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Chapter 10: Starting school…and some fun at the beach
I skip to September 9th, when school begins…mwahaha!
We all lined up outside of the sixth grade wing, 'til it reached eight 'o' clock. Preps would huddle and jump-rope, while jocks made fun of people and stuff, there were really no punks there, so I decided to hang out with Genis and Presea.
"Nerd, goth." I labeled, pointing to the two as I spoke. Genis placed his hands on his hips, so proud. Presea blinked.
Presea tilted her head, "Goth?"
"…No, you're not a goth, goths wear black, make-up, lock themselves in their rooms all day, write sad poems, and listen to…goth music, x3. Don't know much about them…
"…So who's said to be the smartest in this grade, school, state, country..world?" Genis questioned.
I shrugged, "None here really, just a bunch of dumb asses."
Genis laughed manically, he probably was plotting or something. Presea stood there blinking. Well the bell began to ring, there was a stampede in the hallway, as usual. Poor Genis got trampled all over. When Presea was shoved, she pushed back, sent the prep flying. I cheered her on of course. As we all settled at out lockers, Genis and Presea looked at them kind of funny.
"…Good thing your lockers are assigned next to me, or I'd be to lazy to help." I explained, showing them how to unlock them. The gasped the word 'ohhh' and began to pack away.
Suddenly a prep stopped by my locker, "So, Brittney, welcome to another year of torture."
I gave her a nasty look, and the finger. She gasped, 'humph'ed, and walked away with her fists at her sides.
"…Is that how you treat people here?" Presea asked curiously. Genis awaited for my answer aswell.
"No, not the pu-…I mean yeah, sure, not like any of them aren't preps, jocks, or teachers here.." I responded. Presea and Genis shrugged, entering their homeroom with I. Suddenly I ran up to the teacher.
"Uhm, well…I'm showing these kids around, they need a guide, so can you put me in their schedules for the rest of the year? The three of us? My stomach hurts…" I complained.
" Ask the principle." She responded.
"…You have an interc-"I was cut-off.
"DON'T TALK BACK!" She screamed, handing out the schedules.
"I WILL DO AS I FUCKING WILL!" I hollered back, everyone gasped. I just relized what I did, oh well. She used the intercom.
"Principle I forget your name, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah –cough- blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah moo blah blah blah." She said, hanging it up. Then she happily sat back on her seat, as I gave a 'wtf?' face. We all shrugged and sat down. Luckily, we three had the exact schedules, and we all sat next to eachother in every class…. I didn't care, I got what I want, so I shrugged. As we waited ten minutes for the first class, I was playing my gameboy sp.
"What is that?" Presea asked, Genis looking into it aswell.
"…I'm bored." I said, shutting it off and stuffing it into my pocket. We awaited the next bell in silence. After it rang, we got up and walked out.
"…Here, our days are dictated by that creepy bell. The bell comands you." I whispered, they were a little creeped out though. Three minutes later we were at our math class.
"Oh, Presea, Mr.Peirce, sounds nice, eh? But, he's sexist, just so you know…" I told her. She frowned as she nodded, taking her seat next to me. Genis was on the other side of me.
While we continue our day…which has only started, we shall go to Colette and Lloyd…
Lloyd came skateboarding through the halls of the tech school. Nerds watched him fly past as he came to a sudden hault near Colette, "Hey baby." He giggled.
She giggled aswell, opening her locker. Lloyd smiled and began to open his, "Er..uh..it won't budge!"
"Lloyd, let me.." she stopped, he had smashed the locker door into the wall, she gasped, "You're gonna' get in trouble!"
She looked around to make sure no one saw, unfortunetly, a small nerd was running towards the main office, "Lloyd! Let's get that little punk!"
Lloyd was confused, so he picked his nose. She slapped her forehead and tried to catch up, knocking many peoples in her way, and things, she finally managed to the main office.
"-Snort-, And…they threatened me too!" the nerd cried on his knees. The principle shifted his head towards Colette.
"She's one of them!" the nerd screamed, running away in terror. Colette held her head, what a start…
…And to the house.
"So, we'll just start college when we want?" Zelos asked, standing on his seat again. Everyone sighed.
"I suggest you start sooner, go search the internet for a college…" Regal told him. Zelos shrugged and grabbed Sheena's hand and ran to the den.
"Wtf? I said go on the computer…" Regal said. Zelos shrugged again and ran into the kitchen.
"Fucktard…" Raine sighed. Regal nodded and went to their room.
" Idiot! Let's go to your room!" Sheena hollered into his face, spitting out every syllable. Zelos shrugged and wiped his face as they went to his room. Raine was alone, she couldn't really stand it, so went after Regal of course.
In Regal and Raine's room…
Raine stood at the door way, "Hey, what are you doing?"
"…Trying to figure out more about this computer." He replied, typing away. She sat down next to him and looked into the screen. She saw the word 'Google' on the top of the page, he was typing in a little box uner it. It seemed he was typing in 'Tales of Symphonia', the name of the game. He had received many results.
"Hm, let me see." Raine said, grabbing the laptop. He sighed and leaed back to watch her. She clicked on 'Images' near the top, and found some stuff. As she scrolled down, she saw a picture of Regal and Zelos kissing.
"…HAHAHHAA! OMG! BWAHAHA!" she cracked up. Regal twitched his eye, and Zelos flew in.
"Hahahhaa?…Ewwwww." Zelos said, blinking and looking at the pic. He looked side to side, and then ran out of the room.
Back to Prease, moi, and Genis xP.
In our school, we have a somewhat 'recess', when they let us sit around in the front of the building to talk/jumproe/race/wtf. It was that time…Genis, Presea, and moi were hanging out under some tree.
"Hey Presea…you should get your axe…and kill some preps…" I suggested, sounding drunk. Hey! When people…atleast me, get bored, we or me tend to get a short sugar rush, then go all tired/reatarted/crazy/wtf. vv
"Maybe…" she considered, looking at me weirdly. Suddenly, Genis fell onto the ground, shriveled up, and holding his head.
"OMFG! NO! IT'S ESPLOUDIN' AGAIN! NOOO! " Genis cried in agony. I cough, he screams, coughed, screamed, cough, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, moo, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, cough, scream, 'til I hurt my throat…and kicked Genis. Presea let out a sigh. Suddenly the bell wrong and we all wooshed in.
"Good thing, just 4 periods left…next is art. :D Huzzah!" I cheered. Presea smiled and Genis nodded, holding his head. THE AGONY!
To Colette and Lloyd…
In detention..hall…room…thing…
Colette was sighing and watching Lloyd, who was about to fall of his seat. …Yep, he just did, when a gang of other kids were behind him laughing.
"Yo! Look at dat foo'!" one cried.
Lloyd got up, "Yo, home slice, wanna' piece of me? Huh? Well?"
"Dawg, I could take you down ea-sil-ley." He told him.
Lloyd pounded his chest with his middle and fore finger, "YOU WANNA? YO! FINE! TAKE DIS!". Lloyd took some sticks out of nowhere…trash, and started to swing them at them, and it hurt bad too. He was using stuff like Sonic Sword Rain and Beast.
"LLOYD! STOP!" Colette screamed, "If you kill them, you're old enough to go to jail!"
He stopped, "Yeah…you're right", and dropped the sticks besides the unconcious boddies.
Back…to…Regal and Raine,
"The Mystical Village of Mizuho? Hmm.." Regal muttered, clickin' on it. Raine was watching from behind, still thinking of that picture made her giggle. Anyways, Regal clicked on the 'Bulletion Board", he scrolled down and saw faces of the ToS gangs with posts next to them. Regal scrolled down, reading this post titled 'Check this out' there was a link, he shrugged and clicked it. He was about to laugh his head off with Raine already doing so! There was pictures of Kratos's, Zelos's, and Lloyd's head pasted on three human bodies, driving a car.
"JUDGMENT, JUDGMENT, sacred powers. JUDGMENT, JUDGMENT, rest in piece..sinners!" the speakers screamed. By then, Raine was rolling on the bed, laughing, and Regal was trying to contol it, but fell back. Haha, what fun the computer has in for ya'. As soon as they were done witht their laughter, they went back to the board and continued scrolling down, 'til he saw a post by 'Colette the Klutz', they knew her, so read it.
"Who's your favorite characters? Heh…I think you all know mine by now…but if not, IT'S REGAL! He's so damn sexy, blue hair is also sexy, his muscles don't scare me like most, he's intelligent, in a sexy way, he's kind, very sexy, and so on!" Raine read, nodding to every description I gave of Regal. Regal was confused, 'What the fuck is with the people that inhabitat this area?'.
…Okay, we're too boring, to Lloyd and Colette…
They were released from detention and now in algebra class.
"SO, the circumfrence of..THAT CIRCLE is what Lloyd?" the teacher practically screamed.
"Uhm..PIZZA:O" He screamed.
"…Sure! Why not?" The teacher hollered back, writing fat letters on the board making up the word "PIZZA". Lloyd smiled and danced on his desk while everyone else except Colette was silent.
"YEAH!WOOOHOO! OMFG, YES!" She screamed on the top of her lungs, clinging to Lloyd, who was doing the robot, with joy. The two sat down.
"Nnnnext queston, Co-lette!" The teacher yelled, jumping, "Wtf is the matter with you two? D"
"Uhm..uhmm.."She rubbed her temples, trying to think.
"PIZZA! O"Lloyd cheered.
"Very well Lloyd! You the roxorz:D" The teacher cheered. Lloyd made a 'o' face and Colette made a 'TT' face. V.v
To Raine, Regal, Zelos, and Sheena…
They all were sitting on the bed, crowding around the computer, watching Regal surf the net. As he searched the Mizuho BBS, he clicked on my homepage, another ToS forum, and he was searchinin'.
"Maybe you could join?" Sheena suggested.
"…I don't want to get addicted to this…I have things to do." Regal muttered back.
"Yeah, you look terribly busy!" Zelos giggled. Regal ignored him and searched around, he found the link to and clicked it. :B Suddenly Zelos took the laptop and looked at the M-rated ones.
"Heh heh…"he muttered. He clicked on one called 'In the bathtub' and began reading as so did the others. After a few lines they started to twitch and stuff, a few more, like 5 or so they were feeling sick, and after a little more Sheena and Raine ran away, ready to throw up, and Regal turned away and tried to set his mind off of it.
"Hey! Look! Regal, you're joining in!" and with that, Regal also felt the need to throw up, so off he was.
Zelos laughed loudly and searched through for more, "Presea x Colette Sheena x Raine? Ooo!"
Regal quickly ran back and Xed it out before he had begun to read it aloud.
"Hmph, no fun…" Zelos muttered, glaring at Regal, who was glaring at him. Then the girls came in, holding their stomachs and sitting themselves onto the bed.
Me, Genis, and Presea…
I decide to skip to the end of the day, we just reached the house…
"Hi mom! Hi dad!" I yelled as I stepped into the door.
"Hey, their our pretend parents! HELLO MOTHER AND FATHER!" Genis said. Regal and Raine came out of the room to see the three of us, plus Colette and Lloyd coming in behind us.
"PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA!" Lloyd cheered loudly, plopping himself on the ground and giving the two 'parents' the little puppy dog eyes.
Regal sighed, "Pizza is a nessacity..". Raine nodded and went to get the phone.
"Pizza! o" Lloyd spoke softly as she picked up to phone and ordered.
Next day was a Saturday, woohoo! D
"Hey! Guys! WE SHOULD GO TO THE BEACH:D" I screamed, standing in the center of the house.
Genis ran down the steps, "Umm…aren't your parents still wondering were you've been for about three days?"
"Screw them, REGAL, RAINE, BEEACH!" I yelled. The two came down, Raine was ready to give me her Bitch Slap of DOOM, ands Regal…was goin' too kick moi. . Meep, but they didn't, instead they got the others ready and offffff…fffff….ffffffffff……………………..f we went.
In the car..
"Yo! Off!" Zelos yelled. I was trying to find a seat, I picked his lap. Yeah, the lap of a perve, why not?
"Haha…no." I said, getting all comfy. Sheena was getting jealous for some reason and pushed me onto Genis, who was squirming all over to get me off, I kicked him, and sat infront of Lloyd who was in the middle, Problem solved. Regal seemed to know where the beach was, good, I barely know the way.
"SO..Brittney, do you have any crushes?" Colette asked.
"Dammit Colette! Shuddup about the crushes!" Sheena yelled at her angrily.
"HEHE…sorry…" the teeny weeny angel sighed.
Suddenly some person ran their car infront of our's and stopped there. Regal quickly stopped the car, twitched(hehe), and was beeping to make the person leeave. The person stayed. He beeped louder, ha, and it was fun, so he didn't mind the guy staying there for long. Ahem, anyways, Colette rolled her eyes and jumped out of the car, and ran to there person's window.
"YO! FUCKA', MOVE YO' ASS!" She screamed into the window, and who she saw…it was IT, the clown! . She screamed and ran into the car.
"RUN OVER THE EVIL CLOWN!" She screamed over Regal's beeping of the horn.
"GIVE IT A REST REGAL!" Sheena screamed. Regal frowned and tilted his head down, his fun was over, destroyed! BOOM! There…hehe.
"Ugh, what evil clown?" Raine asked, tilting over her seat and looking out the windsheild..to see an evil clown trying to eat the car! Raine didn't have to use words, 'cause she had something better in her mind to get Regal to squishy IT…eh, she squeezed his butt.
"QUIT IT WITH THE FUCKING PERVING ALREADY!" Regal yelled, shoving her.
"Ugh! Don't treat your wife like that!" She hollered back, shoving him.
"Grr..whatever, let's just go." Regal said, losing his patience. While he ran over the car and IT, and were back on their way.
Lloyd decided to go yell to random people out of the window, the first person was a little girl, "HIII!"
The girl cried and shut the window. Lloyd shrugged, and decided to yell at some random people near, "YOU MAKE CLOWNS FROWN:("Lloyd screamed. They gave him a disgusted look and drove away.
"Lloyd, that's enough.."Colette said, wondering why Regal and Raine weren't doing anything. They were probably still pissy from that little fight.
"Hey, peoples, let's go get some bathingsuits and crap, malls right there." I announcedish, pointing to the right. Regal sighed and pulled over to the mall, and we all hopped out.
"Wee! Shopping fun!" Colette squeeled, hopping around.
"Yeah, right, while we're here…can we stop by GameStop or E.B.Games?" I asked, looking at Rain and Regal, who were still not looking at eachother, "Pppp, kay, we will."
Kay, we're in the mall…
Colette and Sheena dragged Raine around the mall, thinking it was a shopping spree. Genis and Regal were getting Lloyd some Pizza. Me, Zelos, and Presea were just snooping around.
"Hehehehh…" Zelos muttered, sneaking into Victoria's Secret.
I grabbed him by the vest, "Nuh-uh pervert, plus, if those security guards see two little girls walking around their gonna' come looking for you…"
Zelos sighed, " No. fun."
So me and Presea were next to eachother, talking, while Zelos was zipping around us, greeting women, looking into the displays infrot of the women's clothing stores.
"So Presea…how do you like school?" I asked.
"Well, it's fine I guess with the exception of 'Mr.Peirce' and 'Preps'…"she replied.
To Raine, Sheena, and Colette..
"OMG! OMG! Can I get those Raine?" Sheena asked, pointing at some skimpy teen clothes.
"No…just go get your bathing suit.." Raine grumbeled.
"Aw…fine.." She sighed, as they went off to the bathing suits.
To Genis, Lloyd, and Regal…
"That pizza was goood…" Lloyd said, smiling.
"Yeah, well, let's go get the crap…" Genis said. Regal was silently nodding and following…b-o-r-e-d…xD
So off they went…to me and Presea and Zelos…
"Hey…Presea, look! Punks.." I whispered, pointing to a group of punks standing around Hot Topic.
"Oh, but they look very old." She said.
"Yep, there are a few, in highschool…oo! Look! Preps…follow me." I whispered back, as she nodded. We zipped around the mall, trying not to catch any attention, and stopped right behind the group of preps.
"Umm…" I muttered as I searched my pants pockets. Suddenly a pulled out some road-kill.
"EW!" Presea shouted. I cuffed my hand over her mouth, "Shhhh!"
I looked side to side, and crouched over, and chucked the road-kill at a prep, it hit her face.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" She screeched, 'causing me and Presea to plug our ears.
"Damn!" I sweared, "My ears…"
We ran out of the area, laughing our heads off as we did. We finally found Zelos and acted natural, nothin' happened…
An hour later, at the doors of the mall.
"Err…is everyone done?" Raine moaned impatiently.
"Yayayay:D" The idiot in red replied.
"Mmmhmmm." The blond replied.
"Yes. No. Maybe so. I dunno….yeah." the 'creepy little girl' replied.
"Duh, let's goooo." The smart mouthed kid replied.
"Zzzzzzzz….Oh..uh, I guess…." The ex-convict replied.
"Yeah, baby!" the pervert replied.
"Yes yes, TIME TO HIT THE BEACH!" Sheena cried as we all ran out.
We hopped in the car…
-Skip-
We're at the beach…
Hmm, Zelos was wearing a thong, Regal, Genis, and Lloyd wore trunks, Presea wore a two piece, Colette and Sheena wore a bikini, Raine wore something similar to her Altimira one, and I wore meh usual clothes…water..hiss! E xD
So…Colette and Sheena were playing with a beach ball, Raine and Regal were sitting in the background making up for the little fight by making out…, Zelos was picking up women, duh, Genis was trying to hit on Presea, and Lloyd, was playing with Colette and Sheena, me…I was sitting in the shade near Regal and Raine.
"Eww…hehe." I said.
"…Go away." Raine stopped to say.
"….Nu." I said, laying back.
Moo, the two had made up and decided to just..sit there. Suddeeennnllyyy, some guy came up to Raine.
"Hey hottie." He said.
"Taken." She said, snuggling closer to Regal who blushed.
"HMPH! Th4t ug1y b45t4rd?" The guy hissed…ish.
"UGLY? WTF? You're on crack, shoo." Raine said, making the guy sad, ':(' and walk away.
To Colette n' Sheena n' Lloyd…
"PIZZA!" Lloyd cried as she bopped the ball over to Sheena, it hit her, and made her fall over.
"…Hey! Lloyd!" Colette yelled, helping the dizzy Sheena up. Colette picked the ball up, and through it at him, knocked him into the water.
"Omg..I can't swim!" Lloyd cried, swishing all over, when suddenly, the Jaws theme was playing!
"AHHH!" Screamed the other peoples in the water as they ran out, teriffied to death. So the life guard came rushing out and tripped, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, moo, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, oh c'mon!
Suddenly aqua man rose from the water and beat up mr. Meanie shark.
"G0 w4t3r dud3!" some dumb person cheered.
Lloyd ran out of the water and clung to Raine, "Momma!"
Argh…enough beach, to the board walk…" Raine muttered, stomping off to the board walk as everyone followed.
"Pizza!" Lloyd cheered , pointing to a fat dude statue holding pizza infront of a shop.
"Argh..no Lloyd! You're gonna' get fat!" Sheena yelled.
"Pizza…-sniff- :(" Lloyd sobbed. Well, okay, they played games, stuff, and had dinner, then left home.
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X3 Well, yes, short, but I had to be quick, and wasn't. But look, I do this for fun, I don't put any effort into so I do it when I want…,; Well…review, there's only 34 reviews, and about 1500 hits… ..''