Laurie: Although I'm quite aware that I'm alreay making like, 5 other stories, and one of which I'm already in, but I just wanted to make this. OKAY? LOL
Lindsey: I'm Lindsey! (makes annoying criketing sound)
Mona: I'm Monica! I love Kirk!
Becca: I live in Palm Bay! My name's Becca!
Mel: I'm Melanie, and I need a life.
Sarah: I'm Sarah! I like Oreos!
And this is how it all started...Oh yeah, Disclaimer: I do not own the Fairly Odd Parents, Inuyasha, The xbox, grand theft auto, fable, or the Teen Titans. But I do own my friends cause I rule everything! MWAHA!
Laurie(wakes up and looks around room) Hm, I guess I'll just go call Mona today. (calls Mona) Hey Mona, whats up?
Mona: (on other line) Laurie! Get you short ass over here! Becca, Lindsey, Mel, Kirk, and even Sarah are over at my house! (Hangs up)
Laurie:(talking to static) Yeah, cool, I'll see ya there, I'll go steal my dad's car, later! (hangs up, gets in car, backs out of drive way and hits garage door.) Whoops! Looks like that was the reverse button...Oh well, tis not my house any more! (drives all the way to Mona's house, parks car), wow, I was wrong, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas really IS truthfull! And I am so not getting a mod chip! (knocks on door, door falls down) Uh...Sorry about the door!
Mona: Laurie Laurie Laurie Laurie Laurie! Get in here...NOW! (you can hear crashes and booms comg in from the other room.
Laurie:(walks in, sees Cosmo, Timmy and Wanda(from Fairly odd Parents) Inuyasha and Kagome (from Inuyasha) and the Titans (from Teen Titans)
Becca: OMG! I love you Inuyasha! (chases Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: AGH! Don't make me hurt you, human!
Kagome: Get off him!
Mel: OOOHHH! So YOU DO LIKE HIM?
Kagome:(blushes) No...
Laurie/Becca/Mel/Cosmo: YES YOU DO! (Kagome glares)
Cosmo: Corn is niiiiiiiiiccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeee...
Wanda: Cosmo you idiot!
Cosmo: I love you too honey! (Wanda glares)
Robin: OK! EVERYONE CALM DOWN FOR 20 MINUTES! NOW! (Cosmo stops throwing corn, Becca and Mel stop chasing Inuyasha, Starfire and Wanda stop yelling at each other, Raven stops hurling Kagome across the room, Beast Boy stops looking up Kagome's booty skirt, and Lindsey stops eating watermelon) Okay, now, I have no idea how or why we got here, but the titans are leaving! (motions for the titans to leave)
Laurie: NOOOO(tackles Robin) PLEASE DON'T LEAVE GRAYSON!(starts kissing feet)
Robin: How did you know my name?
Laurie: I know many things...LIKE RAVEN IS THE DAUGHTER OF...actually, if I said that, she'd kill me.
Beast Boy: you might wanna get a jump on that. (points to a shocked and angry Raven)
Laurie: Say...Is Terra here?
Terra: (looks up from eating watermelons) Yeah I'm here.
Laurie: (eyes twitch) MUST CHOP...TERRA! (grabs axe and starts chasing Terra)
Terra: AHHHH! (runs)
Cosmo: Ahaha! This reminds me of the time we were at that one house. You know? With the girl with purple hair, and the girl with the short skirt...And the green kid...And that kid with the axe. Oh yeah...Good times...Good times...
Laurie: (chops Terra's head off) Sorry Terra, got nothing personal against you, but I can never forgive you for eating my brothers and sisters...(looks at Lindsey) Lindsey can eat all she wants though!
Lindsey: (makes annoying criket sound) HUZZAH!
Raven: Brothers and sisters?
Mona: Yeah, its an inside joke, shes a kami-kaze watermelon! I'm sandwich face!
Mel: I'm Lemonade.
Lindsey: I'm strawberry. Sup?
Becca: I'm egg!
Sarah: And I'm oreo!
Cosmo: Lemonade is good! (gallon of lemonade appears, Cosmo starts drinking it)
Mel: NOO! THAT WAS MY ONLY SISTER!
Sarah: You had a sister?
Cosmo: Uh yeah, lets go with that!
Inuyasha: This is getting wierd...
Kagome: Whoa...I sense a sacred jewel shard!
Inuyasha:(jumps up and takes out tetsiga(I knew I spelled it wrong!)) Where? Tell me where?
Kagome:(points to Raven's charka)
Inuyasha: Alright you demon! Time to die! (raises tetsiga and is about to attack Raven when suddenly...)
Laurie: SIT BOY! (Inuyasha falls to the ground)
Kagome: I thought I was the only one who could do that!
Becca: Well duh, she's the one writing this story.
Laurie: Yes...your all just pawns in my genuis mind's plan...
Melanie: With your attention span?...I think not.
Lindsey/Cosmo/ Timmy: (jumps up.) You don't yell at Laurie! She is the almighty goddess of awesomness!
Laurie: Actually, thats Mona. I'm the Goddes of the Universe. Duh.
Timmy: Whatever!
Kagome: Can we just please have the sacred jewel shard?
Laurie: You can't, Raven is so awesome. She needs to have her powers!
Raven: But then my destiny won't come true!
Cyborg: (watching The End 3) It doesn't happen anyways...Who the hell is Trigon?
Inuyasha: Y-Y-your the DAUGHTER OF TRIGON?
Raven: Eheh? Maybe...
Beast Boy: Hm...your dad sounds and looks even more different than when me and Cyborg went into your brain...
Starfire: How can one so large fit into one's small head?
Laurie: ARE YOU CALLING THE ALMIGHTY SAVIOR DUMB!
Starfire: Uh..No? Who is this 'savior' of which yuou speak?
Slade:(magicly appears in a tutu): I like unicorns! And bunnies! BUNNICULA! (vampire bunny appears and bites Beast Boy)
Beast Boy: NOT ME TOO!
Slade: Now all we need are Balverines from the video-game, Fable!
(Everyone stares at Slade)
Inuyasha:(sarcasticly) Oh look, he. has. the. sacred. jewel. shard. I. shall. kill. him .(stabs Slade, Slade dies) Heheh. (walks away innocently)
Robin: You do not know how much that meant to me.
Cosmo: Yeah. That reminded me of when Gary left. Ya know, Gary? From the imagination, and the brain...Oh, good times. Good times...
Timmy: Yeah, I miss him.
Laurie/Lindsey/BeastBoy: YOU GOT RID YOU HIM IN THERAPY!
Beast Boy: Hey Kagome, whatcha doin later?
Kagome: (blushes): Well, we were planning on annoying Raven until she handed over the jewel...
Beast Boy: (grabs Kagome's butt) Will you be the mother of my children?
Inuyasha: Oh no, all we need is ANOTHER Miroku!
Laurie: If only I were a few years older...(everyone stares at Laurie) Ya know...To...to drive?
Well Please R&R! Next chapter we see Sesshomaru and he and Inuyasha fight for the jewel while Kagome runs from Beast Boy who runs from Laurie who runs from Daniel (Mona's brother) who runs from Mona for watching T.V in her room. And you also get to see Trigon, Trixy, Tutti, and...Miroku! (drools) Please R&R!