"Who's Your Daddy?"
Chapter 1 – "The Perfect Child"
Monkey Fist stood in his castle's library and poured himself a cup of tea. He had recently discovered an ancient text from an old temple, and was reading through it. Holding the scroll in one of his genetically engineered monkey feet, he excitedly read the detailed history of the secret masters of monkey kung-fu. They had perfected many aspects of the martial art he loved so dearly. A whole line of monkey kung-fu masters had existed within one family, passing their secret knowledge on to their sons.
Monkey Fist sighed. He had no son to pass his knowledge onto someday. He was the world's leading master of monkey kung fu, all five forms of it. He had trained monkeys in some of the basics. They were a natural at monkey kung fu, but they lacked the intelligence of a human being. He often dreamed of having a child, and training him or her in the art of monkey kung fu. He looked over the top of the ancient scroll at his girlfriend DNAmy. She was across the room, trying to pull one of her toy cuddlebuddys out of the mouth of one of her genetically-mutated mixed-species pets.
"Darling, I've been thinking…", said Monkey Fist.
"Yes, Hunny Bunny?", said DNAmy looking up at him.
"Have you ever thought about having children?", he asked her, with a suggestive smile.
"Oh Monty! I just love children! I'd love to have one. But…But I'm afraid I can't have any. I'm infertile. Actually, my pets are kind of like children to me", she said, hugging a bizarre iguana rabbit creature she had created during her genetic experiments.
Monkey Fist frowned for a moment, then suddenly thought of an idea. DNAmy was the world's greatest geneticist. Why would he want to even bother trying to have a child the normal way, when they could create a genetically perfect child together in her lab. The child could have DNAmy's genius intelligence, Monkey Fist's athletic ability, and a truly monkey-like body, with a tail and everything! Monkey Fist smiled and discussed his idea with DNAmy. They headed down the stairs into her genetics lab together, and began to work. After a few weeks of compiling their DNA together, with the DNA of a monkey, and some extra genetic enhancements, they had created the embryo that would become their perfect child. The only problem was, they needed someone to carry the child for them. DNAmy had a hysterectomy, and without a womb, was unable to be pregnant.
As they thought about the problem, Monkey Fist said jokingly, "Wouldn't it be funny, if we secretly implanted the embryo in our arch-enemy Kim Possible? She'd have no idea how she got pregnant. Imagine her trying to save the world with a huge pregnant belly? She wouldn't be able to stop any of our schemes in that condition."
Monkey Fist and DNAmy looked at eachother, and realized that wasn't a bad idea. Plus it would be great revenge on Kim Possible for all the trouble she had caused them. It was decided- they would use Kim Possible to carry their child.
They placed the frozen embryo in a special storage container, and took Monkey Fist's private jet to Middleton.