Chapter 9
Drakken closed his eyes and turned away, as Shego tried to push him towards Kim.
"But I'm not that kind of Doctor, Shego! I'm the PhD kind! I majored in engineering and robotics, not obstetrics and gynecology! I've never even seen a girl's you-know-what before! What would I know about delivering a baby?", said Drakken.
"What do you mean you've never seen a girl's you-know-what before? What about the time you 'accidentally' walked into the bathroom while I was taking a shower?", said Shego.
"You hit me so hard after that, I really don't remember!", shouted Drakken. Shego had finally pushed him right in front of Kim Possible.
"Do something! NOW!", shouted Shego.
Drakken opened his eyes and looked down in horror. A monkey-like head was emerging from Kim Possible, as she screamed in pain. Drakken saw the weird head, screamed and jumped behind Shego in fear.
"You are such a baby, Drakken," Shego said, shoving him out of the way.
Shego kneeled down and held the baby's head in her hand. Kim pushed with all her might, and the rest of the baby came out into Shego's arms. Drakken looked at the bizarre half human half monkey infant, and ran to the phone. Kim continued pushing to deliver the placenta, while Shego held the baby. The baby's tail wrapped around Shego's arm lovingly, as he cried. "It's a boy", Shego said.
Shego handed the small infant to Kim, who cradled him in her arms. The baby was covered in a thin coat of soft black downy fur, like a monkey, but had many human-like features as well. His face kind of reminded her of Monkey Fist.
Shego looked up at Drakken who was pressing a button on his phone.
"What are you doing?", she asked him
"I'm speed-dialing Monkey Fist. Isn't it obvious, this was his scheme?", said Drakken.
"You have Monkey Fist's phone number?" shouted Kim, "Give me that phone!"
"You haven't confronted Monkey Fist about this yet?", asked Drakken as he handed Kim the phone with a smile, "This should be good!"
The phone rang a few times and a familiar voice answered, "Hello?"
"Monkey Fist! Where are you hiding?", said Kim angrily.
"Kim Possible? How did you get my phone number?", asked Monkey Fist, "The caller ID said it was Drakken calling."
"Why did you get me pregnant?", shouted Kim, "What kind of sicko are you?"
"It's simple. DNAmy and I wanted a child, but needed a womb to carry it. We decided to borrow yours", said Monkey Fist with his disturbing monkey-like laugh. He looked at his computer and said, "According to my computer, the tracking chip I had placed inside you is now exposed to air. Does that mean my child has been born? What does he look like? Is he as perfect as I imagined?"
"He looks like a freakish monkey!", shouted Kim.
"Perfect! Well, I suppose I'll be taking him from you now. See you soon, Kim Possible", said Monkey Fist with a laugh, as he hung up the phone.