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Halli-halliwell- it's nice to know I can help out.

Alex- I'm glad I got rid of Jack- I can't think of anything for Andy to do…oh wait I just had an idea! Well the New York thing was important then I changed it, at first I was gonna have Chris be some crazy stalker that followed her back from there, but the idea I'm working with is fine too! Thanks!

PiperLeoforever72- Me? Perverted? Never! Well I have a sick sense of humor, and I'm gonna have to agree w/ you for the most part; but this last chapter wasn't perverted, well I didn't think so.

Disclaimer- who cares anymore? We all know I don't own Charmed.

Chapter 7- Go Away!

Me: Ha ha, Piper and Chris are stuck together!"

Patty: (Slaps me on the back of the head.) "Don't say that! My poor baby!"

Prue: (Looking very hurt.) "Gee mom, thanks, I guess I don't really matter, huh?"

Grams: "Prue, why do you really think we kept you around as a child?"

(Prue shrugs.)

Patty: "For the taxes, that's it."

Andy: "That's harsh," (He turns back to a table where he and Barbas are playing strip poker, Andy is down to boxers, and well Barbas, has his shirt.)

Me: (Shielding me eyes,) "God, that's disgusting, do you have to do that here?"

Barbas: "Well we tried playing in the storage room, but the Janitor kept giving us weird suggestive looks."

Andy: "And I don't swing that way."

Prue: "That's what he said."

Andy: "You're not even saying that right!"

Prue: "That's what he said!"

Andy: "That's better, so Barbas, got any six's?"

Barbas: "Go-Fish,"

Patty: "I thought you were playing poker?"

Andy: "Barbas doesn't know how to play."

Me: "How sad, now I think it's time to check up on our favorite dysfunctional family, we'll check on Piper and Chris."

(Piper and Chris are in the kitchen; Piper is digging in the fridge and Chris is trying to pull away.)

Chris: (Whining) "C'mon Piper, I gotta go to the bathroom!"

Piper: "No, I told you as long as we're stuck together neither of us is: bathing, changing, or going to the bathroom."

Chris: "Pipppeeerrr PLEASE!"

Piper: "I don't think it's even physically possible anymore." (yes they're still stuck together.)

Chris: "Fine, make me pass out."

Piper: "How would you pass out?"

Chris: "Like this," (He picks up a frying pan and knocks himself out. Piper chuckles because it takes a couple of hits.)

Piper: "Finally, I though he'd never shut up. Now I can do what I was gonna do." (Piper laughs mischievously.)

In the land down unda… I mean the Underworld.

(Phoebe's throwing grenades into a hole. Cole walks in.)

Cole: "Phoebe stop!" (He throws a fireball at one of her grenades. She turns around.)

Phoebe: "Hey, why'd you do that!'

Cole: "Because that's the Hole of all things Evil."

Phoebe: "Excuse me?"

Cole: "Yea, if you destroy that hole then everything Evil will be good, and everything good would be bad."

Phoebe: "Oh like opposites, so we would breathe water and drink air?"

Cole: "Not exactly, anyway just leave that alone, got it?"

Phoebe: "Fine, I'll just go feed some demons to the three-headed dog."

Cole: "Wait, I got that car battery and jumper cables you wanted, why'd you want them anyway?"

Phoebe: "Nothing, just a little somethin I got from Family Guy." (She picked up the battery and walked away, leaving Cole to just stand there, scratching his slightly bald-from-behind head. He's still hot though!)

Andy: (Who is now being whipped by Barbas.) "What does she need the battery for?"

Me: Well you remember in "Charmed Together" When the Elder said he watched them as porn, then he turned to Phoebe and said; "But it got disturbing, very disturbing."

Prue: "Yea what about it?"

Me: "Well there's your answer."

Barbas: "That's nasty,"

Grams: "Not as nasty as you whipping Andy, Nicole can you please trade one of them please?"

Me: "But Andy hasn't had a chance to do anything yet; and Barbas is…well Barbas."

Patty: "Mother, where's Apple?"

Grams: (looks around.) "Hmm, I'm not sure. Apple, where are you sweetie!"

Prue: "Grams she's only a few days old, she can't answer!"

(Suddenly some guy walks in carrying the baby. Another guy walks in and handcuffs Grams.)

Agent 1: "Penny Halliwell I'm Child Protective Service Agent, Mr. T, and this is my partner, Mr. U, we're here to take you're baby away. Oh and he's here to arrest you."

Grams: "What for?"

Agent 2: "For endangerment of a child a possession of some stuff we thought was Oregano, but wasn't." (Agent 1 is slowly moving his hand in front of his face and laughing.)

Agent 1: "Dude, did you know we like have 5 fingers?"

Prue: "Well what are you standing around here for?"

Agent 2: "Would you prefer to be dragged out kicking and screaming or be hit with a tranquilizer dart?"

Grams: "Ooh kicking and screaming please." (Clears her throat.) "No, please don't take me away!" (The three leave.)

Me: "Well looks like a spot just opened up!"

Andy: "Aren't we gonna mourn for her or something?"

Patty: "She'll be back; once she realizes she's Telekinetic."

Barbas: "So who should we get to replace her?"

Me: "I know," (I snap my fingers and Dan appears.)

Dan: "Where am I?"

Barbas: "Good question, where are we, did we move again?"

Patty: "I think we're somewhere in Turkey."

Me: "No I think it's Chile, anyway welcome Dan, this is our disturbed group and you just replaced Penny." (I stick out my hand, but before he took it he ran his hand through his greasy hair. I wipe my hand on Prue's shoulder.)

Prue: (Really sweet,) "Hey Dan,"

Barbas: "Gawd Prue, if you were any sweeter you could've given us all diabetes."

Andy: "Watch it man, Prue's mine."

Me: "Now you like her!"

Dan: "Who are you people?"

Patty: "Well, that's Nicole; she's the twisted mind who brought us all here, and you already know Prue, and over there trying to steal the cameraman's footage is Alex, and I'm Prue's mom, Patty, ah the guy in the feather boa and leather pants is Barbas, and Andy is the one aiming the assault rifle at your head."

Dan: (Uneasily,) "Nice to meet you, what kind of name is Barbas?"

Barbas: "It's Russian; my mother was a Russian demon."

Dan: "Did he just say Russian? I-I mean demon?"

Me: "Yea, see remember all those time's Piper would just run off at any given moment? Well it's because of Barbas and all his buddies."

Dan: "Well that's somewhat of a relief; I thought she hated me."

Prue: "That too, and she was sleeping with Leo on the side." (Dan looks like he's about to cry.)

Barbas: "Okay, shut up!"

Leo and Paige sat at the bar at P3, seems everyone forgot about them.

Leo: "Do you think anyone even realizes we're gone?"

Paige: "Probably not, by the way; thanks for coming to the cross-dressers meeting."

Leo: "I'll try anything once," (They sat in silence, listening to the band play.)

(Leo decided to bring up the one thing they had in common; their hatred for Phoebe.)

"Wanna hear a joke?"

Paige: "Okay,"

Leo: "Why is Phoebe like the Bermuda Triangle?'

Paige: (Thinks for a second.) "I dunno,"

Leo: "Because they both swallow a lot of sea men."

(Both of them started cracking up, Leo actually started crying.)

Leo: "Oh boy, anyway I guess I better go see Chris."

Paige: "Later dude," (Leo leaves, he senses Chris at the Manor so he quickly heads over there. When he gets there he sees that he and Piper are attached, and Chris is out cold.) "Piper what the fuck are you doing to him!" (He looks disgusted.)

Piper: (Looks up, startled.) "Leo, uh, I was just…"

Leo: "Putting make-up on my boyfriend!" Leo screamed. (Betcha thought it was something else huh?)

(Chris had ruby red lipstick on, blue eye shadow, mascara, and all that good stuff.)

Piper: "Is that all you noticed?"

Leo: (Looks at them.) "Omigod he's wearing earrings!"

Piper: (Shakes her head) "No dumbass, we're stuck together, we tried to vanquish each other but instead we fused together!"

Leo: "Really?" (He raises an eyebrow; uh oh Leo got an idea!)

(Down in the place I rightly dubbed 'Freebie Ville')

(Phoebe is loading a rocket launcher.)

Phoebe: (Mumbling) "Damn Cole, tell me not to mess with the hole; it's just as much my hole as it is his." Hee hee!

(She fires the rocket the all kinds of black goop flies everywhere, Cole comes running in. once again, just in time.)

Cole: Dammit Phoebe you stupid ho, I told you not to destroy the hole!"

Phoebe: "Bite my big- slutty ass! Besides, the fate of the world shouldn't be depended upon a hole!"

Cole: "Uh oh," (The room was turning into a forest, with deer and rabbits and waterfalls. Cole spots a rabbit and starts to chase it.) "Ooh bunny!"

Phoebe: "Aw look at the pretty rainbow!" (Oh dear god it's started!)

TBC….

Well well well, was that weird or what? Now we get to see what it would be like if it was opposite- actually this is just better portrayal of 'It's a Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad, etc World' so hope u liked- it could've been better but I've gotten 4 hours of sleep in the last two days….you know the drill!

Cya!

Nicole!