9. Everyone has Fanpeople(part 1)!
It was a normal, boring day in the office. Breda's Doom was yapping in a corner, Breda was quivering fearfully on a large filing cabinet, Havoc was smoking, Riza was polishing her gun, Roy was drinking coffee, Farman was reading a book, Hughes was happily telling no one how cute his daughter was, Al was pretending he didn't know that the chest cavity in his armor had just meowed, Fury was playing with the fuzzy dice from the last chapter, and destinedragon was walking in through the door followed by a large crowd of people…wait, what?
"Who're you?" asked Fury. "And what are you doing here?"
"I,"said destinedragon(aka. "Dragon"), "am your overlord. Well, actually I'm the author of this story."
"You are?" asked Havoc.
"Well, duh," said Dragon. "How else would I have waltzed in here?"
"You could have used the door," Farman pointed out.
"Yeah, well, I'm the writer, so who cares?" Dragon asked. Farman shrugged.
"Anyway, because my reviewers are all so nice to me," Dragon stated, "I'm putting them in the story. Though, to be more specific, they get to have a vacation here, exclusively from the me, the author. I'm just here to make sure things don't get out of hand. Okay people, go to your favorite character and have fun."
As soon as Dragon finished(and a little before), people rushed over to their favorite characters. Pure-thornless-rose rushed over to Breda's Doom in the corner. Amy Yuy, tinystarkitten, and Jazze Al-Bhed-Girl tackled Roy. Hayvel, the Great and Awesome waved a hand, and Winry appeared out of nowhere. She had, for some reason, a giant hole in the middle of her forehead. Blacbladez sauntered over to Riza cautiously. Odd-12345 started asking Farman questions. BLEEP! asked Havoc if he had lungs of steel. Lluvia-the-Wolfgirl wandered over to Al. trunksgirl85, Mrs. Edward Elric, and The Lightning Alchemist asked, simultaneously, "Where's Edo-kun?"
"Oh yeah," Dragon said cheerfully. "Hang on a minute, willya? Thanks," and disappeared. She reappeared almost instantly, with a tousled Ed in tow. "Here you go!" Ed then screamed as the three girls pounced on him happily.
And so, boys and girls, we leave these happy people to their happy fate…
"WE ARE NOT HAPPY!" shrieked Ed. A gunshot sounded out.
"Oh dear," muttered Dragon.
A/n- Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! How'd ya like it? Don't worry, there'll be a part two. I hope I haven't paired anyone in a same-sex couple…tell me and I'll change it. Oh, I'm sorry if you don't like who you're paired with, but only a few people answered my question at the end of the last chapter. And I did put up the anonymous reviewers as well.
Please R/R!