Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek or M*A*S*H. I certainly am not making
any money by writing this story.
Author's note: This story ignores the relationship between Seven and Chakotay in the last episode of Voyager. Also, I began writing this before Homecoming and its sequel were published.
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The night watch changes and finally the sun can be seen coming over the hill.
The Captain and Hawkeye are sill sleeping in the supply room. The alarm on the Captain's watch starts to beep.
Hawkeye stirs trying to figure out what the annoying beeping sound is, " Hey beautiful, did you bring an alarm clock."
The Captain mumbles something and cuddles closer to Hawkeye.
Hawkeye smile and runs his fingers through her hair, but that annoying sound was keeping him from enjoying the situation.
The Captain sits up with a start and wonders how long her alarm has been going off.
"I was wondering how long you could sleep through that."
"How long has my watch been going off?"
"A few minutes, but my head is pounding. How did you get that to be so loud?"
The Captain switches it off. "I've got to go. I set my watch so I'd make it to the meeting I planned for planning the Mash unit," she mumbles.
"Well then you can unplan it. As a Doctor I prescribe you more sleep and lots of me."
"I really have to go," she leans down and kisses him. Then walks out the door switching to command mode.
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Radar wakes with a start and sits up in his bunk. There was a noise somewhere in camp that made him nervous. It was almost time to get up anyways and he figured he should go investigate. He opens the door and sees something bobbing up and down on the hill. He runs out of the office screaming, "Colonel Potter Colonel Potter."
The Captain and Rader run right into each other.
Radar bashfully, "Sorry Ma'am."
"That's okay. What's all the excitement about?"
"Klinger's climbing the hill."
"I'll go get him," The Captain goes off running hoping to catch him before he gets to the top."
Radar goes to stop her, "Wait there's a sniper." But he sees that he's too late, "Oh dear oh dear."
Colonel Potter comes out of his tent still in his robe and pajamas to investigate all the commotion. "What's going on Radar?"
"Oh Klinger's trying to escape over the hill and Colonel Janeway went after him."
"What!" the Colonel says as his blood pressure hits the roof, " didn't anyone hear me when I made the announcement about increased sniper fire in the area."
The other three Voyager crewmen finally show up.
"Where do you three think your going?"
"After them."
"No one else goes up that hill."
A crowd appears to watch the people on the hill.
The Captain was slowly closing in on Klinger. She was in better shape and wasn't wearing high hilled shoes. Klinger reaches the top having too much of a head start for the Captain to catch him. He sits down and looks over the crest. He sees Voyager slowly being raised on its landing struts. The Captain comes up beside him and cringes at the damage to the outer hall.
"Do you see that," Klinger asks.
"See what?" responds the Captain and then a sniper bullet goes quizzing past them. They go running back down the hill.
Potter angrily, "In my office now Klinger. Your in trouble this time!"
"But sir there's a."
"I don't want to hear about it. Move!"
"You wouldn't believe it anyways."
They go off into Potter's office.
The Captain in the background is talking to her comrades.
"Tom I want you to keep an eye on him. He got a good look of what's over there."
"Aye, Captain."
"And watch what you say."
The Captain turns around and runs smack into Hawkeye.
"Did I just hear him call you Captain?"
"He hasn't gotten used to my promotion," she says shrugging off the question.
"Alright, feeling any better."
"A little, but I really could use something to eat."
"Are you sure you're up to it"
"I don't think I have much of a choice."
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Inside the mess tent, B.J. and Charles have the same idea. They join Margaret at a table. They see Hawkeye and the Captain walk in.
Charles in his most pompous voice says, "I can't believe a Colonel has fallen for his false charm."
"Well, he hasn't harassed one of my nurses in days."
"I guess he figures he should stick with the only one who believes him."
"There nothing wrong with a little charm."
"My dear, there are much better ways to woe a women."
"Try me" Margaret says standing up and leaned her face right down into Charles's.
"I accept your challenge" Charles says with a very smug voice and storms out.
The Captain and Hawkeye come to the table just as Charles leaves.
"What was that about" Hawkeye says sitting down.
"Shut up, Pierce," she stomps her foot and leaves.
"Was it something I said?"
"I'm not quite sure what just happened, but I've just thought of something for us to do." B.J. learns over and whispers something in Hawkeye's ear.
Hawkeye giggles and gets a big grin on his face, "This is going to be fun."
"What's going to be fun, " the Captain asks playing with her food.
Hawkeye looks at B.J.; B.J. nods, and then whispers something in the Captain's ear. She looks very amused, starts to giggle, and then begins to choke on a piece of food.
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Please review! Thank you to those who have reviewed.
Author's note: This story ignores the relationship between Seven and Chakotay in the last episode of Voyager. Also, I began writing this before Homecoming and its sequel were published.
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The night watch changes and finally the sun can be seen coming over the hill.
The Captain and Hawkeye are sill sleeping in the supply room. The alarm on the Captain's watch starts to beep.
Hawkeye stirs trying to figure out what the annoying beeping sound is, " Hey beautiful, did you bring an alarm clock."
The Captain mumbles something and cuddles closer to Hawkeye.
Hawkeye smile and runs his fingers through her hair, but that annoying sound was keeping him from enjoying the situation.
The Captain sits up with a start and wonders how long her alarm has been going off.
"I was wondering how long you could sleep through that."
"How long has my watch been going off?"
"A few minutes, but my head is pounding. How did you get that to be so loud?"
The Captain switches it off. "I've got to go. I set my watch so I'd make it to the meeting I planned for planning the Mash unit," she mumbles.
"Well then you can unplan it. As a Doctor I prescribe you more sleep and lots of me."
"I really have to go," she leans down and kisses him. Then walks out the door switching to command mode.
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Radar wakes with a start and sits up in his bunk. There was a noise somewhere in camp that made him nervous. It was almost time to get up anyways and he figured he should go investigate. He opens the door and sees something bobbing up and down on the hill. He runs out of the office screaming, "Colonel Potter Colonel Potter."
The Captain and Rader run right into each other.
Radar bashfully, "Sorry Ma'am."
"That's okay. What's all the excitement about?"
"Klinger's climbing the hill."
"I'll go get him," The Captain goes off running hoping to catch him before he gets to the top."
Radar goes to stop her, "Wait there's a sniper." But he sees that he's too late, "Oh dear oh dear."
Colonel Potter comes out of his tent still in his robe and pajamas to investigate all the commotion. "What's going on Radar?"
"Oh Klinger's trying to escape over the hill and Colonel Janeway went after him."
"What!" the Colonel says as his blood pressure hits the roof, " didn't anyone hear me when I made the announcement about increased sniper fire in the area."
The other three Voyager crewmen finally show up.
"Where do you three think your going?"
"After them."
"No one else goes up that hill."
A crowd appears to watch the people on the hill.
The Captain was slowly closing in on Klinger. She was in better shape and wasn't wearing high hilled shoes. Klinger reaches the top having too much of a head start for the Captain to catch him. He sits down and looks over the crest. He sees Voyager slowly being raised on its landing struts. The Captain comes up beside him and cringes at the damage to the outer hall.
"Do you see that," Klinger asks.
"See what?" responds the Captain and then a sniper bullet goes quizzing past them. They go running back down the hill.
Potter angrily, "In my office now Klinger. Your in trouble this time!"
"But sir there's a."
"I don't want to hear about it. Move!"
"You wouldn't believe it anyways."
They go off into Potter's office.
The Captain in the background is talking to her comrades.
"Tom I want you to keep an eye on him. He got a good look of what's over there."
"Aye, Captain."
"And watch what you say."
The Captain turns around and runs smack into Hawkeye.
"Did I just hear him call you Captain?"
"He hasn't gotten used to my promotion," she says shrugging off the question.
"Alright, feeling any better."
"A little, but I really could use something to eat."
"Are you sure you're up to it"
"I don't think I have much of a choice."
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Inside the mess tent, B.J. and Charles have the same idea. They join Margaret at a table. They see Hawkeye and the Captain walk in.
Charles in his most pompous voice says, "I can't believe a Colonel has fallen for his false charm."
"Well, he hasn't harassed one of my nurses in days."
"I guess he figures he should stick with the only one who believes him."
"There nothing wrong with a little charm."
"My dear, there are much better ways to woe a women."
"Try me" Margaret says standing up and leaned her face right down into Charles's.
"I accept your challenge" Charles says with a very smug voice and storms out.
The Captain and Hawkeye come to the table just as Charles leaves.
"What was that about" Hawkeye says sitting down.
"Shut up, Pierce," she stomps her foot and leaves.
"Was it something I said?"
"I'm not quite sure what just happened, but I've just thought of something for us to do." B.J. learns over and whispers something in Hawkeye's ear.
Hawkeye giggles and gets a big grin on his face, "This is going to be fun."
"What's going to be fun, " the Captain asks playing with her food.
Hawkeye looks at B.J.; B.J. nods, and then whispers something in the Captain's ear. She looks very amused, starts to giggle, and then begins to choke on a piece of food.
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Please review! Thank you to those who have reviewed.