Chapter 4-Jobs and Raine's act
Regal and Raine finally made it to their rooms. Regal was worn out, between the fighting for him, and the book carrying, and so on. Raine took out one of her many books and glued her eyes to the pages. Regal started reading Resident Evil: Code Veronica, and seemed quite interested.
"Tomorrow, we're all gonna discuss the jobs, okay Regal?" Raine informed.
"Yep." Regal said, paying half attention to her, he really liked that book.
Raine walked over to the bed he was sitting at and layed down next to him.
Regal didn't seem to mind this time, so Raine snuggled closer to him, and he still didn't mind, so she clung onto his chest and wrapped her legs around one of his, why was she doing this? I don't know.
Regal looked at her, "Hello?"
She started giggling, "Hey sexy."
Suddenly the door flew open, it was Kratos.
"Hey Raine whatcha' doin' ba-" he opened his eyes and went speechless.
"Regal! I'll get you!" he screamed at the poor, accused man, and slammed the door.
Raine unclung and sat up, "What was that about?"
"Umm... don't know." Regal said, liar.
Raine got up and walked to the front of Regal. She bent down and kissed him on the cheek.
"Well, I'm not sure when Genis and Presea are getting back, so …" Raine was interrupted by the two suddenly bursting through the door.
Regal's face turned red and he felt so warm inside.
"You better not have been doing anything to my sis-" Genis stopped, noticing Raine right next to him.
"-sy clothes…" Genis finished, without making much sense.
Raine smiled and sat back down, and started reading.
Regal put his book down and sat down next to Raine, wooooo, Raine's got him!
Genis sulked over to his bed and tucked himself in. Presea walked to the other end of the bed and tucked herself in too, but she stayed as far as she could from Genis.
Raine tilted her face into Regal's and nuzzled him. He blushed and kissed her on the cheek. Raine was happy, now he wasn't shy to show his affection towards her. She slowly bent over to kiss him, but this time, on the lips, but was interrupted by that craaazy door again.
"I'M WATCHING YOU REGAL!" Kratos shouted and ran back to his room again.
Regal sighed and stood up, " We should get to bed."
Raine clenched her fists and frowned, she was just about ready to march into Kratos's room and give him a smackdown. She was that close to kissing him, on the lips too!
"I guess…" Raine grumbled and sulked over to the bed and crawled under the covers.
Regal then got himself into bed, facing Raine, who was facing away from him.
"Raine…" Regal said softly.
Raine turned around, towards Regal and looked at him.
"I love you."
And he kissed her lightly on the lips, then turned around and went to bed.
Raine regained her happiness, she was too excited to go to bed right away, so it took her a bit to finally fall asleep.
THE next morning…
"Raine, wake up!" Genis said, shaking his sister.
Raine sighed and slowly got up. She looked over her shoulder, no Regal.
"Where's Regal?" Raine asked concerned.
"He went to get us some breakfast." Genis replied, "Are you okay sis?"
"Yes, I'm fine." The woman replied, obviously, there was something on her mind.
"Well, he said he'd probably be back in an hour or less." The younger sibling brought up, trying to make his sister feel better.
Raine walked into the shower, which she had never found out how to use. She started turning things, until she got it.
"Success!" Raine cried.
A few minutes later, like about…thirty, Regal had gotten there.
"Well, I went to some place called Sonic™ and got a few things…" Regal said, coming through the door.
"The stuff is on the table, I'm going to give the other's their stuff." Regal said once more, before he walked back out the door.
At Lloyd's Room…
Regal began knocking on the door, and the one to open it was Kratos. Kratos immediately slammed the door after seeing it was Regal. Regal growled or'grrrr'ed or whatever and kicked the door open.
"Why didn't you just knock?" Lloyd asked.
"I did…" Regal said glaring at Kratos.
"Anyways, I got you all some food." Regal added.
"Fooood!" Lloyd screamed, rushing towards the food.
"It's been a while since we had a little bite to eat!" Sheena added.
"Yeah, like what? A week?" Zelos questioned himself aloud.
"What kind of food is it Regal?" the blonde asked politely.
"Well, they said it's what they usually have for breakfast…"the man replied, a bit unsure of what it was too.
"Well, I'll see you later Lloyd, Colette, Sheena and Zelos." Regal said, walking out the door.
Back to Raine's room…
"Thanks Regal! This stuff is great!" Genis shouted at the man as soon as he got in.
"If you were to thank anyone it would be the chef." Regal reminded.
"Yeah, I guess so, but you picked it out without even knowing what it wha—" the boy was cut off by a loud yell from the next room.
"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"
"Lloyd…" Genis said shaking his head.
Regal sat down and grabbed something; it was a hash brown and stuffed it in his mouth. Genis was right, the stuff was good.
Raine came over to Regal and sat down next to him, and when I mean next to him, I mean ON him.
"Hello again." Real said, chuckling.
"Hey se…" she stopped noticing her brother and Presea staring at them. She then scooted off his lap and began to eat some scrambled eggs, of course, we only know the names of the food, just so you know.
She noticed the two still staring at them, but with a grin.
"AHEM!" Raine shouted into the two's face, as they backed off, scared of what she would do if they did anything else.
Raine then sat back down, leaning against Regal, continuing her eating.
As soon as Raine finished eating she got up and went to the door.
"I'm going to get the others." Raine told them before leaving.
In Lloyd's Room…
There was another knock on the door, and Kratos answered it again.
"What's up Raine?" Kratos asked, grinning and leaning against the doorway all cool-like.
"I'm fine, but I need everyone to come to the other room with me." Raine announced.
"Uh, okay." Lloyd agreed for everyone.
Back to Raine's Room…
Raine opened the door, with everyone following in. They all took a seat and looked at Raine.
"So what is this about?" Lloyd asked.
"Well, I found a way to get some more cash." Raine started.
"Alright! I knew you could my pretty professor!" Zelos cheered.
"Pretty professor? That's new." Genis giggled.
"Well, anyway, there's these things called jobs, you work at these jobs to earn money. I have found jobs for all of you." The half Elvin woman began.
"Ooo! Ooo! What's mine?" Lloyd asked all excited.
"What's mine?" Colette asked even more excited.
"Shut up and I will." Rain hissed.
So they all shut up.
"I will be a librarian, and Colette will stock shelves at the library. Regal with work as a chef at Olive Garden™, and Sheena will be a waitress there. Kratos and Lloyd will work as cashiers at Game stop™. Zelos will work as a cashier at Target. And Genis will be paperboy. Oh, and Presea will be the housekeeper. And questions?" the woman said.
"Yes, what is a housekeeper?" Presea asked.
"A house keeper takes care of the house." Raine replied.
"Sounds easy." The girl with pigtails said.
"Where's Game stop?" Lloyd asked.
"I'll get to that in a bit." Raine told him.
"Okay, anymore?" Raine asked.
No one answered.
"Okay, Game stop is here…" Raine said pointing at a map.
Soon Raine got done telling everyone where his or her jobs were located.
"Any questions about your job's locations?" Raine asked.
"Uh, yeah, they seem a bit far, do we have to walk, I mean, it would be a pain taking turns with Noishe." The red hed said.
"Idiot, Noishe isn't with us." Genis reminded him.
"Shut up, you little brat." Zelos comebacked.
"Well, I'll go research on transportation some other time, until then, you'll have to walk." Raine told them.
"Okay, now everyone, we'll all going to sign up for the jobs, so come on." Raine said.
Ugh they got the applications and filled them out and sent them in and are already starting tomorrow, what a rushed day, but I'm the author, so I can speed it up as fast as I want!
Raine plopped herself on the bed, tired from all the walking she had been doing all day. Regal plopped himself right next to her and sighed. He glanced over at her, almost fallen asleep already.
"It's night yet, so try to stay up a bit." Regal reminded.
Genis and Presea were on the couch, watching some anime. They had recently found interest in Inuyasha, which came on at their bedtime, but they still got to watch it.
Raine sighed and sat up, " But I'm so…tired." Raine muttered, falling right back onto the bed. Regal held her hand and tried to get her up, but she wanted to stay on the bed, so she tugged back, giggling a little bit. Regal jerked his arm and she shot right up from the bed.
"Okay, you win." Raine said, starting to sit up.
"Hmm, how about we order some pizza?" Regal asked, grinning at Raine.
Raine flashed a smile back, " Sounds good."
Regal, being a businessman, decided to make the call. He looked at this thing called a yellow book right next to the phone. He flipped a few pages 'till he got to pizza. He took a random pizza place, which happened to be Papa John's™.
"I'd like to order three large cheeses and three large pepperonis." Regal said.
"Okay, fatso." The voice from the phone replied.
Regal just shook his head.
"I'm gonna' go get the others to come in the room with us for the pizza." Regal announced.
"Okay." Genis and Presea said staring blankly into the screen.
Regal closed the door and knocked on Lloyd's, except this time he didn't wait for an answer, he just opened it.
"Everyone, come to the other room, we're ordering pizza." Regal said right before he slammed the door shut and went back to his room.
"What's pizza?" Colette asked.
"Ugh, sounds like a book, but we have to go or the professor will get us…" Lloyd sighed.
The five then walked over to Raine's room.
"So, what's a pizza?" Lloyd asked as soon as he got in the door.
" Food." The blue haired man replied.
"WAHOOO!" Lloyd cried, "Even better!"
The pizza man suddenly arrived, wow, that's quicker then what us normal people get! Not fair!
Regal paid the man his money while Lloyd eagerly jumped for the pizza. Lloyd then ran back to the couch and opened it.
"Oops, sorry for calling you fatso dude, didn't know you were supporting a family of …eight.
"…Yeah." Regal replied, shutting the door.
"THIS STUFF RULES!" Lloyd hollered with pizza in his mouth, on his face, his clothes, everywhere.
Regal sat down and took a bite, "I just got to try making this sometime."
Raine pushed Lloyd, who was next to Regal and sat down there.
"Hey professor! Why do you wanna' sit there so bad?" Lloyd whined on the floor.
Zelos smirked, "Someone's got a crush on Re-" a piercing slap interrupted Zelos.
"Ouch! Hey!" the pervert cried.
Sheena started to giggle at Zelos and Raine, Colette was oblivious, Genis and Presea were still watching TV, Lloyd was whining, and Kratos was glaring at Regal who was just sitting there being watched by Raine whom slapped Zelos which was rubbing his head. BIG run-on sentence.
As soon as they finished the five left.
"See ya later, Raine." Kratos said, winking at her.
Raine just scooted closer to Regal.
Inuyasha was already on, so Regal headed for bed. Raine trailed after him. He plopped on the bed. She plopped on the bed. He turned towards her and just stared, so did she.
"What are you doing?" Regal asked.
"I don't know, I'm so tired…" Raine began.
"Then go to bed." Regal insisted.
She snuggled next to Regal and grabbed his arm after he just picked up Resident Evil: Code Veronica.
"Oh come on, can't we have some fun?" Raine begged.
Regal looked at her in disbelief, "Sex! In front of the kids too!"
Luckily Presea and Genis were paying all their attention to Inuyasha as he shouted.
Raine grumbled and turned around, "Your not ready yet, huh…"
"No, I've only recently found out you had a crush on me, I don't wanna' rush things." The man replied.
Raine just made whiny sounds, then had a brilliant idea, well, at least she thought. 'I'll pretend to fall in love with Kratos, that'll make him really jealous.' She thought silently.
The NEXT morning…
Regal got up, noticing Raine not there.
"Where's Raine?"
"I think she's in Lloyd's room…" the pink haired girl replied.
"Hmm, do you know why?" the blue haired man asked.
"No, but she had an evil look on her face…" Presea said.
"I hope she's not mad at me…" the man sighed.
"For what? Were you trying to have IT with her last night!" the small boy hollered accusingly.
Regal walked over to Genis and flicked him on the nose.
"OWOWOW!" the boy cried in pain.
"…" Presea and Regal just stared, wondering how a flick could make him cry like that.
Raine suddenly opened the door, IN KRATOS'S ARM!
Regal looked in disbelief, "Raine!"
Genis and Presea put on weird faces as well, "Wha!"
"Ahhh! My sister's a hoe!" the small boy sobbed.
"Kratos, let's just go sit down." Raine said, holding Kratos's hand.
Kratos smirked evilly at Regal, who was still looking at the door where Raine once stood a moment ago, stunned.
Kratos plopped on the couch and allowed Raine to sit next to him. Raine sat down next to him, and jumped on him! She started making out with Kratos, right there, on the couch.
Regal turned and his eyes almost popped out, his heart fell the same way it did when he had to kill Alicia. He did not want to make it worse in anyway so he left to get advice from his good ol' pal, and the party's love bug, Zelos, xx!
Regal came bursting through the door, "Where's Zelos?"
"Awww, I feel wanted!" Zelos smirked.
" I need to tell you something." Regal said, walking into the hall. Zelos just shrugged and followed.
"What's wrong pops?" the pervert asked.
"I'm only thirty three… and I have a love problem." The man replied frowning.
"Hmm, what is it?" Zelos asked like a know-it-all or smartass.
"Well, first she started snuggling, and kissing me and crap, since a week…a week? I thought we were only staying for three days." Regal started.
"Ohwell, they must've thought three weeks or somethin' too bad for them." The red head replied, still smirking.
"Well, anyways, now she's making out with Kratos." Regal blurted.
"…I GOTTA' SEE THIS!" the idiot screamed running into Raine's room.
"Holy Shit!" the pervert screamed, attracting al the other's attention.
"Whoa! Dad! I thought you were still into Anna…" Lloyd said frowning.
Everyone was bursting into laughter at the site of it, except for Genis and Presea, who had expressed their feelings like Regal.
Raine didn't care that much, but Kratos was completely scarlet! Regal grabbed Zelos by the arm and dragged him out.
"What should I do?" He asked, completely desperate.
The chosen was still trying to stop laughing and after he did he answered, "Have you made her sad or anything lately?" Zelos asked.
"Well, I don't think..." the man replied, sounding light he just lost his sou'…soul.
"What happened last night?" Zelos asked.
"Well, she called me sexy, she wanted to do IT, but I told her it was too early and the kids were there too." Regal said frowning.
"Hmm, I think she's playing the jealousy game! You should just ignore it until she gives up." Zelos replied.
"Okay, thanks…bud, I'll have to thank you for this if it works." Regal said, smiling slightly.
"No prob' pops, I'm a natural love bug." The idiot chosen said, giggling. Then they walked back to their rooms.
Regal totally ignored Raine and Kratos and sat down next to Genis and Presea, exactly how long is this couch?
"Kratos you're so sexy." Raine said, showing a little bitsy witsy…bit of disgust, and looking at Regal. She was horrible at it.
Regal watched the screen, "Whatcha' watching?"
"Inuyasha." Genis replied blankly.
"Hmm, well, I'm gonna' take a walk, okay you two?" Regal informed.
"Mind if we come with you?" Genis asked.
"I thought you loved…" Regal stopped when he noticed Genis pointing at Raine and Kratos.
"Ah, I see." The martial artist, kicker dude said smirking.
The three walked out the door, left the building, so on.
"Argh, this air seems polluted." Regal whined, whiffing the air.
"Yeah, your right, our air is a lot cleaner than this…" Genis agreed.
"Let's just walk long enough to take till Raine's bedtime or something." Presea suggested.
"That's a g-great idea P-presea." Genis said, not stuttering as much as usual.
They started to walk around the block; they didn't trust the big black path. Big black path, big black path, big black path…STREET!…
"I wonder what's going on with Raine…" Genis said, very concerned.
"Zelos told me it's probably the jealousy act." Regal said.
"Yeah! That seems right! What did you do to her?" Genis asked.
"Well, she wanted to have…it, with me last night, but I turned her down because one, it's two early for that…and two, you two were right in front of us." Regal explained.
"Wow, I never knew my sister was so…so dirty." Genis said sounding disappointed.
They talked and talked until they made it back to the hotel.
Raine was in her bed, but without Kratos. Regal hated the thought he had to sleep with her, but he had to ignore her. So Regal walked over to his bed and plopped where he usually slept. Raine opened her eyes and looked at him, ' It's not working?'.
"You two should get some sleep." Regal reminded.
"Okay…" they both said, sighing.
Regal layed back and took out his favorite book, Code Veronica and began reading.
"Two chapters left…"Regal muttered to himself.
The next MORNING….
Regal woke up and looked at his alarm clock.
"It's… five am. Sheena and me go to work…at twelve pm. So who's leaving soon?…Genis has to go in an hour, Colette and…her have to go at the library at eight, Zelos is leaving at the same time as me and Sheena, and Lloyd and…him are leaving at nine." Regal said.
Regal walked over to Genis and shook him back and forth until he woke up.
"What is it?" he grumbled.
"Our jobs start today." Regal reminded.
"Oh crap! I have to go in an hour!" Genis said scurrying to get ready.
"Well, I have to go find a more decent shirt, the pants are fine :D….but wake Presea up before you leave and…give her this list." Regal told the boy, giving him a list out of nowhere listing when they all have to leave to work.
"Okay." Genis accepted.
Regal then scurried off to…erm…Target I guess…to get a new shirt, he got there so quick that I didn't even start a new sentence and started looking immediately.
And he was back… with a black t shirt that was still tight, but covered his sexeh…erm, anyways, I only cut out these parts because I don't think I could make them funny and I think the chapter is long enough for a humor fic!
When he came back it was...nine.
"Well, now those two are gone, and I leave in three hours." Regal said to himself.
Regal came through the room, Zelos and Sheena were there too.
Regal sat down next to Sheena and Presea. You could only guess where Zelos was sitting.
Regal looked at his Code Veronica book and wondered where he could find more merchandise of it, he really loved the book, he only wished the characters were real, he's be up to Alexia first for an auto graph. He daydreamed for two hours and wadda' ya' know, it was already time to leave to work.
"Oh, I forgot to tell you guys, we have uniforms…" Regal reminded everyone, but Presea and Genis, who recently just got back.
"What do I have to where?" Zelos asked with a frown, he never liked uniforms.
"Just white pants and a red shirt…" Regal replied.
"Hmm, I'll by some while I'm there I guess…" Zelos said.
Regal then handed Sheena her uniform, she didn't really care what it looked like though.
Then they all skipped and pranced, no, they walked, to work and did nothing interesting.
Library Progress…
Colette had trouble stocking shelves, because she tripped and fell into walls and stuff. Raine was doing fine, after all, she belonged there.
Game stop progress…
Um, they had a lot of costumers tell them they looked like someone out of a videogame. Obviously Tales of Symphonia hasn't come out yet.
Paperboy progress…
Genis had hit a few things with the wads of newspapers, like cats, people, windows…lots of windows. But he's done already.
Home keeper's progress…
Presea did a bit of tidying up and stuff, nothing big, so she spent much of her time watching TV.
Target's progress…
Zelos got his uniform before he was ready for work, and he hated the uniform because it didn't look sexy on him.
Olive Garden's progress…
Well, Sheena got a few slaps on the butt, but she always got revenge, mwahaha, hardcore revenge…revenge…is good…and Regal has already been hired to head chef! oO
I'm gonna' stop here because eleven pages on WordPad is enough for one chapter of a humor fic. xX
Man, this humor is turning into a parody. xX
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