AN: This is a VERY short chapter, sorry.  Thanks for all the reviews, sorry for the long wait.  Jane is the red head, Alleya is the golden haired one.  Puck and the fairies mentioned are mainly Shakespeare's.

Chapter Five: Robin Goodfellow, the Fairy's Fairy

Alleya looked around, her eyes darting ceaselessly.  "Show yourself!" she called.  A fairy landed on her knee.

"How now, human, wither wander you?" the fairy asked.  Alleya stared at the fairy.  He had short white-blond hair and a receding hair line.  Little horns poked from his head and his pants seemed to be made of red fur.  He had a set of pipes around his neck and a mischievous smile on his lips.

"Welcome to the realm of the Fairies!  I say girl, what are you doing here?"

"Well, I was writing," Alleya said, replacing her dagger.

"You come in with Pan and the other one?"

"Yes, unfortunately."

"What do ye mean?"

"The other girl is my sister.  We hate each other."

"Ah," Robin sat down and stared up at her.  "So, now that you're here, what do you plan on doing?"

Alleya smiled.  "Exploring every part of Neverland I can."

"Great, I'll come with you!" Robin said.  "Better yet, I'll be your tour guide!"  He snapped his fingers and a combo cover appeared on his head.

"Welcome to Puck's Neverland Tours.  Please follow me," he jumped into the air and flew off.  Alleya stood up and followed him.

"Puck?  I thought your name was Robin?"

"Aye, it is, but people call me Puck.  You know what a 'man's man' is, right?"

Alleya nodded. 

"Well, I'm the Fairy's Fairy!"

Alleya arched an eyebrow.  "The Fairy's Fairy?"

"Aye, well, actually, I'm not a fairy…not sure what I am really."  He landed lightly on her shoulder and pointed at the tree she had been leaning against.

"The Fairy's tree, sacred in Neverland.  There, the Fairy King, Oberon and the Fairy Queen, Tatiana, keep court over the fairies.  I jest to Oberon, and make him smile."

Puck frowned again.  "Well, that was before I got fired."

"You got fired?" Alleya said.

"Yup, I left his side and he didn't want me to jest to him anymore.  He's quite a stingy man.  Got in a rather nasty mishap with Tatiana years and years ago.  Made her fall in love with an Ass headed man."

Alleya laughed and she walked away from the tree.  Puck led her all around Neverland, pointing out the 'Secret' entrance to Pan's hideout, the mermaid's of mermaid lagoon, the icy mountain peaks, and the black castle.

Alleya paused and stood there, staring at the castle.  "It's rather nice in my opinion," she told Puck.

"Aye, that it is.  Come, I'll show you Croc cove."

Alleya covered her nose and wrinkled her eyes in distaste as they rounded the corner to Croc Cove.  It stank of death.  She looked for the source and didn't have to look far.

The rotting corpse of the croc was on its side, guts spilling out and glistening in the sun.  She walked forward cautiously.

"Who-eee! Boy, does that stink!" Puck muttered.  Alleya knelt next to the body of the croc and poked it.  Its skin was hard.

"Rigor Mortis has set." She muttered softy.  Puck landed on the croc's nose. 

"Wonder what killed her.  Right old crazy one she was, always going after that Hook character."

Alleya glanced sideways and caught a glimpse of something shiny in a puddle of blood.  She stood and walked over to it.

"Looks like she ate him though, wonder how she got this long cut?" Puck muttered, pulling the skin back and looking inside the croc.

"I think he cut his way out."  Puck flew over to her.

"He?"

"Hook, I think he's still alive."

She caressed the bloody hook and rigging that the captain himself had tossed aside earlier.

"And I think he'll be wanting this back…"