6. Havoc wins the lottery!

"I can't wait!" exclaimed Ed. "I bought two hundred tickets this time! I'm bound to win it all!"

"No way," Hawkeye said. "My tickets are luckier than yours, I'll win!"

"Will not!"

"Will too!"

"Will not!"

"Will too!"

"Will not!"

BANG.

"Will too!"

"Shut up, you bakas," said Roy. "It's obvious that I'm going to win out of all you cakesniffers!"

Hawkeye and (what was left) of Ed just looked at each other. Can someone start the funeral music, here?

"Quiet everyone!" yelled Fury. "He's calling out the numbers!"

"Come on, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10," muttered Ed, going through all two hundred of his numbers.

"And the winning number is…it starts with a 2…add a 0 after that…and a 1! Number 201 wins!"

"NOOOOOOO!" cried Ed. "I was so close, SO CLOSE!"

"Who won it?" Hawkeye growled dangerously. Havoc edged nervously toward the door.

"I have no idea," said Roy. "My numbers were between 202 and 222. But I was right after Havoc in line when the booth opened!"

Crack. Roy's glass door was suddenly a glass door no more. Instead, it was a gaping hole of jagged glass points. But no one could see over the cloud of smoke in the room, and they all smelled something burning. What a surprise(not really)! The floor was on fire! Everyone ran around trying to find water to put it out. Roy was mad. "It's my job to burn stuff up," he whined.

"Water!" yelled Ed. "I need water! My jacket is ON FIRE!"

The Next Day:

"He did WHAT!" cried Roy, Ed, Al, Fury, Breda, and Hawkeye in unision.

Hughes smirked. "He took all the money and bought cigarettes and lighters. So, here's a little math lesson. If each jumbo pack of cigarettes and lighters cost 20, how many packs did he get of each? Three-quarters of the load was cigarettes, and one-fourth was lighters. He had five million dollars total."

"Okay, this is disturbing, and I thought I knew you well." Roy muttered. "First, you go all math-teachery on us, and now you know what he spent it on!"

"Well, I am in Intelligence," smirked Hughes, not unlike Roy.

"And that's another thing!" yelled Roy. "Where in SEVEN HELLS did you learn to SMIRK LIKE ME!"

Havoc's House:

"Ahhh," said Havoc, exhaling a cloud of tobacco induced smoke.

"I'm still waiting for you to LIGHT this DAMN CIGARETTE!" screamed the kibble from the first chapter.

Havoc sighed. There was no way to shut the damn kibble up, and it scared him to much for him to just throw it away.

"Woof, woof," said Breda's Doom. Havoc looked down.

"Not you, too," he groaned. Broom had a cigarette sticking out of his mouth. "Woof," he asked with puppy-dog eyes.

A/n- Thank you guys SO MUCH(!) for reviewing! I was so happy from the cookie review from Hayvel, the Great and Awesome, who gave me an impossible(I don't think so) amount of cookies. It was a pile containing 40038027320347200370709737561273197529345923712167391372936123975379 cookies! I was laughing and yelling "I'm so happy, this guy's sooooo nice to me!" and my sister and my friend got scared. Yep. Okay, now I'm going to ask you for info sites on alchemy, and where I can get pics and midis and mp3s! Help me? Please? offers puppy-dog look Yeah, I have a hard time finding ideas, but the evil plot bunnies help me…Oh, if you like Inuyasha, I suggest you read the Confessions Trilogy.