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Chapter 8- topsy turvy

Patty: "Hey since the story world is all opposite does that mean we should be evil?"

Me: "Nah, that's too confusing, before we get started I think we should go around the room and say one thing we learned from the story." (Everyone moans) "Oh shut up, I'll go first." (I clear my throat.) "I learned that…hmm…never give Phoebe a weapon."

Prue: "You're just now learning that? Anyway if I have to do this I'm gonna say; I learned…ah screw it this is boring."

Barbas: "It's not boring you just didn't learn anything, dumbass."

Prue: "Don't call me a dumbass, dumbass!"

Dan: (Whispering to Andy.) "Do they do this a lot?" (Andy nods)

Me: "Okay that's it. Alex!" (Alex walks over.)

Alex: "Yea?"

Me: "Slap Prue for me will ya?"

(He slaps Prue so hard her head actually spins around.)

Patty: "That's funny,"

Prue: "Ow, just for that I'm not gonna give you those pictures of Cole I had."

Alex: "No, please, I'm sorry!"

Me: "No your not, you're burning off Prue's hair as we speak."

Alex: (Chuckling) I know," (He finishes burning the hair then walks away laughing.)

Prue: "NO my hair, my beautiful hair!"

Andy: "NO her hair!" I'm gonna go hurt him!"

Barbas: "Sit down Andy, we all know you can't do anything but talk." (Andy slumps down sadly.)

Me: "Right, so I guess we're not gonna play my game so we'll just start the story."

Dan: "Story? What story?" (Alex runs up and slaps him then runs off.)

In the Underworld…

(Phoebe and Cole and a bunch of other demons are running in a field in slow motion.) (We're just gonna go see Piper and them.)

(Paige and Leo are chasing Piper and Chris with spears.)

Paige: "Get em!" (She throws the spear and it hit's Chris in the stomach.)

Piper: "Bitch!" (She throws a knife and it hits Paige in the chest and pops her implants.)

Paige: "Hey, those were $6000 a pop!" (She pulls out the knife and the implant along with it.)

Leo: "Wait! Why are we fighting each other?"

Chris: "Who should we be fighting?"

Leo: "I dunno, maybe Freebie."

All: "Freebie!"

Piper: "Where is she?"

(Suddenly Cole and Phoebe Flower in. it looks like a hippie threw up on them. Flowers, bell bottoms, all that crap.)

Cole: "Peace my brothas and sistas." (He puts a flower in Leo's hair and kisses him on the cheek. Leo smiles.)

Paige: "What the hell happened to you two!" (Referring to their clothes because Paige and them are wearing nothing but black.)

Phoebe: "Well the last thing I remember is I destroyed some hole then Cole and I started chasing bunny rabbits." (She tries to put a flower in Piper's hair but she slaps her.)

Cole: "Hey, you two are stuck together, cool."

Chris: "You're just now noticing this? And no it's not 'cool', dumbass."

Leo: "Hey wait, what's Cole doing back here?"

Phoebe: (She giggles) "Oh- I brought him back from the astral plane." (Giggles.)

Piper: "Why?"

Phoebe: "Because I love him,"

Paige: "Riigghhtt, I say we kill them both!"

Piper: "All right with me,"

Paige: "For Prue!" (She looks stunned that she just said that. So does everybody else.)

Me: "Dammit Prue," (I slap her on the shoulder.) "Stop screwing with the story!" (Prue laughs.)

(Piper, Chris, (Now Pris) and Leo are chasing Cole and Phoebe through the house. Piper throws an ax but before it can hit Phoebe they flower out.)

Piper: (Puts her hand on he hip, Chris does the same.) "Was that fruity or what?"

Leo: "Let's go get them!" (He grabs Piper's arm and the three of them orb out. Except instead of blue orbs they were black.)

(Everyone ends up in Freebie Ville. Cole and Phoebe are hiding behind a tree.)

Chris: "I have a feeling we're not in San Francisco anymore."

Leo: "Looks like Oz."

Piper: "The jail?"

Leo: "No, Oz, munchkins and all." (Seriously, there are Munchkins running around.)

Chris: "Look, over there behind the tree!" (He points to the tree where the cowering couple is hiding.)

Piper: "You two go get them, I have a plan." (Referring to Chris and Leo.)

Chris: "But Piper, we're stuck together."

Piper: "I knew that! Leo you go get them." (Leo starts walking.)

Leo: (Muttering) "Nag, nag, nag, she's lucky I'm still in love with her." (He grabs Cole and Phoebe by the arm and drags them over to Piper.) "Here,"

Phoebe: (Crying) Please don't hurt us Piper!"

Chris: "Geez Phoebe, you're supposed to be nice, not winy."

Piper: "Let her cry, I have an idea. I figure since the three of us, and Cole are the strongest people in the world now, why don't we take advantage of it?"

Paige: "What do you mean?"

Piper: "Don't you get it? We could rule the world now!"

Cole: "I don't think that's such a good idea."

Piper: "Fine, you stay here in Mary Poppins Land while I rule your sorry asses."

Phoebe: "We will, and our asses won't be sorry." (Everyone takes turns slapping Freebie.)

Piper: "Paige, Leo, Chris? You guys with me?"

Chris: "Do I have a choice?"

Piper: "Not really, what about you two?"

Paige: "Can I dismember some people?"

Piper: "I insist on it!"

Leo: "Can…I get a cape?"

Piper: (Looks at him strangely.) "I-guess…"

Suddenly Gideon appears

Chris: "Dad?"

Paige: "Oh no, my baby's daddy!" (She quickly covers her mouth.)

Dan: "Wow, Piper sure is pretty when she's bitchy."

Prue: (Clearly jealous) "Hey, I can be bitchy too!"

Andy: (Clearly jealous that Prue is jealous of Piper.) "Hey, pay attention to me!"

Me: "(Annoyed) "Shut up all three of you, does anyone even care that Gideon's back?"

(Everyone mumbles)

Patty: "Well-It's-kinda interesting,"

Barbas: (Crossing his arms) "I could care less. That jerk never called me back."

Prue: "You slept with him?"

Barbas: "No, and I'm glad I didn't."

Dan: "That's creepy,"

Andy: "Yea so are you but no one's saying anything."

Dan: "You just did!"

Me: "Barbas stop teasing Dan, Dan stop picking your nose, Patty stop punching Prue, and Prue for the love of god stop screaming 'Sanctuary!"

Barbas: "Dan if you like bitchy girls, there's yours."

Me: "NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!"

(A cell phone rings)

Patty: "Who has a cell phone?" (Prue pulls one out of her pocket and answers it. Everyone looks at her and she looks at us.)

Prue: "What? I'm allowed to have a life, even though I'm dead." (She turns back to the phone.) "Sorry no one here by that name." (She hangs up.)

Andy: "Wrong number?"

Prue: "No it was Grams; she needed someone to break her out of the nut house. Apparently she told them that Apple's dad is a demon."

Me: "She told you all that?"

Prue: "Nah ah, I read on her blog this morning."

Me: "Damn internet,"

TBC…..

SO-MUCH-WRITER'S-BLOCK! I'm sorry guys, this chapter was uninspired and I need help! You're probably wondering why Cole and Freebie were hippie-like, it's because they were both good and bad, so the only possible image left were smelly hippies! Next chapter will be better, I promise, so just review! Btw, Alex, email me and I'll tell u bout my story idea, k?

Cya!

Nicole