I feel like it's been a few days since I uploaded…
Kai- Actually it's only been… 2 days…


Jayln- I think you enjoyed that other chappie…

"Oh? So those are your girlfriends?" Shades asked.

Shadow nodded. Kai and Jayln were still speechless.

"Shadow! Get up here!" Rouge yelled.

"Do you like… live with girls or something?" Shades asked.

"Shadow… you don't liv-" Vinny started until Kai kicked him in the nuts.

"Shut up, Vinny!" she said.

He fell down onto the floor. Shades raised an eyebrow.

"That's it… Amy, come on… let's go see what's wrong with the boys…" Rouge said.

Shadow jumped up. He grabbed his cell phone and called Knuckles quickly.

"Why should I go over?" Knuckles asked.

"Umm… (a) I need help… (b) I need one last male… and (c) Rouge is here!" Shadow said.

Knuckles quickly got off of the phone and ran towards Shadow's mansion.

Rouge and Amy ran down the stairs. "What the hell, Shad-… oh…my…god…" Rouge stopped.

"Wha-?" Amy asked.

"Shadow? Who's that boy that I don't recognize? Not the gray hedgehog… that's Fear… not the green one on the floor in pain… that's Vinny…" Rouge said.

"My brother…" Shadow said.

"Yeah, his older and smarter-"

"And more perverted…" Shadow added.

Shades stared at Shadow with a death glare.

"Wow…he's so… wow…" Rouge said.

"What? You know they look the same… except… Shades is taller…" Kai said.

"Damnit, Shadow… what's with all the girls? I won't be surprised if a 6-year-old girl comes out of those rooms…" Shades said.

"Excuse me… Mr. Knuckles called…" Cream said from upstairs.

Shades was staring at the small girl. "You pedophile… I am ashamed to be your bro." Shades said.

"PEDOPHILE? You're the pervert around here!" Shadow yelled.

Suddenly, Knuckles came into the house. Rouge let him in. He noticed that Shadow and some other person that looked like Shadow were fighting.

"Umm… Shadow?" Knuckles asked.

The two hedgehogs stopped and Shadow stood up. "Yeah?"

"Where's the bathroom?" he asked.

Shadow rolled his eyes and pointed out the downstairs bathroom. Shadow and Shades started fighting again.

They finally stopped when Rouge broke up the fight.

"Shadow… you don't let Jayln and Kai fight, but here you are… fighting…" she said.

Shadow sighed. "Fine…"

"What were they fighting about? I think I can help…" Shades said.

"Whatever… I'm just… going to the bathroom…" Rouge said.

"Isn't Knuckles in there?" Shadow asked.

"Ooh… I hope so… I mean… no." she said.

She walked out of the foyer. Shadow thought he saw Knuckles pull her in… but who gives a crap?

"Well, we were fighting about-" Kai started.

"My Shadow!" Jayln said.

"WHAT?" Kai asked angrily.

"Wow… I never knew that I belonged to someone…" Shadow said.

"He's mine!"

The two girls started fighting until Shades stopped them.

"Okay… look… it's nice that you two both like my little brother-"

"Stop calling me little! I'm 52!" Shadow yelled.

Vinny was laughing like crazy when he said this.

"Anyway… blah blah blah…" that's what it seemed to Shadow.

"Wow… that's so inspirational…" Kai said.

"Yeah…" Jayln sighed.

The two girls looked at each other.

"Shades is mine!" they yelled.

Shadow was wide-eyed. "When I finally want them to notice me and stalk me… they don't…" he said.

"Bitch!"

"What the hell? Go date some other bastard!"

"Yeah, like I'd go with his sonofabitch brother?"

"Idiotic bitch! They don't have a mother!"

"Hey… stop fighting…" Vinny said at last.

Knuckles was pushed out of the bathroom door. He walked up to Shadow.

"What I miss?" he asked.

Knucklehead… heh heh… total chaos… but soon, the superior sex will take over the mansion!… Who is the superior sex? Hah! Like I'd tell you now… I'm not that stupid!