15. Ed's Revenge!

It was a clear, sunny day in Eastern. The birds were singing, the bees were buzzing, and Ed and Havoc were plotting behind a bush…..yep, just another ordinary day.

"Okay, so what's the plan?" Havoc asked.

Ed started laughing manically. "Something hilarious!" he cackled insanely.

Havoc began to laugh manically as well. The maniacal laughter sounded out like some demented evil scientist, causing several various persons to stop and look uncertainly at them. I mean, come on, there were behind a bush laughing maniacally, for God's sake!

Okay, back to the story.

"Here's what we're doing," Ed said. He proceded to whisper into Havoc's ear.

"Water balloons? Crazy stampeding chickens with cheese on their feet?"

"Exactly. Now, when she runs past……"

As we leave those two to their villainous planning, Roy was drinking coffee. He sighed sadly. There was just no reproducing that specific flavor the Ed-coffee had had. Ahhh, how good it had tasted.

Dragon yawned with boredom(when I was writing this, I actually did yawn…then I yawned again. And now, whenever I read it, I yawn!) and flipped a page in her book. Her eyes scanned the page, then she turned another page. But…she was reading backwards…..

"How can you read that fast?" Roy asked. "And why are you reading backwards?"

Dragon glared at him. "Rule number one," she stated in a flat, angry voice," do NOT disturb me when I'm reading a book. Rule number two: never question what your overlord does or her motives."

"You're not our overlord," Roy protested. "If you were, then you'd be able to make the Fuhrer tap dance with a pineapple while singing, 'On the Good Ship Lollypop'."

Dragon rolled her eyes and pulled out a walkie-talkie-thingie. "Get the Fuhrer," she barked.

Ten seconds later, the Fuhrer opened the door. "Yes, Your Majesty?" he asked.

"Can you tap dance with a pineapple while singing 'On the Good Ship Lollypop'?"

"Sure!"

And so the Fuhrer started tap dancing with a pineapple while singing "On the Good Ship Lollypop" at the top of his voice.

"On the goo-ood ship Loooolyeeee-pooooop…"

Dragon fixed her death glare on Roy again. "Happy now?" she asked acidly.

Just then, Fury, who had been suckered in to Ed's plan by Havoc, burst into the office. "Higher-up, sir! A cup of Ed-coffee and a box of Peeps has been sighted!"

"Where!" cried Roy.

"Follow me, sir!"

Roy charged after the fuzzy-haired subordinate. Completely passing him up, he charged straight past him shouting, "Remember the Alamo!"

Unfortunately for Roy, he did not notice a sniggering Ed directing a thing upon him with a remote control…..

Back to Dragon….

"Breda, where are you going?" Dragon asked curiously.

"There is a strange building on the edge of the Headquarters, Ma'am! I have to go investigate it!"

"Ooooo, ooooo, lemme blow it up! I haven't blown up anything for a while!"

"Sure," Breda graciously offered.

And so, Dragon went charging over to the edge of the Headquarters premises. Soon she came to a small little building that smelled terrible. As she was approaching, the door opened into blackness…..

And now, back to Roy….

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yelled Roy as the first water balloon fell upon him. A mini fighter plane was dive-bombing him with water balloons, and he couldn't stop it! His gloves had been soaked by the first balloon that had bombed him. Ed's maniacal laughter rang in his ears, and he was sooooooo gonna pay….

And back to Dragon again….

"EMI! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

A few hours later….

Dragon and Roy sat in opposite corners of the room. The Fuhrer was still tap dancing…and singing…..

"Shut up," Dragon said irritably, and knocked the Fuhrer out with a well-aimed boot.

A/n- I haven't been on for a while…rediscovering Naruto, and breaking my pledge not to read yoai stuff again…..yes, good times, good times. I can officially say this is the first chapter I have written from one to two in the morning while listening to the Fruits Basket opening theme song……