Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to Ms. Rowling. Anything you recognise is probably a coinicidance, but if you have any questions feel free to ask. I use a quote from the movie The Mummy, so I don't own it.

"Not you again-" The old nurse began. Napoleon had been stopping by all week to talk to Nikki. They usually spent lunch together and enjoyed each others company.

"I'm in so much PAIN." Napoleon said dramatically falling to his knees.

"First door on you right, she'll be with you soon." The nurse said in monotone. Napoleon practically skipped to the room and jumped up on the table. A few minute later Nikki entered the room.

"Are you stalking me?" she asked jokingly. Napoleon grinned at her.

"No, I'm cut really badly." he said holding up his finger. Nikki took his hand in hers and looked at his finger.

"It's a paper cut-"

"Ah" he cut her off "a very painful paper cut." Nikki laughed at him.

"Alright, what do you want?"

"How was your date last night?" Nikki looked at him suspiciously.

"It was fine"

"Just fine?"

"It's really non of your business"

"Was he good to you?"

"Yeah, he was-"

"Are you going to see him again?"

"I don't know I-"

"Would you go out with me tonight?"

"Napoleon-"

"Just as friends, I swear" He said pleadingly. "We could get a meal at the bar down the street?"

"Alright"

"Doctor, we need you, it's an emergency" came a voice from the door.

"I suppose I'll see you later . Eight?"

"Sure thing luv"

Nikki exited the room with Napoleon right behind her. "See you later then" he called after her. She turned and gave him a quick smirk before entering a new room. When she was out of site Napoleon started a victory dance and cheered himself on.

"Excuse me sir?" Napoleon kept dancing-

"Sir!" Napoleon stopped and looked at the old nurse behind the desk, she gave him a piercing glare. He chuckled and left the infirmary while muttering a "sorry".

"Hey boss I'm going to head home" Napoleon said

"Sure thing, I was just about to do the same"

"Will you be going to the dinner tomorrow night?"

"Wouldn't miss it for the world, to get to see my mighty boss, all dressed up, his hair-"

"Alright, I'll see you tomorrow"

"See ya boss"

Nikki and Napoleon got a table at the back of the bar were there was less people and less smoke. They spent a good portion of the night talking and goofing off. They drank quiet a bit too.

"So Napoleon, tell me, what exactly do you do in the Agency?" she questioned.

Napoleon, noting that she was drunk answered, "Well, I'm second in command to the Chief of Special Operations, basically were like Aurors, but we have much larger operations and stings and very few people can identify us."

"wow"

"yeah"

"Do you like it, I mean isn't it a bit scary?"

"Well yeah but thats what makes it so interesting, I get a rush everytime we knock in some top of the crime, dark arts ring leaders door. I love what I do, I wouldn't change it for the word.

"Wow" she said over emphasized. Napoleon realized she was a bit over drunk.

"It's getting late, I should walk you home" Napoleon paid the bill and proceeded to walk Nikki home. "So where do you live?"

"That way" she said pointing in a direction. So they walked for a while until they came three roads. "Which way now?"

"Hmph...I forgot" she said. "I had a lot of fun tonight Napoleon" Nikki said while nearly falling over.

"Yeah me too" Napoleon said while putting a supportive arm around her.

"I know what your thinking" she said while in Napoleons arms. "what is a world like me doing in a girl like this...right?"

"No actually-" he quit his sentence when he tried to catch Nikki, she passed out and if he hadn't caught her she would have fell. He swooped her up in his arms and carried her to his flat. When they arrived at his flat he cleared his bed and put her in it. He took off her shoes and put the comforter over her. He stood back and admired her. She was so beautiful, she just had a hard time handling her liquor. I suppose she's not Irish he thought to himself. He grabbed a pillow and blanket and made himself a bed on the couch.

The next morning when Nikki woke, Napoleon greeted her with a shot of whisky and some Advil.

"Thanks" she muttered. "When she realized where she was she began to freak. "oh god. We didn't...didn't...did we?"

Napoleon smirked at her reaction. "Oh yes we did. all night long" when Nikki realized he was joking she threw her pillow at him. He started laughing and sat next to her on the bed. "No worries luv, I was good."

"What time is it?" She asked while rubbing her temples.

"almost noon"

"Oh crap, I've got to get home"

"Want me to walk you?"

"No I'll be fine. Thanks. I'll see you Monday." With that she left. Napoleon looked after her. She was an awesome female.