Matches and Maddness!

Chapter four: Sister Affair

Disclaimer: Rockman. EXE doesn't belong to me!

Currently listening to "What's up guys?" the opening theme to Sorcerer Hunters! I want to buy it! Also want to buy Sakura Wars!

Anyway... Once I get Flash, I'm gonna make a video with Meijin and Kero singing "What's up guys?" with Hinoken, Madoi, Saloma, Miyuki, Charlie, Mariko and Tesla singing back-up! Also gonna make Kero singing the theme to Sakura Wars!

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Madoi and Hinoken lie asleep on the couch. It was a long night, Hinoken had to comfort Madoi. He fell asleep doing so. Madoi fell asleep right after that. She was right next to him, her face was near his chest.

BEEP BEEP BEEP

That was the sound of Hinoken's alarm on his PET beeping. "Hinoken! Time to wake up!" said Fireman. "C'mon! It's time to wake up!"

"Nngh... What time is it?" Hinoken sat up.

"Eight! You have an hour to get ready!"

"Okay!" Hinoken went over to wake Madoi up, but he saw tears in her eyes. He now had a sad look on his face. "Madoi..." He then wiped the tears from her eyes. "C'mon, Madoi, it's time to wake up." Hinoken said in a gentle voice.

"Mmm... Hinoken? What time is it?" Madoi then sat up.

"Eight o'clock... Are you feeling well enough to go to work? You did cry all last night."

"I'm okay, I'm fine! Trust me!" Madoi then looked at her feet. "Arigato..."

"You're welcome. C'mon! We have to get dressed!" Hinoken got off the couch and went to get dressed. "Oh crap!"

"What?" asked Madoi with concern.

"I forgot I spilled chocolate milk on my apron! I'm gonna look like a Commando!" Hinoken then came out with his apron, which did indeed have blotches of chocolate milk that made him look like he was a commando.

Madoi tried to keep from laughing, but she couldn't help it. "I can't believe you forgot! Hahahaha! You're too funny!"

"Mmmh..." Hinoken gave Madoi a dirty look.

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"Hinoken! I'm going to put these ads on cars, okay?" Madoi said as she left M and M.

"Okay!" Hinoken was organizing stock. Five minutes later he heard the door open. "Back already, Madoi?" Hinoken then looked to see who was there. It was Momoko. "I'm sorry, but Madoi's not here..."

"I didn't come to see her... I came to see you!" Momoko came close to Hinoken. "I came to talk to you..."

"What do you want to talk about?" Hinoken asked obliviously.

"About how cute you are."

"WHA!" Momoko then got really close to Hinoken. She then kissed him passionately. He pulled away from her. "This doesn't feel right! I'm sorry, but you have to leave. I feel like I'm betraying Madoi..."

"Tch! Fine! Be that way! I see my sister has her claws in you!" Momoko then stormed out of the shop. Hinoken then turned on the radio. A familiar song played.

Nani mo iwanai de daite kureta ne

Koori tsuita douga sotta hiraku you na

Sonna kigashita yo

Kimi ni aeta ureshikatta

Kodoku sae mo wakacki aeta

Ima mo kono sora no shita tsunagatte iru to

Sou omoeru hanarete mo

(You held such a girl tight without saying anything

As if a frozen door opened slowly

I felt that way

I'm glad to have met you

We can share even the loneliness

Under this sky we're still connected

I can think that way, even when we're apart)

Hinoken turned the music off. "What have I done?" he said to himself...

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Hinoken didn't say a word to Madoi about her sister. He thought it would be a bad idea, knowing Madoi. Yet Hinoken felt guilty...

"Two teas, please!" Yep, they were at Saloma Mise... Saloma was taking orders today.

"Coming right up..." Saloma started to go to the kitchen.

"WAIT!" Hachiko said coming out of the kitchen. "I have a deal, Oka-san!"

"What is it?"

"You tell me Oto-san's name if I beat those two in a battle!" Hachiko pointed at Madoi and Hinoken.

"US? You think you can beat US at anything?"

"Heh... I think I can beat you both at the same time! With Wolfman at my side, I can do anything! My confidence always comes through in a pinch! Come at me, if you're not scared!" Hachiko was being a little OOC... This is the confident side of Hachiko that she never shows. This side is feared by all who know her!

"What a perfect story!" said Kero as she came from a table over. "It's a whole lot better than the boy who finds his lost father story! I'm gonna televize this!"

"Ohohohohoho! This girl's got spirit! I'm rooting for her!" said Tesla coming from the other side of the shop. "She's a lot better than that pink-haired tramp! Ohohohohoho!" now she's acting a lot like Naga...

"Pink-haired... HEY! I HEARED THAT!" Madoi then gave Tesla death-glares. ELECTRICITY TENCHI-STYLE! "We accept your challenge! And I'll show that biotch who's the tramp! Ohohohohoho!" now she's doing it too... Hoo boy...

"Let the feast begin! Wolfman!"

"Colorman! Make a fool out of this 'Wolf'!"

"Fireman... Go... I can't believe I'm going through with this..."

BATTLE START!

"I'm warning you now, I won't hold back!" Wolfman's helmet looked like a wolf's head, it covered the eyes. His hair was similar to Searchman's but it was light blonde. His body was brown, yellow and mainly silver. The crest on the middle of his helmet looked like the Xbox symbol.

"Neither will we!" said Colorman. Just then Wolfman disappeared and reappeared right under Colorman.

"Mega-Cannon!" Wolfman's arm changed into a giant cannon! It charged for a second and then it blasted!

COLORMAN LOGING OUT!

"One down, one to go!" Wolfman then disappeared again.

"Oh crap! Where'd he go!" Fireman then felt a shiver going down his spine.

"Right here!" Wolfman reappeared right behind Fireman. Then his arms turned into blue swords. "DOUBLE AQUA SWORD!" His yell was more of a roar or a howl. You couldn't even see the swords when they moved they were so fast!

FIREMAN LOGING OUT!

BATTLE OVER

"Heh... I knew it!" Hachiko said as she put her PET on her belt.

"Did you catch that?" Kero asked her camera man. He nodded. "Good!"

"Whoa! We barely even moved! How'd she do that?" Hinoken was now very confused.

"Ohohohohohoho! Splendid! Just splendid! I haven't seen a fight like that in years! Ohohohohohoho!" chuckled Tesla.

"Stop with that annoying laugh! I can't stand you!" Madoi's vein on her temple was showing.

"I've decided to sponser this girl! She has skills! Ohohohoho!" said Tesla as she patted Hachiko on the back.

"NO! My news station is going to sponser her!" Kero got in Tesla's face.

"Hey! Who said you were gonna sponser her? WE ARE!" Madoi joined in the argument...

"If anyone's gonna sponser her, it's her mother!"

"Stop arguing over me! You ALL can sponser me!" Hachiko went back into her original state.

"I think we have a mutual agreement here!" said Saloma.

"Oka-san, we had an agreement... What was my father's name?"

"His name is Karel, Karel Schwarz..."

"Thank god you knew his name! I was beginning to think you used to be some sort of hooker!" Hachiko said with relief.

"That's very nice to know you think about your mother in that way..." Saloma sweat-dropped.

"I think you insulted you mother, Hachiko..." stated Wolfman.

"Oh, I did?" Hachiko said obliviously.

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Madoi and Hinoken were walking home after all the commotion... "Madoi, there's something I have to tell you--" Hinoken was interrupted by a tall, muscular man.

"Hello, beautiful..." he said.

"Umm... Who are you?" Madoi said in a snotty tone.

"Just call me your big brother with the beautiful muscles!" he then flexed.

"Get away, creep!" Madoi then walked away from the man. "You were saying?"

"Sigh... After you left this morning... Your sister came... To see me..." Hinoken barely got out those words.

"Did something happen?" Madoi asked with concern.

"She... She... She kissed me!" Hinoken was on the verge of crying. Madoi took three steps away from Hinoken.

"Uh..." Madoi had a shocked expression on her face. "I trusted you... And you..." She ran off without completing what she was going to say.

"Madoi... I didn't mean to..." a few rain drops started to fall...

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Six hours later...

"As you can see, it is raining hard and it will keep raining for hours on end! This was probably caused by extreme heat a week ago followed by cooler weather yesterday. With this rain brings cold weather! It will be thirty-nine degrees tonight! So stay inside! That's it for your weather update at eight!" Hinoken then turned off his TV.

I better go find Madoi... She's probably at Saloma's... Hinoken thought to himself. I don't think they close until nine.

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Hinoken walked through the rain, his clothes were as wet as the dead sea. Yet he still kept on walking. Even though it wasn't sunset yet, it was dark. The clouds were as black as midnight, they drooped down as if they were about to fall. Yet he still kept on walking.

Saloma Mise was just around the corner, he was almost there. Then suddenly he felt the rain stop.

"You need a hand?" asked Tesla holding an umbrella above Hinoken. "Where are you going?"

"Saloma's."

"Really? Me too! You really should be wearing a coat." Tesla said as she handed an extra umbrella to Hinoken.

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Rain...

Heaviness...

Cold...

Chest... Hurts...

The rain won't stop...

Darkness...

Am I dying?

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"She's not here!"

"I'm afraid not... But she did head to the right... If you want, Hachiko and I will help you find her!" suggested Saloma.

"I may not like her, but I'll help you!" said Tesla.

"Thanks, all of you... All of this was my fault..." sulked Hinoken.

"I'm sure she'll understand! C'mon! Let's get going!" Hachiko said as she was heading for the door. They all exited the shop and headed to the right. "To get to the nearest hotel, you have to go through the park..."

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They all headed through the park, when Hachiko noticed something... She strayed from the group and headed for the bench... There was a person there, their face covered with today's newspaper. "I hope he's not dead..." Hachiko tried shaking them and the newspaper fell off. "Oh my god! Guys! Come here!" The person was none other than Madoi. They rushed over to Hachiko.

"Oh my! She's burning up!" Saloma said as she felt Madoi's head. "We need to take her to the hospital!" Hinoken then grabbed her and put her on his back. Tesla then put the umbrella over Madoi to keep her from getting even more wet.

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The rain... Has stopped...

To be continued...

Ooh! Anyone know what Madoi has? Symptoms: Heaviness and pain in chest, high fever and loss of consciousness... Oh what could she have? I know, but I'm not gonna spoil it for you!

Spoofs: BLEACH chapter 57

Character DOB:

Omonoko: October 29th, 1947

Hinoken: July 3rd, 1973

Saloma: August 18th, 1974

Tesla: May 4th, 1977

Madoi: May 12th, 1977

Hiroshi: June 15th, 1978

Momoko: October 18th, 1978

Kero: January 10th, 1983

Hachiko: May 1st, 1991