The party was really getting a bit out of hand with our heroes drunk, Xio Chang where high and the others where going along with it. It was great but where was te man that the party was being thrown for?

Slam!

" WHAT'S MY NAME BITCHES!" Kakashi said as he walked in the party spot! We walked in with his pimp suit. He was also next to Asuma and Gai who were dressed like the guys from Men In Black.

" YO! We are here for the party, you bitches!" said Gai putting up his sun glasses higher.

Lee looked at his sensei, the man he had admired, he looked up to, the man he considered his second father...HE WAS TOTALLY COOL!

" Gai-sensei...YOU ROCK! I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU WHEN I GET OLDER!" Lee said as he began to cry. Gai went over to Lee.

" Lee...stop being a little bitch!" Gai slapped Lee and then Lee nodded and took sunglasses out of nowhere and put them on.

" Now it's time to party!" Gai and Lee said in Unison. Gai and Lee began to dance the electric slid while the others just looked in awe.

" There is no way this could be happening." said Ten-ten while looking at her teacher and classmate dance.

" I want to dance too! Neji...why haven't you ever asked me to dance!" Ten-ten said while slapping the unconscious Neji next to sakura.

Neji finally woke up and then looked around to see who was around him.

" What am I doing here? Who are you? And What is the meaning of life?" Ten-ten looked at Neji like he was crazy.

" You are here because Kakashi-sensei is now a leader of the squad of Jounins, You are Neji, and the meaning of life is for you to love me!" ten-ten said as her eye began to twitch.

" Uhh, I'll just be going now! Heh,heh!" Sakura said as she ran away from what now looked like a crazy Ten-ten.

" I...uh...remember who I am...so I'll just be going now...okay?" Neji said while getting up very slowly and trying to get a safe distance from Ten-ten.

Ten-ten saw this and she looked very mad, kinda like a horney woman who doesn't get enough stick at night.

" OHH NO YOU DON"T!" Ten-ten said as she threw two kunai to pin Neji to the wall.

" I NEED LOVE! AND YOU'RE GONNA GIVE IT TO ME!" Ten-ten was screaming in his face.

Oh god no! I was planning to be a virgin longer than the Uchiha! Why must I loose it so young! Neji was now crying while still being pinned to the wall.

Hey Hyuuga! Why are you talking about me! And after all those birthday parties I envied you too! I can't believe you! How cruel! Sasuke said while barging into Neji's thoughts.

Neji got a plan! Yes there was no reason for him to loose his awesome virginity!( I know half you girl want it too o)

Uchiha! you never told Ten-ten how you feel about her! Quick tell her! Neji thought out.

A few seconds later someone came next to Ten-ten.

" Ten-ten, have I ever told you that you look Puerto Rican!" Sasuke said with soft eyes that melted Ten-ten's horny feelings.

" No, why?" Ten-ten asked sweetly to Sasuke.

" It's because...Puerto Ricans have ...CANDY POWERS!" Ten-ten was fooled twice by Sasuke! Ten-ten grabbed a hammer that was close to her and chased Sasuke.

" Sigh! At least I still have my virginity! I'm so happy!" Neji said while looking for Sakura.

( elsewhere!)

Naruto was chasing a nun from down the hall!

" Come back here batman! You're not taking me without tasting the power of Gray Skull!" Naruto said while summoning his chakara.

" Take this batman!" He gave the nun a kick that landed her on the ground.

" For the last time I'm not Batman!" the nun said while getting into a pose that showed she knew Kung fu.

" Now! Taste the power of JESUS! JESUS POWER ACTIVATE!" said the nun while taking out a gundam that transformed into a giant Jesus robot.

She punched Naruto. Naruto slid back but did not fall.

" HA! YOU FOOL! NOW I WILL TURN INTO JESUS'S GREATEST ENEMY! HENGE!" Naruto shouted then changed into Marilyn Manson.

" HA HA! NOW I WILL SING THE " BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!" as Naruto said this and began to sing the nun's robot broke and she blew up!

" Ha! Now I have won Batman! And Sasuke said I would never amount to anything!" Naruto said as he walked back to where everyone else was.

(In the main room)

Kakashi was talking to Kurenai who every two minutes tried to pull her dress a bit lower so Kakashi would be impressed with her boobs.

" YO! Don't try to take my man !" Anko said as she kicked Kurenai to the side.

Kurenai got up and punched Anko.

" Listen Bitch! He left you cause he didn't want a chick with a stick! He wanted a 100 woman! And where else to get one than right here!" She said doing the snake affect with her head.

Anko was pissed.

" Shizune!Get the camera! So I can kick her ass in front of the public!" Anko yelled to Shizune who ran inside with the camera.

All of a sudden Jerry Springer came inn.

" So you say that she took your man behind you back, correct?" Springer asked Anko while she was pulling up her sleeves.

" Listen Jerry, she just wasn't enough of a woman for Kakashi!" Kurenai said while looking cocky. Anko lunged herself beating the crap out of Kurenai.

Jerry walked over to Kakashi.

" Do you know what you're doing to both of these young ladies?" Kakashi laughed at Jerry.

" Jerry, it isn't my fault the ladies love me..." Kakashi said while fixing his pimp suit.

" Now if you will excuse me I will be drinking until I'm drunk enough to fuck both of them! Later!" Kakashi walked away while the two women where left fighting.

" Now for our next guests..." Jerry welcomed a member of the KKK.

" So you say that you don't like Blacks, Jews and Mexicans...well it just so happens that we have some Blacks, Jews, and Mexicans!" Jerry said as he signaled those people to get closer.

" HOLY CRAP WE'RE BEING CHASED BY GHOSTS!" Lee said while he stopped dancing the robot.

" DID SOMEBODY SAY MAMBO!" said Lou Bega while dancing to his music.

" Holy crap! It's Luo Bega ! My favorite singer!" said Itachi while screaming like a fan girl.

" And Nobody thinks this is weird?" said the only sane person Kiba.

" You might as well party tonight Kiba! WHOOOO Spring Break! Yeah!" Hinata said while Flashing Kiba.

( The party lasted till morning)

Sasuke. Naruto, and Sakura where sleeping in a tree near by.

" Hey! sakura! Get your little ass down here!" said Sakura's mother.

" You too Naruto and Sasuke!" screamed Iruka.

" SHUT THE FUCK UP! OUR HEADS ARE POUNDING !" All three of them said while they went back to sleep.

End...?

And this was the Grande Finale of Think Before You Drink!I might do a one shot for their Hang overs but for now nothing is planned! Sorry for not updating in a while but I'm working on Mini Tokyo for now! It's a place where I have my doushinji ( My homepage in my bio)

Anyways I updated My Passion or My Love! It will have a lot of Sasuke/Sakura in the next chapts! I will also update Chibi Naruto! It's for you lovers of Naruto!It's mostly Naru/saku but will have Naru/saku/Sasu!Anywayz check it out! Later dudes!