Me and Sami own nothing! Not Eminem or Yu-Gi-Oh!
Me: Hello! Today I am bringing you a set of three songs written by Sami Ryou's hikari.
Yami: Are they about me?
Me: Sort of! First off reviews!
Sue H: Thanks! Lol! I think you freaked Yami out a bit though!
Mystery Girl: I thought it was! I reckon I could too!
Sami R. H: I have a feeling you'll like this chapter……
Pharaoh Atemu: thanks! Your welcome!
Me: O.K. These songs are all Eminemsongs and it is pretty obvious which they are! So I now bring to you:
Duel for the moment
These duels are, so cool, for these duellists,
Whose worst fears are mocked by a duellist, thinks he's the coolest!
Like whatever they think has no bearing, it's so scary, in a duel, where he acts uncaring,
To see him strutting around with his smirks, and he's glaring. Seems to be off in his own zone cold and he don't dare, let his feelings out, how can he not even cry or pout, when he thinks about, his F'ing dad he never cared about!
He must hate him so bad that he blocks him out, if he ever saw him again he'd probably knock him out! he's so confused, he's so whack that he gets amused, gets enthused, by a mutt he likes to abuse.
He goes on rants; he's a giant in a world of ants!
His step-father hit him so he shouted back. And no one knows, that his house was a broken home, there's no control, he can't let his emotions go!
C'mon! Duel against me! Duel! For your fear! Duel It! Duel for the laughter, duel for the tear! C'mon! Duel against me! Just for today! Maybe tomorrow, the God card'll blow you away-ay ay!
Shadow gaming is changing, intertwining with duellists. In a world full of idiots Ra knows who the fool is. Or rather, only have a brother, and the world don't know if he even has a significant other. And god he just feels like no one else can relate! He thinks tears are a mother F'er, but they can be great, he thinks they degrate; holdin' em back only bottles his hate. But everyone hangs on every single statement he makes.
Like they hate him, yeah! Plus he has lots of cold hard cash! Now how the F did this metamorphosis happen? From being alone with his bro as an orphan, to havin a fortune and guys kissin his ass! But then these duellists crucify, Joey is tryin' to burn you, bro turns on you, the Big Five all want a turn at you to get their hands on every dime you have. They wish you could have disappeared right after your dad! So they keep trying to knock you off to get all of your money. They always fail, the suckers, but ain't it so funny? About how these mental attacks leave these mental scars? But Yugi and the gang just want to know how you are! But they better watch where they're stepping, cuz I'm deadly! So I'm being a jerk, while everybody just hates me. They despise me for my rivalry but my grudge is against Joey! If I'm such an F'in menace this shit don't make sense Yugi! Oh hell, F it all, I'm seriously literal, if my attitude is criminal how the F can I raise my little bro? I couldn't, I wouldn't be fit to! You're full of shit too, Gozaburou, that was a fist that hit you!
C'mon! Duel against em! Duel! For your fear! Duel it! Duel for the laughter, duel for the tear! C'mon! Duel against me! Just for today! Maybe tomorrow, the God card'll blow you away-ay ay!
They say duelling can alter moods and talk to you, well can it change the past and make it so much better too? Well if it can then the next time that I'm duelling a duel, I'm gonna win, change the past and my cold attitude.
See what these kids do is, hear about us duelling Blue Eyes, and they wanna be us, cuz, they think we're great guys. Not knowing we try so hard, it's so hard to survive. We're top rank duellists, of course we've shit affecting our lives, you F'in fools this, cool duelling is reflection of self. We try to win it, and if we don't we lose or we bail. It's F'ed up ain't it?
How I can come from practically nothing to being able to have any F'in thing that I wanted, that's why I, duel for my past, I don't need nothing.
Except for my bro and my company and my everything. I try to figure out how to beat Yugi all night long. Wonder why I'm so mistreated, why they get me wrong! This is for anyone whose ever been through shit in their lives till they sit and they cry at night, wishin they'd die.
Till the summon a duel monster and pretend it's alive, I'm sorry to say, magic don't exist in my eyes! When I duel I try to, seize the moment, try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it, cuz I consider these minutes golden. And maybe they'll admit it when I've won, just let my glory live on through the monsters I've duelled with all along and I can...
Duel! Duel Aagainst me! Duel! For your fear! Duel it! Duel for the laughter, duel for the tear! C'mon! Duel against me! Just for today! Mayba tommorow, the God card'll blow you away-ay ay!
Me: And now the second:
Cleaning out my Soul room
Have you ever been duelled or discriminated against? I have! I've been attacked and my monsters demonstrated again. Playing duel monsters, with those fooled suckers, look at the F'ers; pure is the heart of the hikari that's falling apart. These duel arena's, it just seems as wierd as how these duels are clean as the white hide on a Blue Eyes, I've been kept too long in disguise!
Play my dark magician, he uses Dark Magic Attack!
But the Blue Eyes can take it, he gets up and hits back! Gets back, with a blow that gives my life points a crack, but I'm the King-of-Games, what I have he does lack! Where's the puzzle? It's a pyramid goldy sort of thing! It has a soul room; I own it like Bakura owns the ring!
I'm sorry Yami, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight, I'm cleaning out my soul room X2
I got some duel monsters in my duel deck and I don't know if no one knows it. So before they send me to be Pharaoh, leave my friends and my rival Seto, oh yeah, you know, I'll take you back to 30BC, before Jesus came along and my hikari was a baby. I was a Pharaoh, maybe I was a bad one, I don't know. I killed 99 Kuru Erunians, behold and lo, well guess what? The Millennium items were created, cast up! Stop your staring, what the F are you, some kind of eunuch?
I look at Yugi, and I wonder if he knew, what he'd say. Well I don't give a shit; I'd take it all back anyway! The things I did I feel remorse and I'd regret, but I just don't get, why I didn't cry, but I'm dead enough to cry out today. What I did was stupid, it sure was idiotic!
I look back on what I done 'n' thing I must 'a' been psychotic! Cause Ra, I killed 'em, shit, all those people that I didn't even know, it's my life! I'd like to welcome ya'll to the Yugioh show
I'm sorry hikari; I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry so tonight, I'm cleaning out my soul room. X2
Now I would never diss my own Yami just to get recognition. Take a second to listen for who this duellist is dissin! But put yourself in my position, just try to envision, your Yami losing your soul in a duel and then bitchin', that his hikari is gone and a huge part of his soul is just missin! Duelling at the duel dome, I have a turtle game shop for a home.
But to forget all that when my Yami cried out in agony, painful to me, to feel so alone, in pain, it just ain't easy! It's not your fault that they beat you in that forsaken duel!
Did they think they could make the king of games a poor fool? a poor fool!
But guess what? In the shadow realm it feel so lonely and cold. But when I got out, it was too late my soul was already sold. And Yami, the time we spent together was just so beautiful.
And it kills me to know you won't be around till my funeral.
See what hurts me the most is you just left me in this world.
See, it's like this: You're the oyster that's supporting my pearl.
But how dare you go away and not think to take me with you? You broke my heart; you left me alone, not knowing what to do! I can't believe you went back to Egypt and your history. And now I, I am dead, dead to you as can be!
I'm sorry Yami; I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry but tonight, I'm cleaning out my soul room. X4
Sami: That was basically a Yami/Yugi duet, first verse and first chorus by Yugi, second verse and second chorus by Yami, and then the next is Yugi and then the end. I thought it was so sad when I found out that Yami goes back to Egypt! Oh, by the way, a eunuch is a castrated male; look up what that means if you don't know!
Me: Last but defiantly not least:
Just loose it
Guess whose back? Back again? Yami's back! Tell a friend! Now everyone report to the duel arena, to the duel arena, to the duel arena.
Now everyone report to the duel arena, ALRIGHT STOP! Duel time!
Come here little duellists, into my trap! Guess whose back with a brand new deck. And I don't mean deck as in a new pack of solitaire, ace, king, queen, JACK! Du-du-du-du-duel! No stressin', Yugi's bringing out his Dark Magician and his deck just got a new addition, of the God Card, the mighty Slifer, sky dragon!
And that's not a stab at Seto, that's aimed at Marik, it's his ghetto! I get down in the life points, and holding cards in the air really stiffens up my joints!
Duel time! Well I'll play a god card; if you get stressed then you must be a RETARD! And if Slifer can't defeat Ra, with help from the great Obelisk, then you suck and it's not worth the risk! No body's gonna care. OH PSYCHE! If you're the King of Games then that's alright!
DUEL! Oops, I forgot to stutter! D-d-d-d-d-d, like a harpies wings'll flutter!
chorus
Now you're challenged to a duel, you're a fool, I'm King of Games, I rule! Oops, I mean sing. Sing, sing, sing. Yo, Bakura owns the ring! I play my Blue Eyes! Du-du-du-du-duel! My Red Eyes! Du-du-du-du-duel! Dark Magician, Du-du-du-du-duel!
Polymerisati-o-on! Du-du-duel!
Well, it's duel time, in this cool rhyme! Duel your Blue Eyes, up against my Red Eyes! We're all friends' guys, what's the big surprise, if Yugi wins the duel today? Duelling on the duel blimp, feelin' kinda evil, just like Weevil, and Rex Raptor! If you get captured and the boss is called master, then you know that Marik's gotta be your evil captor!
'Scuze me Mai, I don't mean to sound like a gut, but your clothes are too revealing, are you trying to be fly? Could you maybe zip your jacket and wear some jeans? Cover up yourself if ya'll know what I means!
Chorus
Well, I'm winning, my head's spinning! And I'm grinning, and I'm evil an' they say I was playing Slifer against Ra and screaming"DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL" Well I'm so innocent, I'm a spirit! All I know is this much, I was nameless!
They said save it Pharaoh, we've seen your flash backs, and we know that you created the Millennium Items.
Now this is the part where the Duel breaks down, It gets real intense, no one makes a sound! Everything looks like a Shadow Game now! The trap snaps back and every duellist's wonderin how, Yugi's the King of Games, everyone calls him names!
Cause he's so bloody short man, even we can, Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-duel against him and see right over his head while he's duellin' so FELLAS! Yeah FELLAS! What?
Grab your best deck make your worst one jealous! What! Good cards, bad cards! Magic cards, trap cards! Weak cards, strong cards! I'm calling all cards! Now everyone report to the duel arena! Got to work hard to, get a God card. So, we're duelling, who're we fooling? Marik plays his god card, and we're drooling!
Chorus
Touch my puzzle, touch my puzzle! Bakura wants to steal my puzzle! Everybody look at my puzzle, my puzzle, my puzzle, my puzzle...
Me: There you go! Remember when you're reviewing that Sami Ryou's hikari wrote them not Yami's Chan. R and R!