11. Boyfriends?
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn…" Winry sighed. She started banging her head against her worktable.
"Winry? What's all that banging?" yelled Pinako.
"Nothing, nothing," answered Winry.
Winry was sad. She missed her reviewer boyfriend. It had been about a month since the reviewer vacation. What if Hayvel, the Great and Awesome(aka. "Hayvel", I'm not going to type your username over and over again) had gotten a new girlfriend? And what if he had forgotten about HER? It was to horrible to think about.
"Moo," said Dragon, magically appearing out of nowhere. She was wearing this tie-on udder, a pair of horns, and black gloves with a black spotted white t-shirt. "Hey Winry, what's wrong? You look sad."
"I miss Hayvel," Winry whined, to distressed to notice that Dragon was acting more like a cow than a dragon.
"Hmmmmmmm," said Dragon, putting a hand under her chin like they do whenever people are thinking hard. It was hilarious; I mean, have you ever seen a cow-er, dragon doing that? "I see what you mean. I would miss Yao Pou a lot, too."
"Who's he?" Winry asked, startled out of her self-misery.
"My boyfriend," muttered Dragon. "But that's not important right now. But since I do miss him right now…" She snapped her fingers, and Hayvel and Yao Pou appeared instantly.
"Awesome!" shrieked Winry. "Thank you sososososososo much!" She jumped on Hayvel and dragged him to her room.
Dragon and Yao Pou stared at the empty space that Winry had just vacated.
"That was weird," Yao Pou said. "Is this the fanfiction you write?"
"Yep," said Dragon.
"Didn't you have a reviewer who liked AsumaxKakashi junk?"
"Yeah," said Dragon. "I also have someone who likes RoyxEd fics."
"That's just wrong," Yao Pou muttered.
Dragon rolled her eyes good-naturedly. "Whatever," she said laughing.
"Why are you wearing stuff that makes you look like a cow?"
"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm…it's just a dare…."
A/n- Heheheheheheheheh I am soooooooooooo evil to you all! Okay, the ending was a bit weird, but whatever. I digress. Yao Pou is my real boyfriend, and he's this big Naruto fan. That's where the AsumaxKakashi junk comes in. He reads Naruto fanfiction, and he's cautioned me never to read anything with Kakashi in it. Apparently, it's always IrukaxKakshi, or AsumaxKakshi. They're slash fics.
AsumaxKakshi: Yes, I have always wanted to write a RoyxEd fanfic, and I probably will, buit my sister reads all my work and she's a biiiiig tattletale.
Please, please, please review! And to see how many people actually read my story, I want to know if any of you guys out there have boyfriends or girlfriends, or if you refuse to have one because of the fact that if some FMA character ever became real, you'd want to impress them with your viginity.