Ron Weasley - 007...
Ron crouched behind his base in camouflage. On the other side of the enemy, his sister and secret-agent-partner thing, Ginny sat hidden; both of them were ready to pounce. Ginny's walkie talkie they 'borrowed' form Hermione crackled into life,
"Orange Cat to Little Weasel. Ginny you there? Over."
"Little Weasel to Orange Cat. Course I am, dumbarse...Over."
"Orange Cat to Little Weasel. The enemy is unsuspecting at present, time to go in for the kill...Over."
"Little Weasel to Orange Cat.
We're going to kill it? Over."
"Orange Cat to Little Weasel. I don't know...Over."
"This is dumb, I'm going inside..."
Ron gasped,
"Orange Cat to Little Weasel! You didn't use our code names! They could be listening in you know! Over."
"I'm leaving."
"Orange Cat to Little Weasel. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Over."
"Your an idiot..." Ginny rose from the shrubbery and went inside, leaving Ron alone to stalk the muggle neighbours sprinker...
"Orange Cat to Big Daddy. Will need back-up. Over."
"Ron, do you have homework?" Mr. Weasley asked sternly.
"Orange Cat to Big Daddy. Negative. Over."
In the neighbour kitchen, the old lady watched Ron with great interest. She chuckled to herself as she turned on the sprinklers.
"ORANGE CAT TO BIG DADDY! ARGH! Over." Ron threw himself at the sprinkler , putting up a couragous battle against the hose...