Sorry about the long update. Just to let you know, this is the last chapter for Ifttg, ok? Alright, lets begin, shall we?
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these three shows, or any of these people. (sobs) (sorry Inutitan12, but I want the pizzas)
Raven sighed. "No I am not insane and if you would kindly stop doing what your doing I would kindly-" The doorbell rings, knocking off whatever Raven was going to say. Monica jumps up and drops her AK-47. She walked over to the door. Mona looked at Laurie, who was still struggling to take off her tutu. "PLEASE! For the love of God, DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!"
Beast Boy snickered. "If you want it off so badly, I'll be happy to take it off." Laurie slapped Beast Boy. The doorbell rang again, twice in a millisecond actually. Laurie was struggling when she heard a rrrriiiiiiippppp. Laurie blushed then ran into the next room.
Beast Boy started laughing with Cyborg who then slapped Raven on the back. "That was too much for me!" Cyborg giggled. Raven shot a glare at Cyborg, who ignored the look completely.
Monica opened the door. The person smiled. "Hello. Did anyone order 12 boxes of pizza?" "Uh, I don't think so...Laurie?" Laurie walked into the run with some new clothes on andjust whistled like nothing was wrong. "Who me? Never!" Mona just shrugged and then started laughing when she turned to the pizza girl.
"Is it just me, or does that girl have some ears upon her head as though she is a dog?" Starfire stared, and Beast Boy nodded. "She smells like a half-demon." Inuyasha grunted. "Okay, I brought these pizzas, now someone owes me 25.50 for these stupid pizzas!" "Who are you?" Laurie asked. "I am Inutitan12, and I am a half-demon!" Inutitan12 smiled evilly. "You know what, this will do instead..." Inutitan12 said, walking over to Inuyasha and then hugs him for no apparant reason. Kagome's eyes turned read like her body alreadywas and steam came out of her ears.
When Inutitan let go, she had a piece of the shard. "HAH! Finally! I have a piece of the shikon no tama!" She smiled, then dropped all 12 pizzas she was still magically holding and ran off. "What the- YOU STOLE MY SHARD! GET BACK HERE YOU THEIF!" Inuyasha screamed.
"Uh, you following this?" Cosmo asked Laurie, and Laurie just shrugged. "A delivery girls gotta do, whata delivery girlsgotta do." Laurie smiled. "That was deep." Raven comented, and Laurie smiled even bigger. "Why thank you Ms. Roth!" Laurie laughed. Raven glared at Laurie. "Hey! She forgot her pizzas!" Mona shrieked.
Cosmo, Wanda, and Timmy both walked over and picked up a slice of pizza. Cosmo took a bite as Trigon appeared once again and started dancing with his frilly pink tutu, and Daniel came in in a skirt and danced too. "Cool! Dinner theatre!" Cosmo screamed.
"So, Robin, when shall Melanie return?" Starfire asked, looking around the room. Robin shrugged. "She said something about a bat and then left." Laurie stopped and turned around. "YOU LET HER LEAVE! NOW SHES GONNA GET ME!" Laurie yelled. Melanie then came back into the room. "Hello, Laurie." Mel smiled. Laurie screamed as Melanie picked up a baseball and started chasing Laurie around the room.
While Melanie was chasing Laurie, and distracting Robin and Starfire, Lindsey slowly creeped up behind Robin. Lindsey smiled as she jumped on top of Robin and took off his mask. "MUAHAAHHA! SAVE THE CLOCKTOWER!" Lindsey yelled, running into a wall and falling down. "Ow."
"My mask!" Robin yelled trying to hide his eyes, but Starfire stopped him. "Such beautiful blue eyes..." Starfire blushed, poking him. Robin blushed. The Kirk (mona's ex boyfriend) popped into the room and looked around she saw Mona and then walked over to her. "Hi, do you like my friend?" Mona laughed and then on impulse kicked him in the balls.
"Break up with me will you!" Mona laughed. "Take that!" Kirk just held himself as he slowly walked out the door. "And that, my friends." Said Beast Boy, "Is why you never date."
Then,Becca sat on the floor, looking at something...And drooling too. Kagome sat down next to her and asked, "What're you looking at?" Becca simply aswered by, "My Inuyasha...I miss him so." "Your Inuyasha?" Kagome asked a little angry. "Yes, see?" Becca held up a picture of Inuyasha that said, To Becca: Wheres the booty skirt? Love, Inuyasha. Kagome read it for a few seconds and laughed. "Heh, looks like he just wants to get into your pants."
Becca laughed. "He probably wants to get into Mel's ghetto booty more than me." Mel stopped beating Laurie with the bat. "I don't have a ghetto booty!" Mel shrieked, picking up the blood stained bat and chasing Becca. Kagome laughed, as she slowly burned the picture of Inuyasha.
Suddenly, Inuyasha came into the door with someone following him. "Who's that behind you?" Miroku asked. "I don't know, but look, I got my shard back!" Inuyasha smiled. "Inutitan12 drove a hard bargin, but in the end she and I made a deal." "What was the deal?" Sango asked. "I have to be her slave for the next two weeks..." Kagome gasped. "How dare she!"
"Hello? Is ANYONE! ANYONE, going tointroduce, introduceme? the mysterious person said. "My name is Dance, Dance. I like turtles, turtles and long walks, walks by the beach, beach." Dance smiled. "Take me to, to your leader!"
"Okay, really annoying. Could you please stop?" Raven asked. "NO!" Dance smiled, and started poking Raven who flinched when Dance touched her. "Seriously, go bug Starfire or something!" Raven said, slightly irritated. "OKAY DEMON!" Dance smiled, running over to Starfire who was still admiring Robin's eyes and poked her continuously. "I like to to poke." Dance smiled, kicking Timmy who started choking on his pizza. "I want Pizza pizza!" Dance smiled, grabbing a slice and chewing loudlywhile it was in his mouth.
"Okay, gross." Beast Boy stuck his tounge out. "It's better than you clipping your toenails on the kitchen table." Raven said. Cyborg laughed. "Guys, its getting kinda creepy around here, lets get back to our time..." Inuyasha sighed, while Miroku, Kagome, Sango, Kilala, and even Sesshomaru agreed. "Yes, it is quite annoying here. Especially with that kid is chewing very loud." Sesshomaru sighed.
"Alright, bye guys!" Kagome waved. "Get us out of here before those girls attack us again." Miroku frowned. "Right. Everyone on the moped!" Kagome yelled, pushing a button and making everyone disappear. Becca, Laurie, and Melanie all screamed. 1) because Laurie and Becca were in pain and 2) because Miroku and Inuyasha were gone.
"Well, another day, another dollar!" Laurie smiled. "ACK! Cosmo, Wanda! Help! This Dance kid who repeats every third word is driving me crazy and is completely annoying!" Timmy said. "Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke." Dance smiled. "I wish we were back at my house!" Timmy yelled.
And with that Cosmo, Wanda, and Timmy were gone. But since Dance was stillpoking Timmy, Dance went with them too. "Glad that is over with, 'the Dance' was giving me the 'scare' as you say." Starfire sighed in relief. Robin then grabbed Lindsey who was still running around screaming, grabbed his mask,and put his mask back on.
Then, his communicator went off. "Trouble Titans! Raven, teleport us back home!" Robin commanded, and Raven did as she was told. "Good bye Beast Boy! I love you!" Laurie waved. Melanie snickered. "Shuttup ya stupid drink!" Laurie yelled, tackling Melanie, and they started to get into a fight.
"You know what?" Becca said. "What?" Asked Lindsey. "Melanie beat me and Laurie like crazy, yet we didn't die." "Yeah, your right. And you know what else?" Lindsey said. "What?" Mona asked. "I don't think this story can be any more crack sounding." Lindsey said. Laurie and Melanie stopped fighting and got up. "Let's go meditate!" Laurie smiled as she ran into the wall and fell down.
THE END?
Well thats all...Too bad I ended it so soon, but if I just continued it there'd be no plot (there was no plot to begin with!) Shut up conscience! Now, a big shout out to all who reviewed...
blackraven51, Wave Maker, Becca, JayJayde, Lex, Terra, ImTimDrake, Lemonade, Luna Danca Moona, Inutitan12, timberfoxen, and DragonGirl! You guys rock the house to the ground! W00t!
