3. Breda's Doom

"Alright now….Sic Breda, boy!" yelled Havoc as he pointed to a large dummy that looked(somehow…)exactly like Breda.

In three seconds, Breda's Doom(the dog, remember?)had jumped on the poor, innocent dummy, and started licking its face in an overenthusiastic way, showing a little more teeth than necessary.

"Yes!" cried Havoc. He punched the air. "Good boy! Good boy, Broom!(He had started calling it 'Broom', a cross between 'Breda' and 'Doom'.)"

The dog barked cheerfully along with Havoc's victory song of "Breda's Doom is so, so cool!", which was repeated over and over again.

"Well then," Havoc said finally, after collapsing onto the couch. He had gone into an insane victory dance as well, not long after Breda's Doom had started barking and raising a din that would wake the dead. "I'll take you to work tomorrow, and my plan will go into action!"

Breda's Doom yawned, and chewed his leg where a flea was annoying him. Hearing his master's voice, he looked expectantly at Havoc. Deciding that what Havoc said was of no importance(to him), he went back to chasing the flea.

"Hey!" yelled someone in the general direction of the kitchen. "I'm still waiting for you to light this, idiot man who owns a dog!"

"Hey, Fury," said Farman. "Did you know that Havoc is bringing his new dog in today? He named it something weird… 'Breda's Doom' or something."

"A DOG?!" screeched Fury. "A DOG! HOORAY! A DOG, A DOG, A DOG, A DOG!"

Farman shook his head in wonder at Fury's lungpower. "Yeah," he said, interrupting Fury's continued chant of, "A DOG! A DOG! A DOG!". "I saw Havoc with the little mutt. He said he trained it to be extra special so it would-wouldn't-scare Breda."

Havoc walked confidently into the office, Breda's Doom at his side. He waved cheerfully to Ed.

"Hi Ed!" he said cheerfully. "I heard you had a mishap with a couple of cats recently- a complete catastrophe! Oops, that pun wasn't intended," he added hastily, seeing Ed swell up with anger. "Anyway, this is my dog. His name is Breda's Doom."

"What's my doom?" asked a familiar voice. Havoc and Ed spun around to see Breda coming in through the office door. Havoc grinned, winked at Ed, and yelled, "Sic 'im, boy!" while letting go of the leash Breda's Doom was on.

Three things happened at once. Breda's Doom barked and jumped on Breda, Breda gave a scream of sheer terror at the sight of the dog, and Fury ran in dramatically, screaming something like, "WHERE'S THE DOG?!"

Breda jumped onto Hawkeye's desk, and then up to a filing cabinet. Breda's Doom continued to (attempt to)jump on Breda. However, the poor, loyal friend of Havoc slammed into the filing cabinet and knocked himself out. Both Fury AND Havoc rushed over to the dog and started sobbing so hard, that in minutes, the floor was covered in a huge puddle.

"Doggie," Fury sobbed, while Havoc said, crying, "Broom!" They continued to sob animatedly while the rest of the office looked on.

"What are they crying about?" Ed asked Farman.

"I have no clue," he said. "I think it's about the dog that just crashed into the filing cabinet that Breda is hiding on top of."

After a couple moments, Breda's Doom yawned and got up. Fury and(still?)Havoc started hugging him instantaneously. Breda's Doom, not knowing what the fuss was about, started barking and wagging his mangy tail happily.

Three hours later:

"Are you sure it's gone?" whimpered Breda from the top of the filing cabinet.

"Yes," growled Hawkeye irritably.

"Really?"

"Uh-huh."

"Absolutely?"

"Yes," she growled again.

"Positively, with a cherry on top?"

"Breda…?"

"Yeah?"

"GET DOWN HERE NOW!"

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