18. Mysteriousmayhemmaker comes for a visit

It was a random day in Eastern. Scar was stalking alchemists, Ed was plotting to overthrow Roy, Roy was plotting to humiliate Ed, Havoc was smoking, a random dog chased a random cat, and mysteriousmahemmaker was stalking her sister as she walked to the office, humming the Mission Impossible theme song under her breath.

"For the last time… will you just shut up?" snarled Dragon.

MMM just continued humming as she stared at her sister with narrowed eyes. Then she switched from MI to Jaws.

"Dun dun… dun dun… dun dun, dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!"

Dragon slapped herself and just stood there a minute with her hand covering her face, taking deep breaths and counting to ten to keep herself from murdering her little sister. It was a hard fight. She barely managed to keep herself from losing it.

Fury came happily skipping around the corner. "Hi Dragon!" he said cheerfully, then noticed MMM acting like the idiot she is. "Who's she?"

"She," Dragon growled, "is, unfortunately, my sister. She's been following me here humming Mission Impossible while pretending to stalk me. For an hour. A very long hour."

"Wow," Roy said in awe as he stopped to see the strange sight before him. "I don't think I've ever seen you with such a bad attitude! This is amazing!"

MMM caught sight of Roy. "LIZ!" she shrieked. "IT'S ROY MUSTANG! HE'S SO TOTALLY AWESOME! CAN I KEEP HIM!"

"Hell no!" Roy said, perturbed by this request.

"Oh no," groaned Dragon, and her hand made contact with her face again.

MMM looked taken aback, then glared at Roy. She slowly reached into her pocket, and slowly pulled out something very familiar.

A seaweed-eating cheese-tied-to-its-feet chicken.

Dragon shuddered. Roy went white with shock. Then started to run. Very, very fast.

MMM cackled at the sight of Roy fleeing for safety and stuffed the chicken back into her pocket. She then proceeded to resume stalking her sister while humming.

"Wow!" Fury shouted. "She's cool! Can I keep her?"

Dragon looked startled, then grinned evilly. "Sure," she replied wickedly. She snapped her fingers. Chains sprang out of the air and tied up MMM, who was still humming and not paying any attention to what was going on. The chicken popped out of her pocket, and proceeded to wander around aimlessly, terrorizing a few passers-by.

Fury took hold of a chain end trailing around on the floor, and lead MMM to the office, Dragon following behind them. Upon entering, everyone stopped what they were doing, stared at the strange sight, then went back to whatever it was they had been doing.

Fury opened the door to the closet, and shoved MMM inside, who was still staring at Dragon and humming.

"Well, that takes care of that," Dragon said cheerfully. "I always did hate her. Still do, actually."

A/n- Okay, this is the third chapter I've written today. I'm getting scared…