" Aren't they big Shino-san?" sakura said while her ass was facing a more than over joyed Lee.

" YIPEEE! I Love this party!"Lee said with his eyes just concentrating on one part!

" What the hell is going on here?"asked- Bevy-chan.

Naruto and everyone stopped the music and the dancing and looked at the people who were there.

" Who the hell are you! Are you the hookers!" Sasuke said while taking another sip of the beer.

Bevy and her friends looked at Sasuke in an awkward way.

" We are not the hookers you dumb shit! I'm the author of this story and these are my fellow authors!" Bevy said while Sanesammi and Kiyochi were holding her back.

" Wait this isn't the fanfic writers convention! Asked Sakunade while looking at a drunk Sakura over Shino.

" No! This is the party for our lazy teacher!" Naruto said with his pants almost falling off.

" Hey! Can I have one beer too!" Kiyochi asked while getting near Sasuke for the beer.

Sasuke snatched his beer away.

" Hell NO! You have to be this drunk ( Points towards himself) to drink!" said Sasuke almost falling to one side.

" Alright! Thanx anyway! Remember not to drink too much!" Sanesammi said before they left.

" It's too late for that!" said Crystal Gail while joining the group.

" Hey! Then where is the fanfic writers convention!" Bevy asked on the sneak-tip to a incredibly drunk Sakura.

" Down the hall to the left! If you see two guy strippers then you went to far!" Said Sakura almost falling over.

" Thanks again dude!" said Bevy while walking towards her friends.

Naruto and the others looked towards to group of friends walking off.

" AHH! Those crazy MEHICANS! ( Naruto's way of saying Mexicans since Bevy is Mexican and so am I!)" naruto said while falling over.

BOOM!

" What the fuck was that grandpa!" Naruto asked Jaraiya since he was next to him.

" For the last fucking time I'm not your grandpa!" Jaraiya said screaming at naruto while Naruto walked towards the sound.

" Stand Back! The Asian Gang XIO CHANG ( Jao chang) is here!" screamed a crazy person form the back of the smoke.

" I am THE PNT! I'm the leader of the awesome gang XIO CHANG! I am the Mexican" said the voice which turned out to be a girl when the smoke cleared! ( The PNT id my older sis! She told me to add her)

" I Am Gaara! The strength of the gang! I am from Guatemala! But one day I hope to be as half a Mexican as the PNT!" Gaara said while making a power ranger pose.

" I am Temari! The am...the...other person in the gang! YEAH! I am the black one in the gang! I just had a M.J. done on me but I still have a noce! YEAH! SUP DAWGS!" Temari said while snoop dog pose.

" I am Kankuro! I'm the beauty of the team! I am the ...uh...PNT what am I again!" Kankuro gestured for the PNT to come closer.

" sigh! Kankuro...for the last time...YOU ARE THE ALIEN! I'm sorry!" Pnt said going back to her stupid pose.

" What she said!" Kankuro did an Egyptian pose!

Everyone in the room had faces that looked like they had sucked on lemons ( OO)

" OHH I get it!" Shikamaru said getting close enough to everyone to explain what was going on.

Shikamaru had a pipe in his mouth while he explained what he thought was happening.

:" You see...Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura are obviously drunk, while Xio Chung here are high! Their leader must have obviously had some contact with drugs! Elementary my fellow peers!" Shikamaru said while taking out the pipe from his mouth.

" Hoe in the hell do you know smart ass!" Ino said while sticking her middle finger at him.

" That's what I would expect from a bitch like you INO!" said Shikamaru while her pulled her towards him and began making out.

Ino struggled then got comfortable.

" Fascinating! But how do you really feel Ino!" Sasuke questioned Ino while she was making out.

" WHOOOOOO! I LIKE TO MOVE-IT MOVE-IT! YEAH ! BABY! LIKE THAT!" naruto said while he was watching a fish move back ad forth in the aquarium tank next to the stripper pole.

" Sakura...have...I...ever told you that I love you!" Sasuke said talking to a Sakura tree.

" Sasuke...you are talking to the tree!" Ten-ten said while watching Sasuke make-out with the tree.

" Never mind!" Ten-ten took out her camera and took a picture of that.

" Neji-san... would you like me to do a little dance for you?" Sakura said half woozy to Neji.

Neji was blushing incredible but then Shino tried to pull Sakura away.

" Come one Sakura-san we better leave Neji-san alone." Shino said while grasping Sakura from her breast are enjoying every second of it.

" SHINO! DUDE! YOU ARE NOT MY BRO ANYMORE!" Kiba said while watching what was going on.

He ran towards the scene then slipped on some poop Akamaru had taken but Kiba was to lazy to pick up.

" NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kiba screamed when he landed face fist hitting Shino's ass.

" Holy SHIT!" Shino screamed at he made Sakura fall on top of Neji.

" MMMMFFFFFFF HHHHHMMMMMMFFFFF" was all they heard from the Hyuuga's mouth. His face was in between Sakura's boobs.

" Neji-sama! we are moving way too quick!" sakura said while blushing.

When they pulled Neji off he had passed out from lack of air and excess in bleeding through the nose.

Now back to you Anko san!

Anko was secretly a reporter who was broadcasting this to all her fellow ninjas.

TBC...

Hope you guys liked this chapt! I had help form my sis and watching family guy really helped! I hope I can still think of more things to come! Please drop by and send me ideas! I am still in a writer block for all my stories! Even this one! anyways please reveiw and let me know what you think! Later!