12. Happy Easter!
"Peeps!" shrieked Roy. He pounced on a yellow box. "Oh, how I love you…the way you crunch in my mouth, the way you look in the box, the way you feel all yummy on my tongue-"
"Ummmmm…Colonel?" Havoc asked tentatively.
"WHAT!" Roy yelled. "WHY HAVE YOU NEED TO INTERRUPT MY SPEECH TO MY FAVORITE CANDIES OF ALL TIME!"
"Those, um, aren't uh, Peeps, sir." Having said his piece, Havoc cowered down.
Roy looked surprised for a minute, then set the innocent yellow box down. Then he pounced on another box. "Peeps!" he shrieked(again) delightedly, and started repeating his speech.
Ed walked into the office. "What is the bastard colonel doing now?" he asked confusedly, watching Roy's creepy antics.
"Ummmmmm…" said Havoc. "I think he's obsessed with Peeps. Oh, and happy Easter! Did you know, that when I tried to…."
"Peeps?" Dragon said, suddenly appearing. "Where! I WANT THEM!"
"And here I was, just hoping that if she appeared, she would tone down Roy's antics a bit," muttered Ed, as Dragon started fighting with Roy over the innocent box with NO Peeps in it.
"Mine!"
"Hell no, it's MINE!"
"Hands off it, idiot!"
"MINE! YOU SHALL NEVER TAKE IT!"
"Mrrrrowwww!"
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
"Hissssssssssssssssssssssss!"
"Woof woof!"
WAP. Dragon stood triumphantly over Roy's swirly-eyed body, a book upraised in one hand, the box of shoe polish in the other.
"Should we tell her?" asked Havoc.
"Heck no, this'll be funny!" laughed Ed, and sat down with a bag of popcorn and a soda hat.
A/n- I was gone for Easter vacation, with hardly any computers in our hotels….once, we didn't have a computer in ours, so we went next door and pretended to be guests at that hotel in order to get on it. And I really do love Peeps.
Happy Easter, and PLEASE REVIEW! I got like 5 reviews last time. Which is good!