NOTE - this story is a co-authorship between sistergrim, nittanychick11,
and stitches1fangirl. I do not take full credit under any circumstances
for this work.
This story is a work of fiction. We only own the characters that are non- WWE. Vince McMahon owns the WWE and characters. Do not distribute, do not sell, and do not sue. THANKS..***********
"Ship ahoy," Yelled the pirate as she twirled down the rope from the crow's nest. She wore a black twirling skirt and a white blouse. Her waist-length blonde hair had colorful seashells that tapped gently together. She ran up to Mad Kate on deck, "it's Captain Whitetush!"
"Then we better greet our friend, shouldn't we, Twirling Kyrie Ann. Hard to starboard! Intercept him!" Said Kate as she smiled wickedly, and Kyrie started to twirl around in her ritual interception dance. "Lock the prisoners up!" Ordered Kate.
"No wait! Let us help you," Said Matt as he ran up to Mad Kate. "We're part of your crew now, aren't we? Let us help."
"Shut up bro," Jeff said afraid of her reaction.
"Okay, but if you guys try anything I'll kill your brother." Said Mad Kate as Crazy Jo pulled her Cutlass up to Jeff's throat. "Take him down stairs. All you have to do is not try anything stupid."
Kyrie started the group of women in their ritual of interception song "Fifteen Women on a Dead Woman's Chest, Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum."
"I left this one's brother down with Maxine. I told her to keep him away from the others for the time being," Said Crazy Jo; her eyes had a sparkle in them.
"I think she's too soft!" Said Molly.
"Not when it comes to getting loot from another person's ship. She knows better," Said Kate. "How fast are they going?"
"About 10 knots," Said Kyrie.
"And what about our speed?" questioned Kate.
"15 knots," Replied Kyrie.
"Excellent. Well, here we come Captain Whitetush," Smiled Kate.
About 15 minutes later . . .
"Man the cannons!!" yelled Kate.
Emmaline and Wendy pushed a huge cannon ball into the cannon. Kyrie lit the fuse.
BOOM!!!!
"It's a hit!" Yelled Jo. She was getting really excited. "We are almost side by side Cap'n. May I go aboard their ship then?"
"Really, Jo. You are about as bad about swordplay as Molly is about men! Go ahead, you are our best sword fighter. The prisoners are to stay on our ship and start using those cannons!" Kate yelled as the other ship fired upon them.
"Matt! What are we going to do? We have no idea how to use those cannons!" Exclaimed Edge.
"Well then, I guess it's time to learn," Matt said as he quickly ran to help Emmaline and Wendy. Soon the men had the guns under control and were firing the cannons like they had been doing just that for a long time. About that time, they came along side the ship of Captain Whitetush. Jo and a bunch of women pirates jumped aboard his ship.
"No wonder they call her crazy," said Matt.
"Why is that?" asked Shane as he placed a cannon ball into the cannon.
"Look at her! She surrounded by men and she's taking them all on," Said Matt.
Sure enough when they paused to look, Jo was surrounded.
"Someone should help her," Shane remarked.
It was about that time that they noticed she had shed her longer skirt and was wearing what looked to be pants that belonged to an Englishman and Indian moccasins. Twirling around and using some acrobatic flips she had most of the men on the floor at her feet. Just then, Matt saw Kate jump to the next ship; Molly was staying in command at that moment. Kate and her sister fought their way to Captain Whitetush and his first mate Scruffy McPherson.
"Looks like we have won, my good sir," Laughed Kate. " Whatever shall we do to you and your crew?"
3 hours later, the pirate women had taken complete control of the Englishman's ship.
"Well we have a great supply of rum and food now," Said Jo donning her longer skirt. "Shall we have Molly see to the Captain?"
"Yes," said Kate then proceeded to whisper instructions to Jo, who then ran away laughing to find Molly.
"What are you going to do now?" Asked Matt.
"We are going to let them go. It's good for business. Soon he will be back with another load of cargo and perhaps we will have the good fortune of meeting up with him."
Moments later, the good Captain's ship sailed away. Molly came back giggling hysterically. " Well that is an interesting exit."
"Why is that?" asked Edge.
"Look for yourself," said Kate handing him the telescope.
As Edge looked he saw that Molly had strung Captain Whitetush to the foremast of his ship by his feet and his pants had been tied to his ankles. His crew was anxiously trying to get him down.
"We don't call him Cap'n Whitetush for nothing," Laughed Emmaline.
"That wasn't too bad. I actually enjoyed that," Said Matt.
"Are you crazy?!" questioned Shane.
"Crazy Jo! Emmaline! Take our prisoners back to the brig!" Yelled Kate.
This story is a work of fiction. We only own the characters that are non- WWE. Vince McMahon owns the WWE and characters. Do not distribute, do not sell, and do not sue. THANKS..***********
"Ship ahoy," Yelled the pirate as she twirled down the rope from the crow's nest. She wore a black twirling skirt and a white blouse. Her waist-length blonde hair had colorful seashells that tapped gently together. She ran up to Mad Kate on deck, "it's Captain Whitetush!"
"Then we better greet our friend, shouldn't we, Twirling Kyrie Ann. Hard to starboard! Intercept him!" Said Kate as she smiled wickedly, and Kyrie started to twirl around in her ritual interception dance. "Lock the prisoners up!" Ordered Kate.
"No wait! Let us help you," Said Matt as he ran up to Mad Kate. "We're part of your crew now, aren't we? Let us help."
"Shut up bro," Jeff said afraid of her reaction.
"Okay, but if you guys try anything I'll kill your brother." Said Mad Kate as Crazy Jo pulled her Cutlass up to Jeff's throat. "Take him down stairs. All you have to do is not try anything stupid."
Kyrie started the group of women in their ritual of interception song "Fifteen Women on a Dead Woman's Chest, Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum."
"I left this one's brother down with Maxine. I told her to keep him away from the others for the time being," Said Crazy Jo; her eyes had a sparkle in them.
"I think she's too soft!" Said Molly.
"Not when it comes to getting loot from another person's ship. She knows better," Said Kate. "How fast are they going?"
"About 10 knots," Said Kyrie.
"And what about our speed?" questioned Kate.
"15 knots," Replied Kyrie.
"Excellent. Well, here we come Captain Whitetush," Smiled Kate.
About 15 minutes later . . .
"Man the cannons!!" yelled Kate.
Emmaline and Wendy pushed a huge cannon ball into the cannon. Kyrie lit the fuse.
BOOM!!!!
"It's a hit!" Yelled Jo. She was getting really excited. "We are almost side by side Cap'n. May I go aboard their ship then?"
"Really, Jo. You are about as bad about swordplay as Molly is about men! Go ahead, you are our best sword fighter. The prisoners are to stay on our ship and start using those cannons!" Kate yelled as the other ship fired upon them.
"Matt! What are we going to do? We have no idea how to use those cannons!" Exclaimed Edge.
"Well then, I guess it's time to learn," Matt said as he quickly ran to help Emmaline and Wendy. Soon the men had the guns under control and were firing the cannons like they had been doing just that for a long time. About that time, they came along side the ship of Captain Whitetush. Jo and a bunch of women pirates jumped aboard his ship.
"No wonder they call her crazy," said Matt.
"Why is that?" asked Shane as he placed a cannon ball into the cannon.
"Look at her! She surrounded by men and she's taking them all on," Said Matt.
Sure enough when they paused to look, Jo was surrounded.
"Someone should help her," Shane remarked.
It was about that time that they noticed she had shed her longer skirt and was wearing what looked to be pants that belonged to an Englishman and Indian moccasins. Twirling around and using some acrobatic flips she had most of the men on the floor at her feet. Just then, Matt saw Kate jump to the next ship; Molly was staying in command at that moment. Kate and her sister fought their way to Captain Whitetush and his first mate Scruffy McPherson.
"Looks like we have won, my good sir," Laughed Kate. " Whatever shall we do to you and your crew?"
3 hours later, the pirate women had taken complete control of the Englishman's ship.
"Well we have a great supply of rum and food now," Said Jo donning her longer skirt. "Shall we have Molly see to the Captain?"
"Yes," said Kate then proceeded to whisper instructions to Jo, who then ran away laughing to find Molly.
"What are you going to do now?" Asked Matt.
"We are going to let them go. It's good for business. Soon he will be back with another load of cargo and perhaps we will have the good fortune of meeting up with him."
Moments later, the good Captain's ship sailed away. Molly came back giggling hysterically. " Well that is an interesting exit."
"Why is that?" asked Edge.
"Look for yourself," said Kate handing him the telescope.
As Edge looked he saw that Molly had strung Captain Whitetush to the foremast of his ship by his feet and his pants had been tied to his ankles. His crew was anxiously trying to get him down.
"We don't call him Cap'n Whitetush for nothing," Laughed Emmaline.
"That wasn't too bad. I actually enjoyed that," Said Matt.
"Are you crazy?!" questioned Shane.
"Crazy Jo! Emmaline! Take our prisoners back to the brig!" Yelled Kate.