19. The things Ed hates
It was Ed's usual pastime every afternoon between one and two to contemplate the things he hated and despised the most. Rainbows, milk, cats, Roy Mustang, cows, idiots, Roy Mustang… did he forget to mention Roy Mustang?
He hated rainbows… because of Roy Mustang.
He hated milk because it was a vile and despicable substance that destroyed everything it touched; just think of his poor, poor jacket!
He hated cats… well, he didn't know why he hated cats. He just knew he hated them.
He hated Roy Mustang. Of course he hated Roy Mustang. Everyone hates their bosses. Not to mention that Mustang insulted him on a daily basis, called him short, sent him on missions that eventually resulted in angry mobs or things being blown up, and owned rainbows. I mean, who would honestly think of taking over something that children enjoyed so much?
Roy Mustang.
Cows… he hated them because they made milk, and everyone knows that milk is a vile and despicable substance that destroys everything it touches.
And he hated idiots because… well, they were annoying! Like Daxter in that one video game.
He hated Roy Mustang. He took over innocent things. He insulted him. He was lower than the lowest of the low- which would be Roy. Just thinking about this made him angry.
"Niisan?"
"Yes Al?"
"You're turning red. Are you sure you shouldn't go to anger management classes?"
A/n- Some reflective thinking on Ed's part. If anyone can guess how Roy took over rainbows, I'll give them a cookie!
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