Bla, bla, bla, don't own, bla, bla, bla.
Me: Hello all.
Yami: it is not O.K. that you have been asking people what you call it when I get paired with Raphael.
Me: and why is that so bad?
Yami: I can't say in a P.G. story.
Me: It worked though. I got a review saying something about it.
Sami: Hi! Oh, I made a new pair! Does that mean I get to name it? I hope so! Thanks for the idea! I will have to think about it!
Mystery girl: Thank you! I can't really think of many other funny songs like that.
Me: O.K. anyone with ideas for the name of Raphael/ Yami pairs is welcome!
Yami: (mutters)
Me: this song could really be applied to anyone only I was really thinking of Bakura when I wrote it. It was 'Year 300' by Busted who have sadly split up (cries) but I hope they will be like destiny's child who did solo stuff then rejoined. (Stops crying) is now 'Year 200 (B.C.)' enjoy!
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Year 2000 (b.c.)
One day when I came home at lunch time
I heard a funny noise.
Went out to the back yard to find out if it was
one of those rowdy boys.
Stood there was the pharaoh, called Yami,
and his hikari called Yugi.
They told me they built a time machine
like the one in the film I've seen
yeah, yeah... they said...
Chorus:
I've been to the year 2000 (B.C.)
not much was different but it was much hotter,
and your great, great, great, grand mother,
is pretty fine (is pretty fine).
They took me to Egypt, back five millenniums and I saw everything!
Pharaohs, and another one, and another one...and another one!
Very pretty slave women walked around town...nearly naked!
We drove around in the time machine
like the one in the film I've seen...
yeah, yeah... they said...
Chorus:
I've been to the year 2000 (B.C.)
not much has changed but it was much hotter.
And your great, great, great grand mother,
is pretty fine (pretty fine)
I took a trip to the year 2000 (B.C.)
no one knew this song is multi-platinum!
Nobody knew 'bout our seventh album!
Nobody had heard of Michel Jackson!
I took a trip to the year 2000 (B.C.)
no one knew this song is multi-platinum!
Nobody knew 'bout our seventh album, seventh album, seventh album
they told me they built a time machine
like the one in the film I've seen
yeah, yeah...they said...
(Chorus repeated 5 times)
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Me: There it is please say what you think.
Yugi: Unless it is nasty.