10. Everybody has Fanpeople!(part 2)

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed Ed. He was desperately trying to escape captivity from some of my wonderful, loyal reviewers. Ed broke free and began to run away, making for a random large window.

"Don't let him get away!" shrieked Mrs. Edward Elric, as Ed threw himself out of the window with a loud smash. Two seconds later, he reappeared, sitting dazedly on the carpeted floor.

"Didn't I just jump out a window?" he asked Dragon sadly.

"You did, but since this story belongs to the reviewers, you have to stay with them," Dragon said apologetically. "But if you behave nicely, I'll make sure you don't get mauled by fangirls ever again. I'll even throw in a free wish."

"Deal," Ed said(hey, that rhymes!). He and Dragon shook hands.

"You got it," she replied.

Another gunshot sounded out. Blacbladez ducked for cover. "Whada ya mean you won't go out with me?" he asked Riza miserably.

"Are you joking? I was just kidding! You're hot!" she exclaimed, and tackled him on the floor.

Hayvel, the Great and Awesome and Winry were making out in the corner. Roy was constantly making his three fans sigh, ooh, and aah as he took on to himself the burden of making ridiculous poses, designed to make the female mind scream "AAAAAH! I WANT HIM, HE'S SOOOOOOOO HOT!"

Lluvia-the-Wolfgirl and Al were laughing and talking animatedly, while Lluvia petted the stripy cat from inside Al's chestplate. BLEEP! was gaping in astonishment as Havoc demonstrated his lungs of steel. Pure-thornless-rose was rubbing Breda's Doom's tummy happily.

A day later:

"Well, at least it turned out okay," Dragon muttered later, once everyone had gone. The rest of the cast agreed.

"That was fun," Roy said wickedly.

"I wonder when he'll come back," Hawkeye sighed morosely.

"Hahahahahahaha, no more rabid fangirls, hahahahahahaha!" Ed was chanting happily as he did a war dance of victory.

"Now, did you all like how it was?" Dragon asked.

"He's soooooo wonderful," murmured Winry.

"It was awesome," Havoc said. Breda's Doom yipped in agreement.

"Dog," whimpered Breda.

A/n- Okay, I know I was soooooooooo evil to you guys, but I've been a little busy. Technically, I'm supposed to be writing my speech for Awesome Aquifers in Science Olympiad…It's half done…

Okay, hope you guys all like your vacation! I may put in some of you guys again, like Hayvel, the Great and Awesome, and Blacbladez. Heheh, you never know….

If I don't write another chapter before Wednesday, I want you all to know this is my birthday present from me to you. Wednesday's my 13th birthday!