Hey everyone, thanks so much for all the reviews! Time to answer reviewers and stuff…
Fenrir Hellfyre: Teehee, the pizza addiction was fun, he might have it for the rest of his life…or find out something better…what could that be? Oh, now I've got an idea, thankies!
Luray123: Thanky-thanks! Me be keepin' it up.
RavenGhost: Thanks…and yeah, your right. Makes me feel better now, thanks. And…-Resists the urge to blurt out spoily respond- Ughahahaha… ..
Chaos0619: Thankies! Er, but I never laugh out loud…I giggle inside. ..'
Memumbo: Er, don't worry he'll find someone!
Lightning-Dono: xD Good quote! And gay people scare me too…or histarical… And since some people want Kratos to be pursude by girls, SO BE IT! oo Ah, the power of…fans.
Thanks for the fave! And I agree, Raine even scares me…even if I am the author. Oo And I will continue and make a few chapters and…no more spoiling, er!
Reminder: I'm trying my best to write in the heat in the hottest room in the house and stuff. So be patient…thanks…and sorry.
Chapter Six : Getting Noticed"What a day…" Raine sighed, plopping on the couch. Regal had not come back yet, even though everyone else had.
"Where's Regal? IS HE FING CHEATING ON ME!" Raine screamed, paranoid freak!
"I highly doubt it, maybe he's…" Genis started.
"Getting pizza!" Lloyd finished.
"…What are you doing here?" Genis asked.
"Just hanging out with my best friend, his girlfriend, and his paranoid sis 'til the pizza comes." Lloyd replied happily.
"SHHHHH!" Genis shushed.
Meanwhile…with Regal, who is not a cheater!…
He stepped infront of a building called 'Acme". It had flowers on sale for ten bucks each…what a sale, and something called a 'Starbucks' in it. He then walked in out of curiosty. It had been what he was looking for! A grocery store! He walked by the starbucks, and found out it was a coffee shop. He was tempted to try it out and get some or something, but remembered how hyper Raine could get and what happened when she got hyper…NOOOO! Anyways, I bet your waiting for dialouge or something. Well, ya' know Regal doesn't talk much, so shush!
"Hmm…wow! The meat is prepared…amazingly…clean? Oh well, better take some." Regal thought to himself and aloud, but not shouting, and blahdyblahblah. Regal took some chicken, steak, and crap with different sauces to go with them, and head towards an aisle called 'Snacks'. He picked up some random things, which were Slimjims™, Gushers™, Combos™, Oreos™, Ritz™, Nerds™, Skittles™, M&Ms™, Pringles™, Starbursts™, and crap. Then he continued his silent shopping, when suddenly, he bumped into someone.
"Uh, how rude!" the man cried, as he turned around and squeaked before Regal could react.
"Oh, my, god! It'sth you sthcrumptiosth!" he squealed.
"FUCK!" Regal swore, getting a few's attention.
Three girls came walking by and saw him, "Oh my god, betty, look at his butt!" one yelled.
"Gah! Stay away from my butt!" Regal yelled, dashing down the aisle at like, 70, seventy, or s3v3nty miles per hour.
"Oh my god! Betty, his butt's, hot!" she yelled once more.
Regal put on a sad expression… …no, ...yeah, and sighed.
A few young women looked at him, videogame characters are just hot like that…, " He's so dreamy…" one said, her face completely scarlet, noticing Regal look, she didn't care, but did want him to hit on her or something. I'm a mind reader. Regal just stared at her with nor the or face, but a kind of expression.
Anyways, the girl looked at him with a smile. He changed his to a smile, but not looking like , more sexier, not in a way that he ment it, he's just…ahem. She fell back fainting, one of her friends caught her and helped her back up. She was conscious again, boo! Regal then did a sexy questioning face which I cannot explain details of. She got pushed by one of her friends, which told her to go get him. As soon as Regal heard, he backed away.
"Um, hello, I think it's sexy when a man shops, teehee." The girl said.
"Uh, right…" he said, not wanting to hurt her feelings.
"W-what's y-your na-ame?" she studdered.
Regal put on an 'I'm not in love with you, I have a fiancee and I don't want to hurt your feelings' expression who hell knows what it looks like, sorry that I'm so specific, you'll get on with it, AND SAID "It's Regal…Bryan." He stated.
"Great name, mine's Jennifer." She replied.
"Um, nice meeting you Jennifer." Regal said walking off. Jennifer could've sworn he was flirting, but he wasn't…boohoo, I'm so sentimental…PSHHHT…oo.
A friend came up to her and comfort her, "It's okay, maybe he wasn't flirting, maybe his smiles are just sexy and he's kind…" she said, trying to make her feel better.
"Sniff…but-but-but I liked him." She sobbed.
Back to Regal…
He would've been happy but the queer, Becky and her friends, and Jennifer made him in one of those speciffic 'I hate being sexy' moods. So he just gathered some more stuff, like pizza begals, Hot Pockets™, deep dish pizza, Tortilla Pizza Rolls™, Icecream, and other crap. Regal turned and saw a familiar blonde haired woman, from a game he once played and I had not mentioned, and walked over to her.
"Hello ma'am, are you Alexia Ashford?" Regal asked, how stupid of him! She's a made up character.
'Damn fan boys' She thought, "Yes, I am."…whoa.
"Crap! Why are you at Acme?" he asked.
"I'm getting some hot pockets for Alfred…"She answered.
"Didn't he die?" Regal asked.
"No, I cured him in time." She answered boredly.
"…Can I have your autograph?" Regal asked
"What?" she asked.
"AUTOGRAPH!" he yelled, a smile on his face.
"I don't give out auto…"
Lloyd popped out of nowhere. "Insurance!"
Alexia twitched.
"GO AWAY!"
Suddenly, from the shadows, Albert Wesker jumped out, pointing a quivering finger at Alexia.
"Bitch, you still owe me a fucking virus!"
"Oh dammit… well, it was nice meeting you, Regal, now I have to—GO AWAY, WESKER!"
Wesker begun to chase after Alexia, wildly shooting his gun—in exchange, she toasted him with a few fireballs from her… fingers…
"YOU'LL PAY, ASHFORD! FOR SCREWING UP MY MISSION!"
Backs to Raine…
"GRRR! WHERE'S THAT LITTLE…BIG CHEATER!" she hollered.
"Shut up Raine." Lloyd said, shushing her and trying to hear the news.
The headline was 'Hot Dude Distracts Female Race', "Today we've been informed that all women, all one thousand five hundred fifty seven, who saw this man fainted out of…pleasure?" the male reporter said.
"Huh?" Raine said, looking over to the screen.
"Now, we're gonna get Jokumakufu to review this guy." The reporter added.
"Hello John, and my name is Kenny, anyways, here we have the hotty and a swarm of girls with trails of fainted ones behind him." Kenny said a bit aggitated.
"DAMN REGAL!" Raine shouted.
Regal ran out some girls and threw himself in a bush, as they all ran by.
Kenny walked over to the bush and stuffed the microphone in Regal's face, "Hello sir, what is your name."
"Why!" Regal whispered, a bit frightened also.
"Well, your on the news!" Kenny yelled.
"Shut up and I'll tell you."
"Okay!" Kenny replied in his same tone. Regal gave him an evil look and started to walk away.
"Okay, okay, I'm sorry, but could you tell us?" Kenny pleaded in a low voice.
"It's Regal…" he said.
"Regal what?" Kenny asked, withbig nerdy eyes.
"Bryant…" he added.
"So, why's your hair blue?" Kenny asked.
"…'Cause it is…" Regal simply replied.
"Why do you look so good and love women's attention?" Kenny asked.
Regal began to get pissed, "I did not want their attention! I am only with one woman whom I love and treasure."
Raine's eyes began to water and she fell to her knees, "I can't believe I...I…"
"…Wrongly accused him of being a cheater." Genis finished.
"Yes…I love you too Regal!" Raine shouted, running out the door.
Back to Regal…
Regal stood there, crossed arms, and his foot tapping.
"So, what's her name?" Kenny asked.
"When will he shut up?" Regal asked himself.
Suddenly Raine was in the backround, running behind Regal ready to glomp him.
"Har, har, lucky lucky." Kenny said, looking at Raine.
Raine jumped on Regal's back and kissed him on the cheek, crying "I love you too Regal!"
Regal looked to her, then the camera, and sat there, not knowing what to do. Kenny wouldn't leave him alone no matter where he went, and Raine was kissing him, everyone watching.
"Kenny, will you leave us?" Regal asked.
"Heehee, you want some time alone with her huh? Your woman's gonna be mad!" Kenny replied.
"This is my wife, whom I love and treasure." Regal said, sighing at Kenny.
Raine was so happy that she tackled him…and since the network is for all ages, they turned it away and went back to John.
"I...have…to…go...shop…"Regal muttered, but Raine got the best of him, oo.
Er, over to Lloyd and Colette…who were walking around…boredly…
"Lloyd! Look at that huge building!" Colette yelled, pointing at a huge building.
"Isa mall:D" Lloyd stated, reading some sign, he can read? They both walked in, holding hands and looked around in amazement.
"Look at that beautiful fountain Lloyd!" Colette yelled, pointing at abeautiful fountian.
"Yeah it's…" Lloyd stopped when he noticed a sign saying 'Scotto's Pizza™', and grabbed Colette's hand and ran to it.
"I'd like to order two…21 plates of pepporoni. :D" Lloyd requested.
"Wha?" the girl asked.
"Er, I ment… tw3nty 0n3…um, I mean twenty one:( " Lloyd studdered. Colette got one and Lloyd got twenty, and had eaten it in twenty minutes, I like the number twenty…oO
They walked into a 'Toys R Us'.
"Lloyd! It's like a toy palace!" Colette screamed.
A litte five year old looked up at her, "You mus re-y yike toys."
"They're fun:D" Lloyd replied. The two walked over to the balls and started bouncing them around.
"Lloyd, I bet I could beat you in a race through the mall, using these balls to bounce on!" Colette dared.
"Yeah, well, I'll show you!" Lloyd said jumping on a rainbow ball and waiting for her to get on.
She sat on a black and red ball, "Ready…. Set…go!"
They started to bounce through the doorway when the one behind the counter said, "Hey! You have to pay for those!"
They didn't hear through their giggling as they bounced off, dodging everyone and everything. Around the cops, over the fountians, up the steps, it was getting dangerous. Meanwhile Zelos and Sheena sat at a bench in the mall.
"Sheena…I have feelings for you…ones different from the ones of my 'hunnies'." He began.
"Are you telling the truth?" Sheena asked, giving him an evil glare, which made him give the truth.
"Yes." He replied, hypnotized by her eyes. She bent over to kiss him, when suddenly, Lloyd and Colette were bouncing by on giant balls.
"Lloyd and Colette!" Sheena questioned, very bewildered.
"No, it wasn't." Zelos said, trying to kiss her.
"Yes it was! Come on loverboy!" she yelled, kissing him on the cheek.
He got his heart eyes and followed her. Colette and Lloyd were almost at the end mark, Wet Seal™, which had a bunny outside of it holding a sign saying 'Wet Seal Butchers Bunnies'. Poor, poor rabbits, ;;. Colette suddenly got an evil idea, she bopped hard into Lloyd's ball and sent him flying, and put on an evil grin. When suddenly Lloyd ran over to the end mark with his ball, and sat on it before she got there. He surprised her and made her fall off, stumbling infront of her.
"Haha! Ebil neber pays:D" Lloyd stated.
"You two have some explaining to do!" Sheena yelled, rolling up her sleeves with Zelos close behind, infront of a crowd of people and cops.
Over to Genis and Presea…
"Presea, what do you want to do?" he asked, without a studder. GASP!
"Hmm, I dunno, how about… a party?" she suggested.
"That would be g-great! But w-who would come?" I never said the un studdering would last.
"Everyone in the hotel." Presea said, grinning.
"O-okay!"
Presea walked out the door and screamed 'PARTY AT ROOM 114! I MEAN, cough PARTY AT ROOM ONE FOURTEEN!"
Suddenly people came bursting out of their room and into Presea's. Even the manager and staff came. They all started talking in the crowded room when Genis put on The Macarana and everyone immediantly started dancing. I wish parties were that easy to entertain.
"Great idea!" Genis screamed to Presea.
"Thanks." She replied.
T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-to K-k-k-k-k-kratos! Sorry Genis…
Kratos walked through the streets, wondering where to live. He had been living in alleyways with hobos, and decided he needed something better, to show Raine.
"Hmph, damn Regal…" he grumbled.
Suddenly a girl walked up to him, "Hi! Are you homeless?"
"Yeah…" he replied…how'd she know?
"You can stay with me! .." She offered.
"Um, sure." He agreed, unafraid.
I will talk about more of the Kratos another time…room tempature..rising about one hundred! EEE!…oo
It was about eight and the part was as wild as ever, but gasp, nothing broken!
Suddenly Raine and Regal walked in, both with mest up hair and stuff…but Raine's jaw dropped when she looked at the crowd.
Genis stopped the music with his jaw dropped, their jaw dropping communication brought them infront of eachother…oO.
"Sis…I…uh…" he began.
"No, I did, I started this party." Presea said shamfully, walking up to Raine, when suddenly the Sheena and Zelos came in holding hands, Colette and Lloyd, with cops behind them.
"Don't do it again…" One said…and ran away, uncuffing the two. It made Raine's jaw drop too, seeing the two holding hands and Colette and Lloyd almost arrested. Regal got worried, he was pretty sure on how surprised she was…so he tapped her.
"Er, Raine, are you okay?" he asked. She sat there, same face. Regal waved a hand in her face, nothing. He kissed her, nothing!
"…ERRR! I'M GONNA…lay down…" she said, lugging herself over to her bed. The party went back to dancing.
"LEAVE OR I'LL KILL YOU ALL!" Regal barked at the strangers, making them run away in fear. But the other six were still there.
Regal sat down next to Raine, "Are you okay?" he asked.
She opened her eyes and smiled at him, "Only with you baby!" and she dragged him down, scaring the six away.
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The randomest chaper yet? Well, hoped you enjoyed. I'm thinking of turning it into a parody/romance. And I know it's starting to get sexual and stuff, but not enough to be rated M, M is for porn and crap…this is just crazy! Well, please review…and for the ones who did, thankies! I will have to remember this when I get a scanner.
Oh, and the idea for Alexia in the super market was Aphotic aria's idea…crazy obsessive RE freak! And my sister…so check her stories out if you like RE, you'll love 'em. O