Sorry this took a bit longer than usual. And you peoples still remember, I'm begging for reviews. .. I have over five hundred hits but about twenty reviews. C'mon! Anyways, replying time-ish-ness…
Luray123: Yep, yep…yep. And that part…xD I wrote it when I was getting tired, when I get tired I get crazy ideas. Yay! I'm tired…
Fenrir Hellfyre: Yoooooooooop. Yesh, they made out on TV, xP. Yeah! oo
Luigi III: Yes it is, everyone agrees too. Yay for Gir! Gir's so awesome…rules over all…phweee!
Lighting-Dono: Yes! 3-D equals sexiness! oo Er, sometimes…-She started thinking, 'Is Jimmy Neutron sexy'?- AHHHHHHHH! Yes, ONLY SOMETIMES.
Ooshoboops! Let's get on with it while I'm still tired!
Chapter 7: Home sweet home
Dur de dur, dur de dur, dur dur durdy durdy dur! Daytime…
Raine sat up, stretching and looked to her left, Regal was actually there for once. Usually, like in every other chapter/night, whatever, he woke up before her. I guess he's tired from last night…oo, I'm sure you don't want details.
Raine started to shake Regal, as if there were something really important to tell him about, "Regal…Regal…Regal."
Nothing. She started to poke him until he got up.
"Er…what?" the blue haired man asked, rubbing his hair and looking over at her.
"We're all off today." Raine told him.
"…Oh." He said, slipping back under the covers.
Raine sighed, "I also have to discuss something with you." Regal stared at her, waiting for her to continue, but she was adored by his handsome expression…perhaps even sexy? Ah…well, until Regal asked her what again.
She snapped out of her trance, "Uh, it's about our new house."
"Hmm, oh, well, uh…er…eh…um, boop, beep…whoop…I'm just gonna' make weird sounds until you continue…" Regal said, sitting up and smiling.
"Um, we have to go look for one, and get insurance for it and stuff." She said, staring into his deep indigo eyes, oh how cute he was…or sexy.
"…Okay, let us inform the others." He said, getting out of his comfy, cozy, warm bed. Bah, poor him.
Lloyd suddenly came rushing through the door, "PIZZA!" and ran out.
"…I'll get Sheena to buy him some." Regal sighed.
"While we work on getting a house." Raine said, grabbing his arm. As they walked by the room he asked Sheena and they left.
"Hmm, let's go to the library." Raine suggested.
"Okay." Regal agreed. They got to the bus stop and sat on the bench. A group of preppy teenage girls came by and stopped there. Whoa! Hold it! What's a group of preppy teen girls doing at a bus stop leading to the library! Well, they crowded around the bench, chewing gum, gossiping, crappy prep stuff! oo Er, well, Regal was getting annoyed, with a girl blowing bubbles and staring at him at his right, and at his left a girl babbling on about crap to no one.
"Oh… my… god! It's the hotty from the news:O" the bubble chewing prep just realized.
"…No I'm not." Regal protested.
"Oh." The bubble gum one said, she's so dumb. A few moments later, a bus appeared, full of smarty-pants people.
As Regal and Raine walked in, a smarty-pants pointed at Regal, "It's the hot guy from the news! No doubt!"
Regal looked right to left, like this, . , . , "Uh..." he then pushed the person who noticed who he was out the bus and ran to his seat next to Raine. Soon they were there, don't worry, nothing exciting happened on the bus.
They walked in and over to the adult's section again. Raine searched busily while Regal did something Lloyd would, wonder around. Walking down an aisle, he could see a familiar blonde.
Regal gasped, "Alexia?"
Alexia shifted her head towards him, "Oh crap, what is it?"
Regal took a notepad and pencil from nowhere and shoved it in her face with big puppy eyes. He's been hanging around Lloyd and Colette too much. She sighed and signed it.
"ALEXIA!"
She turned around—it was Wesker.
"BITCH, C'MERE!"
"Uh, nice seeing you again Mr. Bryant." (She's magic, so she knew.)
"How do you know my..." Regal trailed off.
Alexia ran across the lawn, exchanging more fireballs, with Wesker's hail of bullets. Then both tackled each other, and fought like children on the ground—punching, and shit… then Lloyd suddenly appeared and jumped in for the heck ( . ; I got to watch my mouth more…so…) of it.
Er, anyways, back to Regal and Raine, who were already at the hotel…oh, and let me warn you I don't know much about buying houses and stuff because I'm just a kid, and life is a nightmare!…Simple Plan sucks.
Raine sat down on the bed and opened the magazine she rented…hey! My library doesn't allow the magazines to be taken out!
While they discuss crap…whadda' da' oters doin'…oo
Zelos was showing his hair off in the lobby, "My hair is so pretty! Heehee!" and he started to brush it.
A girl passed Zelos and slapped his butt.
Zelos looked to see who did it, some random girl, and smiled, "I'm the pervert!"
He chased after her and slapped her butt. Suddenly they started slapping each other's butts continuously, while the other peoples in the lobby stared. They were having a butt-slap-athon!
Well, in room one fourteen, Lloyd and Colette were giggling and eating pizza. Sheena had to buy them more, Colette was getting pizza addicted like Lloyd, and so she couldn't wait 'til Raine and Regal got back.
"Heehee! Pizza!" Colette cheered, shoving two whole slices in her mouth at once.
"PIZZA!" Lloyd cheered along with her, shoving more and more in.
"It's gone…more!" Lloyd demanded. Sheena looked right to left like so, . , . , and ran to r00m f0urt33n.
She came in to see, what? Not something crazy and utterly disturbing between the two, but something boring, "Uh, Lloyd wants more pizza…" Sheena informed.
"Tell him there's more to life then pizza…give him some ice-cream." Regal replied, throwing a carton of ice cream to her, which he had from his last time's shopping.
"Uh, okay." Sheena said, walking out the door.
As soon as she walked in, she was tackled by Lloyd and Colette close behind him, "PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA!" he screamed. She through the ice-cream at him, he sniffed it, and ran to the couch with
Colette.
To Kratos…
Kratos had found out that the young woman who took him in was very wealthy. Today, he was just lazing around like a stupid noble would, getting fed by his servants, he couldn't wait to shove it into Raine's face. The girl started to stare at him, with big eyes.
"What?" Kratos asked, munching on an apple, piggeh…
"Nothin', your cute though. :3" She said.
"Whoa ho ho!" he said, walking over to her.
She looked up at him, "Want to fuck?"
"Ha ha ha! Are you crazy? I'm 4,000, er, four thousand years older thank you!" he explained.
"You're funny, now c'mon!" the girl cheered. Kratos walked out the door, with the girl close behind.
"Why not?" she cried.
"I told you, I'm four thousand years older than you!" Kratos yelled.
A cop walked up to him, "Heya' bro', did ya'll say yous were f0urth054nd (0nly 5tupid p30p13 t41k in numb3r c0d3s!) years old?"
"Yes." Kratos explained.
"How do you not die?" he asked.
"Well, see, I'm an angel, and I wear this special jewel called a cruxis crystal to keep me alive forever and…" he was cut off.
The cop pulled out a gun, "Don't move, or ya'll be killed, see, ya'll crazy, so yous going to a psycho home."
Kratos held his hands up, "I am not crazy!"
Back…to…Lloyd…
Him and Colette were at the ghetto, for some ODD reason.
"Wow, this place sucks!" Lloyd cried. Suddenly, twenty (favorite number?) guns were pointed at him.
"What're those?" Colette asked, a little interested.
"Wanna' see foo'?" one asked.
"Okay!" Colette said, snatching it out of his hand. Guns fired rapidly as she dodged every bullet.
"W00t w00t! G0 C'13tt3:DD" Lloyd cheered. Colette was to afraid to kill them, she didn't know the consequences.
"Girl, ya'll can kill in da' ghetto, ya'll can get away with anything here!" a random female shouted, and was right.
Colette smiled and blasted the .44 Magnum at them, hitting them and killing them all in one hit. She blew the end (not butt), which had smoke coming from it. Suddenly, more gunners started to shoot from everywhere. She was very graceful as she dodged each one magically, and shot the whole male population in the ghetto' down, since they're the aggressive idiots with guns. Colette twirled the gun in the air and stuffed it in her pocket when she caught it.
"Wowzerz Colette! That was coo':D!" Lloyd yelled in awe.
"Thanks…" Colette thanked, slightly blushing. Colette scooted near him and he still sat there with that ' :D ' expression so she scooted closer and kissed him on the cheek. He suddenly flushed and grabbed her hand as they walked through the ghetto, ready to go home.
To…G-g-g-genis and Presea…beep, boop, bop, whoop, whop, fwap, shboopboop, oof, ah, uh, er, eh, um, ee, oh, hmm, mmm……oO
They were at the pool, swimming, yeah.
"P-p-p-p-p-presea?" he asked, overly studdering.
"Yes Genis?" she replied.
"Let's D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!" he asked.
"I guess…" Presea said a bit confused.
"N-n-no, e-e-even b-better, c-c-c-c-c-c-can y-y-y-y-o-ou g-go o-o-on…"he went on as she waited for him to finish, getting impatient, "…a-a dat-te w-with…m-me?"
"To where?" she askled...askled, yep, askled…
"U-um…I-ill show y-you, meet me at t-the car…" he answered, running off. Presea shrugged, got dressed, and head for the car.
She hopped in, he was on the steering wheel, "So where to?"
"U-um, I'll take you to a fancy restaurant." He said trying not to stutter and puffed his chest up all manly…manly? Since when's it manly? It's stupid… xx
To Raine and Regal…
As Raine was looking for homes in her magazine, the only thing they had left to do, Regal looked out the window. He looked out to his car in the parking lot…starting up.
"What the fuck!" Regal yelled, rushing down the stairs.
"Wha? Regal?" Raine asked, chasing after him.
Regal saw the car, slowly moving out, but was ready to crash, he knew it. He stood in front of the car trying to stop it by shouting at Genis. Genis didn't know how to stop it, or hear him, so he shrugged. Regal stood there, ready to stop it with his hands. Raine suddenly ran out and saw.
"Wha!" she screamed once more. Genis saw here and screamed while he held his head. Presea started to press buttons and stuff to attempt to stop it, instead she made it accelerate to one hundred mph and hit Regal with full force. Regal didn't think it weighed that much, so he tried to stop it, but he was blasted back only…five feet...oo , and still on his feet!
Genis jumped out of the car, leaving it to the others, as he ran into his room, with Raine behind him. Regal pushed the car back to it's parking spot while to teenage boys watched.
"Whoa, superman." One said to the other.
"Totally." The other nodded back.
They both walked up to Regal as he set the car into it's spot, "Suuuperman, I like, want your autograph."
Regal turned around, "Superman? Who is this superman that which you speak of?"
"Whoa, no, it's like, the hot dude that's a total chick magnet from the news!" the other said.
"Give us some tips dude" one said as the other nodded. Regal slowly stepped back, looked side to side, . , . , and ran upstairs.
"Whoa, he's like, half cheetah too." The first one said as the other nodded.
To Sheena and Zelos…
They were at the park, making out on a jungle-jim…
A small five year old walked by, "Eww…go get a woom."
"Shut up, brat. You'll never find love." Sheena said. The five year old just stared.
"In translation… Shu' uh, bwa. Yow neber fi' yove." Zelos translated.
"Uh!" he said, walking away. The two smirked at the kid and went back to kissing.
To the others…'cept Kratos.
"Professor! I took down one hundred monsters!" Colette cheered, showing her a gun.
"…Monsters? There's no…" Raine was stopped by a hand placed on her shoulder.
"Don't. She'll never forgive herself if you tell her." Regal whispered to her.
"Yeah, you're right." She agreed.
" Now for Genis, can anyone think of a far punishment for what he had done?" Raine asked.
"Uh, no pizza:O" Lloyd suggested.
"And…" Raine trailed off.
"And, and, um…no Inuyasha?" Colette suggested.
"Good Colette. I guess that's…" she got cut off.
"And, no more dates with Presea unless supervised." Regal suggested.
"Right, hear that Genis? No Pizza, Inuyasha, or Presea for…" cut off. Oo
"A month!" Regal added.
"Hmm, I guess so." Raine said.
"Nah, just three weeks. " Lloyd said.
"Sure." Raine agreed.
"Awww…dumb Regal…" Genis muttered, receiving a smack on his head.
"Regal aint' dumb, he's smart n' sexy!" Raine hollered. Regal sighed and stared at her with a specific 'stop with the sexy crap' expression. I have so many different expressions. Well, anyways, they all left the room, assuming Raine wanted some time with him… n.n ………… : …oo…x-x…
The next morning…
It was four am and Regal had just woken up. He looked over to the clock, then got up. Before he could leave the bed, he felt something hit his butt…but what?
Regal looked over to find Raine grinning with her hands behind her head, "What?" she asked. Regal gave her an evil glare, a.k.a. the 'You'll confess' glare.
"Okay, I did it." she confoossed. Regal smiled at her, ooo, sexy smile! It turned her on, so she slapped his butt again. Regal jumped out of bed as soon as it hit him.
"Pervert.." he muttered as he went to go…eat…um, some deep dish pizza! As soon as he got finished, it was five, he decided to be slow. He went to go get a book, but he remembered that he finished them all a while ago. So he sighed and watched TV. Raine noticed it was perfect time to be alone with him, so she snuck out of bed and plopped on the couch, and snuggled with him. Suddenly, Genis woke up, so she almost cried, she didn't get to have much time with him anymore.
"I'm gonna' take a shower…" the boy muttered, half asleep. Raine sighed and snuggeled closer into Regal's arms. He was expecting her to do something perverted, so he be aware! O.o
Warning, this paragraph is nasty…oo
Raine tried to slip her hand under his butt, she looked at his face, he was looking directly into the TV. See, it does hypnotize your brain! She quickly slipped it under him and grabbed it. He grunted and looked at her with a wtf expression. She grinned and gripped it harder, which made him jump right out of his seat.
"Usually the males are the perverts…"he stated, "you could be worse than Zelos."
"Nah, not Zelos bad." Raine said, smiling out of…pleasure.
"You're still bad. " Regal said, slipping out the door. She heard Lloyd's door open and close.
"I gotta' go." Genis said, looking at the clock with read 5:45
"Be careful Genis." Raine told him, as he just nodded.
I f e e l l I k e s k I p p I n g t h r o u g h t h e d a y. . .so, next day, they're off.
Raine and Regal were purchasing their house and crap, while the others did stuff.
Genis, Presea…Gesea…
Genis sighed, "This sucks, I blew our date…" Genis started.
"Well, while Regal and Raine are gone, let's go on a date somewhere else." Presea suggested.
"G-great idea, b-but make sure the others d-don't find out." Genis said, trying his best not to stutter.
"Okay, how about the café?" Presea suggested.
"Uh, uh, sure!" Genis stuttered.
Sheena, Zelos…Sheelos…oO
They were at some small amusement park.
" Look Zelos! The Tunnel of Love!" Sheena yelled, tugging onto his shirt, and pointing to it.
"Ewwww!" Zelos cried.
"Come on!" she said, dragging him to it.
Colloyd. Oo
The two sat on a bench in a park. Colette was hugging Lloyd's arm. Lloyd was staring at birds, who had mysteriously taken the shape of a pizza in his mind, so he started to drool and twitch.
"Pizza."
"Hmm?"
"PIZZA!"
"Lloyd, there's more to life than pizza."
"COME HERE MYSTERIOUS FLYING PIZZA OF DOOM!"
"No Lloyd! Don't eat the birdies!"
Let's go to Regal and Raine before birdies get killed…
The two walked behind a man, showing them houses.
"And this one was made two hundred years ago. It's very old, but it still can be put to use and it's big." the man explained.
"I think this one would be fi-" Regal was cutoff.
"Let's move on." He said.
"Are we ever gonna' get a house if he doesn't listen to us?" he asked Raine.
"Hey, when do we get to talk?" Raine asked.
"Oh, my fair sexy lady, only for you." The man said. Regal was getting an Inuyasha expression…like when he hates something Shippou says and goes to get him. Raine sighed.
"So you only talk to women? Hmm?" Regal questioned in suspicion.
"…" the man…it's now officially a reply.
"Oh big boy, won't you get us a weawy weawy goo' house?" Raine asked in a teasing voice.
"Of course hunny." The man said. Regal was ready to wrap his hands around the man's neck when Raine caught him.
"You swore never to use your hands as tools of death!" Raine reminded, her shouting bringing attention to the man who turned and looked at Regal. Regal slowly tilted his hands up and did a little dance like this:
t(oot) , (t--t), etc.
"What? I was dancing, not choking, dancing." Regal assured. Raine giggled at them, it's not ever happened to her when two men fought over her like babies.
"Well my darling, here is the best we have." The man said, showing her a mansion. As soon as he said 'my darling' Regal scooted over to her and grabbed her waste…ew! I meant waist.
" How much?" Raine asked.
"It is 500,000 my hunny, but for you, 300,000." The man offered. As soon as Regal heard 'my hunny' he was beginning to squeeze Raine. Raine looked over to him to see what he was doing, but he looked back with eyes actually appearing to be adorable. OO Regal, cute? xD He's meant to be sexy…o.o Er, anyways, he made Raine melt.
"Thanks…" she thanked the man, in a trance.
Hours later.
Regal and Raine came through their hotel door when suddenly all of their friends jumped out from hiding.
"SURPRISE!" they cheered in unison.
"What?" Raine questioned, fairly confused.
"Happy birthday Regal and Raine!" they screamed. Regal and Raine looked at each other with 'wtf' expressions and back to them.
"Yeah, um, we know you two were born on the same day! " Lloyd said, smiling like an idiot.
"My birthdays not for another three months…"Regal said.
"And mine's in five." Raine said looking to Regal.
"Oh well, we're still having cake. Oh and, what is this month?" Sheena said.
"It's…May." Zelos said.
"Ha, the professor is born in Halloween…and Regal is…" Lloyd said after a long time of thinking.
"October, not necessarily Halloween you idiot." Genis shouted at Lloyd.
"…Auguwest. :D" Lloyd finished.
"Whatever, anyways, before I forget, we have a house!" Raine announced as they all cheered like it was the biggest thing since their first time to pizza hut.
-Weird noise thingy from Law and Order- May 22nd, 2003(it's 2003 because TOS hasn't come out yet.)
They had ANOTHER day off and Regal had just woken up. As he got up, this time, something slapped his butt.
"Damn it Raine! Do you always have to do that when I wake up?" Regal complained, he turned around to see…Presea!
She smiled and walked back to her bed while Regal stared into space with the 'wtf' expression. While he sat there, he received a harder slap on the ass.
"Raaaaaine!" he whined as she snickered. She got out of bed snickering a bit. As she walked by Regal she felt a hand hit her's.
"Ha! Hahaha! You got…" Regal was cut off as he pointed at her.
"Served." Genis ended, hands behind his head, lying on his pillow. They just stared at him with a semi 'wtf' expression(my favorite expression).
"Well, anyways, we're moving today." Regal announced to all of them, who for some reason were all in the room by then.
"Gigity, gigity, gigity…All riiight." Zelos said in a Quagmire voice while they all stared with my favorite expression.
"Let's go." Raine said as the walked right out the door, with a feelin' so pure, they gotcha' screamin' back for more! Oo
At the house…nothing special…just the house…
"WOW! IT'S HUGE:O " Lloyd screamed in awe.
"Holy fuck! It's bigger then my mansion!" Zelos cried.
"I'm gonna' be comfortable here for a WHILE." Sheena said. Raine and Regal were looking around while Genis jumped up and down, Colette made the same face as Lloyd, and Presea…was staring at Regal's butt again. Sick…er, not child.
"Let's go claim rooms!" Sheena yelled/suggested, running up to the second floor thing. Zelos ran after her, with Lloyd and Colette coming along. Genis ran up with them, and the other two girls waited with Regal. Regal decided to go with them.
"Well, we are sharing a room, no one else has to." Regal told Raine while Presea listened.
Sheena had picked the attic as a room; it was designed to be a room. Zelos picked one with plenty of sunshine, as so did Colette, the room next. Lloyd was across the hall from Colette. Genis was next to Lloyd's room. Regal and Raine's room were across from Genis's and Presea was next to Raine and Regal's room. Here's an example, because examples are good. But no Sheena, we all now she's in the attic so…
Presea
Regal and Raine Genis
Colette Lloyd
Zelos
"Hmm, well, let's go find furniture, only the ness scary things though." Regal said.
"I want to come to." Presea said. Regal frowned at her; he didn't like her for what happened earlier. But it was not a frown joo' must remember.
"Sure, why not?" Raine said.
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Well, whadda' ya think? Craziest chapter yet? Gah, it's all crazy…expect it to take a while for the next chapter too, I have summer homework that I never finished. GAY TEACHERS! Thanks for the 526 er, five hundred twenty six hits. PLEASE review…