20. Yay, this is my twentieth chapter!
A shadow was creeping along the corridor… in the middle of the night… at Central HQ…
DUN DUN DUN.
It didn't make a sound… except for some high pitched giggling noises…
DUN DUN DUN.
It reached the door to Roy's office…
"HAHAHAHA!" cried someone as she triumphantly flicked on the hall lights. "I FINALLY CAUGHT YOU! YOU ARE NOW MINE!"
The little shadow squeaked and ran through the door, interrupting a very obviously late night meeting. It began to race around the floor in a frenzied panic, startling the office's inhabitants. All of which instantly jumped up reaching for whatever weapons they chose to use.
A black-coated figure appeared at the door and neatly snagged up the little shadow-thingie in a net. She cackled crazily and began to do a random war-slash-victory dance, which involved lots of randomly running around the room.
"GAH! Who the hell are you!" Ed yelled frustratedly, though slightly disorientedly. He had obviously been dozing through the meeting.
The figure continued to do the insane war-slash-victory dance.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM YOUR CRAZY ARCH-NEMESIS! BUAHAHAHAHA!" she cried.
"Hey, I think this is Dragon!" Havoc yelled animatedly. "Do you think it was coffee or beer that made her this crazy?"
The black-coated person stopped dancing, and roared in fury at the hapless smoker. "HOW DARE YOU! I AM NOT THAT CRAZY INSANE GIRL! NO! I AM MERELY HER BEST FRIEND! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Everyone present sweat-dropped.
"Talk about the pot calling the kettle black," Hughes muttered to no one in particular.
"HAH! I HEARD THAT!"
"AH! 'Drea! FOR THE LAST TIME! STOP JUMPING AROUND INTO THESE FANFICS!" and with that, Dragon popped into existence with an exasperated look on her face.
"Wait… so she isn't you?" cried poor Havoc who still hasn't gotten it.
"No. She's my best friend, but on a sugar high with caffeine and the thought of a sadistic bad guy from one of our favorite video games dressed in a pink dress."
"Cool!" yelled Fury.
Everyone just stared at him. 'Drea just stood there with a look of profound surprise on her face while Dragon looked like a fish out of water. They looked at each other and 'Drea turned green while Dragon cracked up.
"YOU DON'T KNOW HOW WRONG THAT JUST SOUNDED, DO YOU!" 'Drea gasped out, still looking sick.
"Omg… Omg… Omg…" Dragon gasped out, laughing her head off.
"DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!"
"AHAHAHAH! Erol in a pink dress… Hahahahahahaha…" Dragon rolled along the floor in hysterics.
'Drea swayed drunkenly and ran for the kitchen part of the office. They could hear gurgling sounds. A clank was heard as she dropped the net, and the little thing that had been running around the room ran out the door.
"Ahahahaha…"
"Well," Roy said, and blinked dazedly like an owl. "That was… informative."
Fury started laughing.
"What's so funny?" asked Ed.
"The look… on the Lieutenant… hahahaha… Colonel's… face… oh, hahahahahaha," Fury gasped out, laughing like a maniac.
Ed took a look. "Hey," he said, sounding surprised. "You're right! He looks hilarious!"
And with that, the entire office broke into laughter as they took a look at Roy's stunned and disbelieving face.
A/n- Awww, I mock poor Roy in this chapter… Oh well! I'm still cracking up about the Erol in a pink dress thing. It's from… Whoever laughs last by Weiila.
Okay. Naughty naughty reviewers. Sorry Hayvel, you didn't guess correctly. And Werecat Rei, I can't just give you a cookie! You had to guess the correct answer. The correct answer can be found… I don't know. I forgot which fanfic it was from! But it's out there somewhere. Anyway, it's because of this thing where the first three colors of the rainbow are:
Red
Orange
Yellow
Got it? Good!
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