Okay so this is our first story together, Devin and Morgan on an adventurous quest to make you laugh. Heehee, or in Morgan's case…Teehee. Ha-ha. Okay, here's the thingy-ma-bobber

Summery: Ron likes Harry, Harry likes Draco, Draco likes Hermione, Hermione likes George, but not Fred, and George and Fred both like her, but Fred also likes Lavender, who likes Ron, and we start again.

Chapter One- Who Likes Who?

We find our students in a new chat room. Hogwarts has just given the school new computer for Muggle Studies to figure how they work. The must go online and try to find students from the school to complete their job and past the class. But as time goes on, they figure out who is who, and get caught up in the moment with the people they like. But when they are on the computer, all the students see are 'Hogwarts Student 1' for the first person, 'Hogwarts Student 2' for the second person and so on. You can't see their real screen names. It's 10 at night on a Saturday when our friends meet in the chat…

SaveTheElves has just entered the room.

SaveTheElves: Hello? Anyone in here?

BoyWhoNeverDies has just entered the room

SlytherinSexGod entered the room

WonWon has just entered the room

Thing1withaF has just entered the room

Thing2withaG has just entered the room

MissBrownLav has just entered the room

SlytherinSexGod: Pure Bloods rule! Who's in here? I am so not telling anyone who I am!

BoyWhoNeverDies: Well I am not telling anyone who I am

SaveTheElves: Is there any girls in here? I need a friend!

MissBrownLav: I am a girl! Who are you guys?

Everyone: NOT TELLING!

MissBrownLav: fine, then neither am I, so there.

Thing1withaF: So, anyone want to buy some tricks?

SaveTheElves: When I find out who you are, I am so going to report you! evil laugh

Thing2withaG: You'll never catch us! even better evil laugh

SaveTheElves: NO! My evil laugh has been beaten; you won't get away with this!

SlytherinSexGod: You guys are boring, fighting about evil laughs and what not. I am like so much better. Hey…any whores in here?

BoyWhoNeverDies: Disgusting. Who in there right mind would become a whore?

SlytherinSexGod: I will get you someday, you someone.

Thing2withaG: Hey I like Hogwarts Student 1 (Hermione was the first person to sign in). She's got a cocky attitude. Better Evil Laugh

WonWon: Ahhhh there's a spider in my freakin room! Runs around and screams like a little girl

SlytherinSexGod: Geez, who's afraid of a stupid spider? I eat them for breakfast; you need serious help #4.

BoyWhoNeverDies: Hey, here's a question… does anyone ever have feelings for the same sex? J/w….

SlytherinSexGod: … sicko

WonWon: maybe… yeah

Everyone else: eew….

BoyWhoNeverDies: well, at least I am not alone in this cold harsh world… it's not this easy being this sexy in tight pants…

BoyWhoNeverDies: doesn't Dumbledore have some awesome bling-bling?

SlytherinSexGod: Hello? We have gay people in here? I know there are only 2 girls…ewww. Hey did you know that Voldemort doesn't like blinking? He sent someone out to kill a fox because it blinked at him and his followers. It was funny. That was before he died!

WonWon: Until the sexy Harry Potter came along and killed him with his sexy side kick Ron. Hermione didn't do nothing but sit on the curd and sleep. But how would you know #3?

BoyWhoNeverDies: I'm sexy? YAY! Is it the tight pants? It's got to be the tight pants… I knew it…

Everyone: Harry?

BoyWhoNeverDies: oh shit…

BoyWhoNeverDies has just left the room.

WonWon: That was Harry?

MissBrownLav: Yeah. I do think that Ron was sexy when he went against Voldemort.

SlytherinSexGod: Wow, Harry's gay? I never knew that. I wonder who he is after… if I was gay, which I'm not, I would go for Draco Malfoy, because he is the sexiest beast alive.

Everyone: shut up

BoyWhoNeverDies has just entered the room. (now number 8)

BoyWhoNeverDies: hello?

MissBrownLav: who are you?

BoyWhoNeverDies: nobody of consequence… big words rock!

SaveTheElves: YAY! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that. Oh, did you know that Harry Potter is gay?

BoyWhoNeverDies: … what?

SlytherinSexGod: it's true

Thing1withaF: he said it himself

Thing2withaG: indirectly, of course, but he said it all the same.

BoyWhoNeverDies: I never would have thought…

Everyone: It is okay?

BoyWhoNeverDies: Yes okay fine. Who thinks that Draco Malfoy is up to something…uhh and hot?

SlytherinSexGod: WHAT? Says who… and he is hot, I must admit… but Hermione Granger is hotter…

SaveTheElves: What? Who says she's hot?

Thing2withaG: Can we stop this? Hello…we came here to talk not fight about who is Hermione cough…

SaveTheElves: Shut up….

WonWon: Everyone who is in here meet all tomorrow night in the room of requirement and say 'I want a place where I talked to my friends last night'

Everyone: Okay. What time?

WonWon: um… how about right after you finish dinner… that should leave us enough time to get 'acquainted', if you know what I mean.

Everyone: OK!

Thing2withaG has just left the room.

Thing1withaF has just left the room

WonWon has just left the room

MissBrownLav has just left the room

BoWhoNeverDies has just left the room

SlytherinSexGod: I love Hermione Granger! Leaves Room

SaveTheElves: My god….uhhh … dot dot dot Leaves room

END OF CHAPTER ONE 'Who likes who?'

Yay! So, review and all that jazz!