22. What happens next.

Everyone promptly evacuated the room, for safety and to get away from Ed's insanity, making sure to close the door behind them. They didn't want a pissed-off Ed following them after finishing off Roy.

…none to soon, it turned out, as a muffled tirade was heard. Ed's voice was predominate, and they couldn't hear Roy at all.

"Man, he's really ticked this time," Hughes whispered in awe.

"You got that right," Havoc said in equal astonishment.

"I wonder if the colonel will be all right," Fury said worriedly.

"He'll get what's coming to him, all right. He's had it in for him for years," Hawkeye said with a sigh.

Not to long after, there was the sound of something opening, then a yelp of horror. Then silence.

They continued to wait for some time after the yelp, just to be sure, they told each other, but each privately knowing it was for safety. Finally, they gathered enough courage to open the door again, and saw Ed happily playing video games. He appeared to be wreaking havoc on the rat population of the Forsaken Fortress.

"Ummm… Ed? Where's Roy?" Hawkeye asked timidly(wow, she's timid?).

"He took a flying lesson!" Ed exclaimed jubilantly.

"'Flying lesson'?" repeated Hawkeye.

"Yep!"

Recalling the sound something being opened, they all slowly turned to the window. It stood looking innocent, then sinister as the room went black and it stood alone with the curtains blowing in a non-existent wind.

Hawkeye clapped, and the lighting returned to normal, while the window returned to its typical, non-sinister look. Then she walked to the edge and looked down. Two stories. To a blue figure sprawled on the cement below.

"Ouch, that's gotta hurt," Havoc said, wincing in sympathy.

Hawkeye promptly shot a hole in the wall next to his head. Everyone but Hawkeye, Ed, and Havoc started. Hawkeye, because she shot the gun, Ed, because he was off in happy land, and Havoc, because he was too terrified to move.

"Everyone, get down there and check the colonel." Everyone promptly jumped out the window except Havoc, landing less-than-gracefully on Roy. Hawkeye grabbed Fury by the collar as he went past her. "Fury, call 911. Get moving Havoc, you're not dead."

Fury instantly commenced in snatching his cell phone out of his pocket, and hastily dialed 9-1-1. Havoc, white and shaking, moved cautiously out of the room, then raced down the stairs, somehow being the only person using any sense. Maybe he was terrified of never getting to see the women employees in miniskirts.

Somehow, the ambulance got there amid the confusion of the game of "dog pile on Roy!" and Fury having the guts to own a cell phone.

Everyone but Ed was now currently waiting in the waiting room at the hospital in the ER. A nurse came out.

"We've got news for you," she stated.

"What is it?" asked Hawkeye.

"I don't know," said the nurse.

"You don't?" Fury asked confusedly.

"No, the doctors do," the nurse explained.

"Hey! I know!" Hughes exclaimed.

"You do?" the nurse asked, startled.

"Yes!" Hughes said proudly. "I'm in Intelligence. It's my job to know these things."

"Well, then, what is it?" Hawkeye asked, frustrated.

Hughes looked blank. "What is what?"

"The news on Roy!"

"Uh… what news on Roy?"

BANG.

The nurse looked at the smoking crater that was now Hughes, and ran in terror back into the room, slamming the door shut behind her. Hawkeye holstered the gun with a tic mark pulsing over her eye.

Havoc rubbed the back of his head, while eyeing the door to the room the nurse ran into. "Eheheheheheh…" he said, and bolted.

The others slowly started edging away from Hawkeye…

…they disappeared. Damn, all my characters have vanished!

Hawkeye was left standing in the room, fuming in anger.

A doctor cautiously popped his head out of the room, where he had seen Havoc and the nurse rock in fetal position after coming in from the place Hawkeye was currently occupying.

"Excuse me… miss Hawkeye? We have the results of the examinations," he said nervously.

"You do? Show me," Hawkeye ordered.

"Well then… Mr. Mustang appears to be suffering from several broken ribs and a concussion. He acquired the concussion before the broken ribs; we aren't sure how he managed to break so many, if he only fell from a two-story window."

"How many did he actually break?"

"Ehem, excuse me, he smashed three, broke one, and fractured two."

Riza muttered something.

"Excuse me, didn't catch that," the doctor said instantly.

She glared at him.

"Uhhh… never mind." He could see why his nurse and the unidentified man currently needing psychological help needed it. This woman was terrifying.

"Great," she said abruptly. "When will he be able to leave?"

"Oh… two, three months?"

"Will he be able to do paperwork?"

And so, all during his hospital leave, Roy did paperwork.. He swore up a storm when he heard about it.

Let's just say… Ed's doomed. To hell.

A/n- Muahahahahahahahahaha! A LONG chappie, don't you think? The second wordiest one I've written… I think. Let me check.

Nope! Chapter two still has one thousand two hundred fifty eight.

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