A/N: okay, okay, as I said before I KNOW that Rin in the horse, but for the sake of my story, Kami flows better. (Personally I don't like Rin- which is horrible since I'm a horse.) So just for your information, Rin is now being replaced with Kami.

A/N: If any of you get offend easily, just don't look whenever Kami is talking, you have been warned.

Chapter 5: First day of School

"Kia, if you don't come down now, you'll miss breakfast!" Shigure yelled. It was the first day of school and everybody was sitting at the table eating.

"Sheesh, I'm here, you don't have to yell" Kia grumbled as she walked in.

"Your food is on the table, Kia-kun" Tohru said brightly. "Are you exited about joining school?"

"Whatever" Kia said as she stuffed her face full of rice.

"I have an announcement to make" Shigure said. Everybody turned to him.

"Well since all of you will be starting school, and it will get awfully lonely in the house, I have decided to start taking sculpting classes!"

Kia, Yuki, and Kyo all looked at each other and started bursting in laughter. Kyo was laughing so hard that tears were streaming down his face.

"What, what's the matter?" Shigure asked.

"Oh, nothing, it's just nice to know that our little Shigure has finally found a way to express his feminine side" Kyo said, breathless from laughter.

"Wait till Akito hears about this!" Kia said.

"You will not speak a word of this to Akito" Shigure said, turning noticeably red.

"Oh, come on now, don't make fun of Shigure-san, at least he's doing something productive" Tohru said.

"Yeah, if you call making flower pots productive" Yuki quipped.

"Now, now children, if you don't leave, you'll be late for your first day of school," Shigure said as he let all four tens out the door. "Have a good day now"

"You too Shigure-san" Tohru said.

"Yea, make a nice vase for me" Kia added. Shigure rolled his eyes, and went back inside.

The schoolyard was packed, and Kia felt her claustrophobia starting to seep up.

"God, are there always this many people here?" she asked

"Yeah" Kyo answered as Yuki's fan group strode towards them.

"Oh god no" Yuki whispered as the girls stopped in front of him.

"Helloo, Yuki-san" They all sang out in unison. Yuki flashed them a warm, but desperate smile. Then the girls all swiveled around and started at Kia.

"Oh, another Sohma. How charming. Is she your twin Kyo? How we adore twins" they all said together.

"Okay, is it just me, or are they really freaky?" Kia asked Tohru.

"Help me somebody" Yuki whispered. And who else would help poor Yuki except his very caring older brother. From some unforeseen place, Ayame suddenly appeared and decided to take the situation into his own hands.

"Oh, this is Kia. Kia Sohma, Kyo's long lost twin. She just came back to complete her marital duties" Ayame said.

"Ayame, don't go there" Kia said, turning a bit red.

"Marital duties?" everybody asked

"No, just kidding. But seeing how Kia and Yuki are madly in love, I don't expect a marriage to be too far off" Ayame said happily. Kia growled and started to claw at Ayame, as Yuki's fan club gave her the death glare and moved away.

"What the hell were you thinking?" Kia screamed.

"Well Yuki wanted help, I helped him" Ayame said.

"By announcing to everybody that we are madly in love, thanks! What are you doing here anyways?" Kia asked.

"Oh, I just came to visit someone, but I'm leaving, have a good day children" Ayame said, smiling and walking away.

"Our class is going to start soon!" Tohru said.

The four teens walked into the class and found out that they were the first ones there. They looked up at the teacher, and Yuki, Kyo, and Kia gasped.

"Kami?" Kyo said.

"What? Oh hello. How are you? My, my Kia, I didn't expect to find you her. Did you come back to do your… um adolescent duty?" Kami asked.

"Here we go again" Yuki said.

"Just to let you know, almost everything that leaves Kami's mouth is pretty dirty" Kyo said to Tohru.

"Kami, how about we not get into this" Kia said.

"Oh, I know, but I just want to know everything is all right. Is your egg count in check? Are your hips too narrow, narrow hips are not good for childbirth" Kami said.

"KAMI, I don't know crap about my egg count, and my hips are just fine, thank you very much. I don't plan on having a child any time soon" Kia said, getting very tense.

"Well you never know these days, with teenagers as they are. They can never seem to keep it in their pants" Kami said cheerfully as she came out from behind her desk.

"By the way, I'm Kami Sohma, but I guess you'll call me Sohma-sensi" she said, introducing herself to Tohru. Tohru looked up at Kami. She was drop dead gorgeous. She had silky black hair tumbling to her back and big, midnight blue eyes framed with thick lashes. She looked to be in her early twenties.

"Nice to meet you Sohma-sensi" Tohru said, smiling.

"Well you better find a seat before class starts, children, or else this whole place will be packed" Kami said.

"Ayame was here before; did he come to see you?" Kia asked as she chose a seat next to Kyo.

Kami's carefree expression darkened. "Yes, he did, that dirty snake. I don't know why he's always chasing me. I swear, that man, just pressing on me so he could have se…"

"That's very interesting Kami" Kyo said, cutting her off.

Just then the rest of the class started pouring in. Yuki's fan club went straight up to Kia.

"Just because you somehow got Yuki-san to fall in love with you, that does not mean that it will last. We will get our revenge, trust us" they all said so loud that all of Japan could have heard if they wanted to.

"You seem to have a knack at making enemies" Kyo said Kia. "It's a real gift"

Kia looked up and saw Kami looking at her with raised eyebrows. She sunk down and groaned. Could this day get any worse?

A/N: So what do you think? Next chapter: The rest of the first day of school. Of course things will get worse, but worse can come in a lot of weird ways. Please Review, and thank you so much to all of my reviewers.