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After the ring had cleared. Matt prepared to announce the main event. Molly pushed her way into the front row, using her rights as First Mate to secure the best seat in the house for this one.
Matt cleared his throat and announced, "The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Now entering the ring from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, 2 time Olympic gold medalist, Kurt Angle."
Angle stepped out from behind the curtain and was greeted with a barrage of boos and fishes. Apparently, he'd thoroughly annoyed the majority of the crew on the Lioness during his stay. Holding back tears, he stepped into the ring and waited for his opponent to appear.
"Hey!" Kurt yelled at the top of his lungs. "I'm your Olympic gold medalist! I'm Kurt Freakin' Angle, for crying out loud!"
This was met with more boos and cat calls.
"3,2,1…." Jeff counted to imitate Chris's modern day entrance.
On cue Chris came out and strode down the aisle, as cocky and feisty as ever. Molly slapped a nearby pirate who appeared to be staring to intently for her comfort. Chris did a flip-in to the ring maneuver and the match started off with a chop battle between the two competitors. Angle made a lucky grab and caught Jericho in the midsection and scoop slammed him deftly onto the mat. Chris low blowed him as Kurt tried to make an early cover. Back and forth, their assault continued. Punch for punch and blow for blow, until the match took an expected new direction. Kurt grabbed Jericho's foot as Chris attempted his enziguri finisher. With almost inhuman speed Kurt had Jericho in the ankle lock, Kurt's finisher. The pirates began screaming and hissing as Shannon asked Chris if he wished to submit.
"Tap, you blonde haired hippie!" Angle yelled as he applied more pressure to Chris's ankle!
"You're just jealous that I have hair, junior!" Chris snapped back in 'pain'.
Chris began to crawl and finally made it to the ropes, causing Kurt to release the hold. As Jericho slowly got up, Kurt grabbed him and performed the 'Angle Slam.' Kurt covered Jericho, but only got a two count. As Jericho got up, Kurt belted him with a vicious right hook that was a little too overzealous, slitting Jericho's lower lip. Chris stumbled backwards, and fell into Shannon, causing both to fall over. The pirates became absolutely livid, and drew their swords, waving them into the air. An idea came into Kurt's head at that very instant. He crawled out of the ring and went right up to Molly.
"Hey, mind if I borrow this?" he asked.
Before she could answer, he grabbed her sword. Looking at it, Kurt noticed a hairline crack in the blade, just above the hilt. He set the sword down at an angle, and with one kick, snapped the blade.
Molly's eyes grew wide from shock, then in anger. "You broke my sword!! You bast-"
"Thanks. You're a doll." Kurt interrupted.
Then with deceptive speed, he dipped Molly and kissed her. Kurt then jumped back into the ring. Molly spit venomously and wiped her mouth. Emmaline couldn't help but laugh, and slapped her on the back. "New conquest, eh?"
Molly glared daggers at her friend…
Meanwhile, Kurt re-entered the ring, holding the hilt of the sword. Shannon's ankle had twisted, and was trying to stand up, his back towards Kurt and Jericho. Chris had gotten to his feet, but his head was groggy from Kurt's punch. His eyes were starting to focus, but from his point of view, he saw Molly kissing Kurt.
"What the $#$#?!" He said more to himself than out loud.
Jericho's temper flared and he rushed towards Kurt. Everything seemed to move in slow motion. Just as Chris arrived towards Kurt, Angle held the hilt of the sword and threw all his weight into another right punch. The blow caught Jericho in his left temple. Jericho was dropped like a bad habit. Kurt dropped the sword hilt behind him and dropped on to Jericho. Shannon heard the thump and turned to see Kurt pinning Chris. Tankards of ale, fishes and other items were thrown towards the ring as Shannon slapped the 1-2-3.
Kurt jumped up from the pin and gave a loud, "Wooo!" and began to fake cry. He then made a bolt towards the nearest cabin door.
Jericho rubbed his head as he looked around. "What the hell hit me?"
Then he noticed Molly's sword hilt…
"He cheated!" Molly screamed!!"
"Yeah, but you've got to admit, it was good." Emmaline added with obvious admiration.