The Cause of the Uchiha Massacre
By Chy-Ken En Rai-Se
Author's Note: Just bored.
Many may not know this, but Uchiha Itachi was actually a very gullible person. He usually fails a few missions because he never his enemies said that they were actually good. He believed them. Except, he never believe his crazy psychotic fan-girls/Mary sues. If someone told him the sun will rise in the west, he will actually believe it. But then, he leaves a bloody corpse behind when they wasted his time. But the thing Uchiha Itachi loves most, his his favorite scale.
The strength measurement scale.
It was kept in his room at all times. Decorated with Hello Kitty stickers and heart stickers, it was his most favorite thing in the whole wide world. Even more than his stupid little brother, Sasuke.
Itachi just came back from his murdering mission. He liked it very much. Hearing screams. He went back home, and went to the scale. He stepped on it. His strength is 298 out of 300! He was so happy. It raised one whole point. He decided to do the can can dance and then he went to sleep, under his Power Rangers covers.
He woke up and smiled at his scale. He loved it. He stepped on it and saw it was 299. He sniffled a cry. When he came home tonight, it will be 300. He was super duper happy. He went and skipped out his house, to the mission house.
Sasuke, being the little brat he was, decided to play shuriken outside his big brother's window. He already raided all his Pocky that he loves so much. He might as well do some more damage. He threw a shuriken straight at the window. It shattered and went in. It hit the scale. Poor Itachi. Sasuke just skipped back into his room.
When Itachi came home, he saw his poor scale broken. He cried. It was his love. He looked at the bottom of the scale to see if anything can save it. It said:
"If your Strength Measurement Scale is broken in anyways, the best thing to measure your strength is to kill your whole clan except leave your little brother alive if his name is Uchiha Sasuke. You can start killing starting with your best friend. Then kill your whole entire clan leaving Sasuke alive. Tell him to hate and be an avenger if he wants to kill you. Then skip out and become a missing-nin joining a group called the Akatsuki."
Courtesy of Orochimaru's Evil Devices
Itachi just shrugged. He took out his Anbu Sword and headed to his best friend. After that, his whole family. Oh how gullible he was.
At Akatsuki Hideout #21, Orochimaru was cracking up, choking on food.
Sasori looked at Orochimaru with Zetsu.
"What's up with him?"
End