head that are loose." (Patty nods.)

Prue: "Well nobody really cares so can we got on with the story?"

Me: Fine, we're gonna skip the recap, if you don't know what's been goin' on then you shouldn't be reading this anyway."

Chapter 6- Piper and Freebie's chapter.

(Piper's in the kitchen mixing something and humming.)

Piper: "Add some, Murdock Root, some Beetle toe." (As she did this the potion exploded a little.) "Whoa, okay vanquishing potion's done." (She bottles it and chuckles.)
"Take my husband, will you Chris? Now you're gonna pay." (She laughs again then walks out of the kitchen.)

Meanwhile…

(Freebie and Cole are in her office.)

Cole: "Are you positive that you want to do this? Once you do there's no turning back."

Phoebe: "Yes Cole you've explained it to me a million times. This isn't my first time being the Queen of the Underworld ya know."

Cole: "Right, well the first thing we have to do is take out anyone that gets in our way."

Phoebe: So that would be the whole Underworld? You weren't exactly their favorite Source."

Cole: "Shut up,"

Phoebe: "Okay," (Phoebe takes his hand and they shimmer out.)

Meanwhile…

(Chris is mixing something.)

Chris: "Next up we add some Eye of Newt then we're gonna kick it up a notch by throwing in some Bloodwart." (He throws it in the pot in a lame attempt to copy Emeril.) "Bam!" (He laughs then bottles the green liquid.) "Poor stupid Piper, never saw it comin." (He laughs then walks out of the room, but not before taking off his pink apron.)

Meanwhile… (Gettin sick of that, aren't ya?)

(The Underworld- Cole and Phoebe are surrounded by about 50 very angry demons.)

Demon 1: "What are you doing back here Belthazor?"

Demon 2: "He's not Belthazor anymore remember?"

Cole: "I came to take control of the Underworld again."

Demon 3: "What makes you think that we need someone to rule?"

Phoebe: (Trying to be tough- of course she sucks at it.) "Because without rule, you are sloppy, you don't know what you are doing!"

Demon 2: "And we're supposed to take advice from a Charmed One?"

Demon 6: "I say we just kill them!" (Everyone starts mumbling to each other.)

Cole: "W-wait, what gives you the right to kill us?"

Demon 7: "Well," (He points to Phoebe.) "She's a Charmed One," (Points to Cole.) "And you betrayed us for her."

Cole: "But you forgot that I was also the Source."

Demon 4: "Yes but the witch turned back and then vanquished you."

(Cole throws a fireball at the demon. She explodes and the remaining demons start throwing fireballs at Phoebe and Cole but he blocks them and kills all but 5 demons.)

Cole: "Anyone else?"

(The survivors mumble to themselves and shake their heads. "No we're good." One says.)

Phoebe: Good, now go announce that the Source is back." (The demons bow then shimmer out.)

Cole: "Now that we're rulers again, what would you like to do?"

Phoebe: (Thinks for a minute.) "Hmm… redecorate the lair!"

Cole: "What!"

Phoebe: "Yea, I'm thinking something in a Cotton candy pink, and maybe get a couple windows. Ooh and those fuzzy pillows, I love those things!"

Cole: (Shakes his head.) "Fine, just no beanbag chairs." (Phoebe pouts.) "Alright, you can have one beanbag chair."

Prue: "Riiiggghhhttt,"

Me: "Yea,"

Grams: "Oh look, Apple just spit up all over Barbas!" (Everyone laughs.)

Barbas: (Sarcastically.) "Very funny, do you have any idea how much it's gonna cost to get this dry-cleaned!"

Patty: "I didn't know demons cared about dry-cleaning."

Jack: "Well there's a lot you don't know about us-I-I mean them." (His eyes shift back and forth.)

Andy: "You did that on purpose you moron!"

Jack: "Na ah!"

Andy: "Ya huh!"

Jack: "Na uh!"

Andy: "Na uh!"

Jack: "Ya huh! Oh damn!"

Andy: "Ha!"

Grams: "Will you two shut up! You're grown men!"

Me: "Thank you! Does anyone else think that we should replace someone?"

(Everyone nods.) "But who?"

Prue: "Oh, I know! Let's take a vote, like on Survivor!"

Andy: "That just may be the smartest thing I've ever heard you say! And so you don't vote me off, here's this;" (He kisses her.)

Prue: "Uh, wow."

Jack: (Angry.) "Alrighty then, let's get down to business."

A few minutes later…

(The set looks like the one from Survivor. Ya know, with the Tiki torches.)

(Prue walks up to the booth, writes something, puts the paper in the jar..)

Prue: "It was a tough decision but, I picked Jack." (She sits down.)

(Andy walks up and does the same thing, and then he goes and sits down.)

(I walk up and write something down. I hold up the paper.)

Me: "Jack, he's so annoying." (I put the paper in the jar and sit down.)

(Jack writes something then sets it in the jar.)

Jack: "I voted for me of course. Why wouldn't I? We're trying to stay in."

(Everyone else votes.)

Me: "Okay," (Pull out a paper from the jar.) "One for Jack," (He smiles and nods.)

"One for Grams,"

Grams: "What? I'll kill whoever voted for me!"

Me: "Two for Jack, three for Jack, one for Patty, and four for Jack."

Jack: "Yes!" I'm stayin in! Whoo hoo!"

Andy: "What are you talking about? You got the most votes."

Jack: "Exactly! The point was to get th…Oh crap!"

Me: "Sorry Jack, the tribe has spoken."

Jack: "Wait, that's not fair! I voted for myself!" (Some Oompa Loompas come out and escort Jack away.)

Oompa Loompas: (Singing)

"Oompa Loompa doopity doo,

we've got a puzzle for you.

What do you get when you're name is Jack?

You're dumber than a sack of…"

Me: "Alright that's enough, geez those things will cuss like crazy if you let em."

(Back in the Underworld)

(Phoebe's talking to some mover-minion guys.)

Phoebe: "I want some fuzzy carpet all over."

Mover 1: "Yes my Queen."

Phoebe: "Good, now I want some more lights. It's too dark in here."

Mover 2: "Yes my Queen."

Phoebe: "Is that all you two can say?"

Mover 2: "No my Queen."

Phoebe: "Well it is now, got it?"

Mover 1: "Yes my Queen."

(Phoebe giggles, just then Cole walks in.)

Cole: "Phoebe, what the hell did you do to my lair!"

Phoebe: "You mean our lair, I just redecorated." (The room is all pink and fuzzy, and it's so bright and there's stuffed animals everywhere. It looks like a 10 year olds bedroom, minus the Justin Timberlake posters. Oh wait there's one, over the pink fuzzy heart-shaped bed, yuck.)

Cole: (Looking at the Mover-minions.) "You two, leave!"

Mover 2: (Hesitates, Phoebe gives him a look.) "Y-yes my Queen." (They bow then shimmer out.)

Cole: (Looking very confused and a little wounded turns to Phoebe.) "Why'd he say that?"

Phoebe: (Giggles.) "Never mind, so hey, I want you to get me some things."

Cole: "What?"

Phoebe: "Oh some grenades, a bazooka, an atom bomb, you know your basic weapons of Mass Destruction."

Cole: "Why do you want those?"

Phoebe: "Because they're awesome, and such a turn-on."

Cole: (Clearly bewildered.) "You think weapons of mass destruction are a turn-on?"

Phoebe: "Oh yea, huge turn-on, you get a guy with a nitrogen bomb and I'm all over him."

Cole: "And what am I, chopped liver?"

(Phoebe slaps him lightly on the cheek.)

Phoebe: "Oh honey, you have a different type of weapon of mass destruction."

Cole: "I want you so bad right now." (So they start doing it again. Strangely they're both looking at the Justin Timberlake poster.)

Prue: "That's Phoebe's fetish? I thought it was something weirder guys with a tiny bald spot."

Me: "That's terrible Prue,"

Prue: "I know,"

Barbas: "forget that, who wants to play a game?"

Grams: "Not another one of your horrible games! I lost Shax because of your last one!"

Barbas: "It's NOT my fault he couldn't conquer his greatest fear."

Andy: "I wanna play a game."

Patty: "No you don't, trust me."

Barbas: "C'mon guys, you can't die from playing this one, promise!"

Prue: (Sighs.) "Fine, we'll play your damn game."

Barbas: "Cool, okay it's called 'Real or Fake?' some one says a person that we all know and we decide if their," (Coughs.) "Special part, is fake or not. I'll go first. Phoebe."

Prue: "Oh totally fake! Okay, Leo."

Patty: "So real, Piper."

Andy: "Please, there's nothing there to be considered fake, real, Cole."

Me: "Oh believe me, it's real alright…"

(Back at the Manor, up in the attic.)

(Piper is standing behind the Book. She's holding the potion.)

Piper: (In a sing-song voice.) "Oh Chris!" (Seconds later Chris orbs in, looking quite chipper, Piper's expression is mimicking his.)

Chris: "Yes?"

Piper: "Oh I just wanted to tell you again that I'm behind you and Leo 100."

Chris: "Nice to know and I'm glad you're so calm. Speaking of which, why are you so calm?" (He slowly pulls out his potion, careful that Piper doesn't see it.)

Piper: "Well I'm just in a general good mood."

Chris: "And why is that?"

Piper: "Because I'm getting rid of some old junk today, ya know, spring cleaning." (She throws the potion.)

Chris: (He throws his potion.) "So am I!"

(Well unfortunately the two were standing so close together that their bodies collided when the potions exploded, causing the two to fuse together. Now they're stuck together, two heads, half of each body, fun.)

(All the smoke subsides. Piper moans in pain, she turns and tries to pull away from Chris but realizes she can't. Chris soon realizes it also.)

Both: "Holy shit!"

TBC…

Great twist huh? I just came up with it this second as I was writing. I'm THAT good! Hope you liked it! So you know the drill!

Cya!