Chapter 1. Normal is too boring.

It was a normal Monday morning, well as normal as it got for Yami no Bakura… in fact, it was a little too normal. Nothing had happened in over two weeks and it was really starting to get annoying. Bakura sat there in his usual seat next to Seto Kaiba, who, as usual, was completely ignoring him and reading yet another book. His own Hikari Ryou was talking to the Pharaoh (Atem), the midget (Yuugi), the stupid blonde (Jonouchi), the insane blonde (Marik) and of course not forgetting the most annoying, the girl (Anzu). Bakura couldn't even be bothered to glare, which was unusual. The other thing that got Bakura is that Honda hadn't shown up for class yet, yes he was normally late, but this was a lot later than it ever was. Also sensei was not yet in class. Well at least it gave Bakura time to think. Which he didn't mind at all.

Then it happened… Bakura could sense something coming down the hall. He couldn't quite tell what it was, but he knew he had sensed it before. By the looks of things the Pharaoh could sense it because he had finally taken his eyes off his midget of a Hikari, and was looking around the room. Then it hit him… Marik was looking more insane than he normally did. In fact, his smile was not the 'look at me I have no idea what's going on smile'; it was a 'You are in for a real treat and only I know what it is' kind of smile. Which neither Bakura nor anyone else for that matter liked. The thing, whatever it was seemed to be coming closer and in the classes direction. Maybe it was the reason neither Honda nor sensei where in class. Well it didn't matter; Bakura was ready for it, no matter what it was. He had his knife in his pocket and he would use it against anyone that touches either him, or his Hikari! The thing stopped, right outside the classroom. Just out of the reach of anyone's view. However as usual sensei stepped inside the class and the room fell silent. "Good morning class… I have something to tell you. Hiroto Honda will not be in class today because of personal reasons. Also we happen to have a new class mate." The room was even more silent. It must be the power Bakura could sense. "His name is… umm, come in please." A foot came from behind the door, soon after the whole body fallowed. A blonde, violet eyed, madman had stepped though the door, wearing a white shirt, and a tie, with black trousers, Bakura could see he didn't know the uniform. "My name is Malik…Ishita." Each member sitting next or near to the Pharaoh looked almost in disbelief. Except Marik who seemed to be enjoying his Yami smirking at him, which wasn't the smallest bit surprising because they where both, lets face it, insane. "Well Ishita, go sit with your brother…" even the sensei had no clue who Yami no Marik was. Yami no Marik walked over and took a seat next to the other insane blonde who hugged him almost unconsciously. Bakura was having serious doubts that this was in fact reality. Yami no Marik was meant to be dead, and everyone that was there knew it.'What the hell! How the hell did he get out of that bloody shadow realm!' Bakura thought, still rather hoping it was a dream. Yami no Marik looked straight at Bakura and smirked, rather seductively. Which made Bakura uneasy. Yami no Marik could still hear people's thoughts… Shit…this wasn't at all good.

Bakura spent all lesson trying to not think, which is hard to do considering its school and that's what you are meant to do. However no matter what Bakura thought about Yami no Marik would smirk, he even smirked at Seto at one point making it clear he was trying to hear everything. Yet break came and Bakura was thankful, any longer and he might have sat up and punched the insane blonde. Bakura must have been the last to exit the classroom, for reasons like he didn't want his Hikari dragging him off again to sit with all his little 'friends'. The white haired boy made his way to behind the bike sheds, where no one but himself dared to go, partly because no one wanted to get in Bakura's way. Although, as he arrived at his little hang out, Seto Kaiba was, well it looked like he was sniffing something… white powder really. 'Oh crap… He's a druggy…' Bakura was right to think this. Kaiba looked at his with a dazed smile before running up to him. "I was never here!" And then ran off. "Yes…" Bakura mumbled to himself, "Because that's normal." Bakura sat down and sighed, he really wasn't in the mood for this. He had just found out the insane blonde was back from the shadow realm and was still, as he always was, a seductive little git. The place around him was still, no wind blew the large tree in front of him, no people could be heard, and he was also unseen for the bike sheds blocked all views. Then he sensed something, someone was watching him. Not the paranoid feeling but the actual, 'someone is there I can sense it' feeling. Bakura looked around, he could see nothing except the tree, wall and grass all over, and the fences keeping people in school of course.

Yami no Marik's point of view.

Bakura was looking round for something, however he was looking on the wrong level. All around him lay still. Upwards Yami no Marik sat watching. Bakura's senses seemed to have softened while Yami no Marik was away. It was time to make sure Bakura didn't let his guard down again. The blonde picked himself up and jumped into the tree in front of Bakura. He made sure his legs could attached to the trees branches and he swung down, ending up face to face with Bakura, who, almost like a child yelled in fright and shuffled back. Yami no Marik giggled. "You really have let your guard down Bakura-sama!" Bakura just growled. "And I see you are still as insane as normal, and what's with the name 'Malik'?" Yami no Marik just smirked. "Well I couldn't go round calling myself Yami no Marik could I? Back to the matter at hand, you have become soft Bakura-sama." If there was one thing he hated more than Yami no Marik's insane antics, it was Yami no Marik calling him soft. "Shut up idiot! You have no idea what you are on about!" Yami no Marik's smirk faded and he swung down from the tree landing on his feet by Bakura. "Bakura-sama, did you want me to stay in the shadow realm?" Bakura grunted, truthfully he didn't know himself, Yami no Marik could be fun, when he wasn't being seductive or annoying, Other than that, he was a little annoying. "I would want you here, if you had changed…" Yami no Marik just smiled, "I am a changed man Bakura-sama!" it was Bakura's turn to smile, "You'll be a changed man when Kaiba is no longer a drug addict…" with that Bakura walked off leaving Yami no Marik wondering what to do. Wondering how to stop Kaiba from taking drugs, which, there was two way of doing.

Bakura's point of view.

Back in class. Bakura slumped over and sat next to Seto Kaiba, who was not in a normal mood. He looked to have a piece of plastic stuck over his nose. Knowing things like this were Yami no Marik's doing, he had tried to stop Kaiba taking drugs no less. Seto was trying franticly to get the plastic off, having no luck in the matter Bakura decided to help. Though his efforts seemed not appreciated by Seto who was hitting him every-so-often. When the plastic was off, Seto smirked at Bakura, what looked like a Yami no Marik smirk. Bakura didn't like whatever Seto was thinking, and he found out when Seto placed a hand on Bakura's leg. Bakura being one of those 'bite me' people brushed Seto's hand away and went to sit in the only other empty seat… next to Yami no Marik. Well at least it was better than a high Seto. Everyone was in the class when Jonouchi ran in. Late after going to see if Honda was all right. The only empty seat next to Seto now, who was happy no doubt. Jonouchi slumped over and sat next to Kaiba, whom was to his surprise not glaring at him. "Jonouchi!" Seto cried and latched onto him hugging him a little to tight. Everyone watched in the class as the most cold hearted person in the class was showing affection to the person he most hated. Jonouchi went red, with anger or embarrassment Bakura couldn't tell, either way it made his laugh, well inside his own head. Bakura watched as Jonouchi frantically tried to throw Seto off him, having no luck as the chair fell backwards, making Seto and Jonouchi fallow it. There were split emotions in the class, some laughing so hard they cried, others, jealous of Jonouchi getting Seto or, Bakura's favourite, too shocked to think. Well it all went quiet when sensei arrived, telling Jonouchi and Seto to get on their seats and hush. Throughout History of the war class, Jonouchi every now and then would jump up out of his seat causing the brunette next to him to giggle. It reminded Bakura of Yami no Marik and anyone he happened to want to freak out. However the insane blonde seemed to be focussing on class, strange really for someone who can't even write a lot of the language, and most of what he said made no sense. Bakura sighed to himself, not aware of how loud he did it. It was loud enough to catch the blonde's attention and he smirked, Bakura was too dazed to notice, which he regretted soon after. Yami no Marik snaked a hand to Bakura's back and ran his finger down his spine, making Bakura shoot to attention and yell out. Everyone in the class including Seto and Jonouchi looked at Bakura, making the white-haired boy turn slightly red and mumble. He took his seat again as sensei gave him the look, "Next person who fools about in my class, gets a detention." From then on no one in the class jumped out of their seat, Jonouchi made noises everyone now and then. Next lesson was sports, Bakura hated it, their teacher was a pervert and everyone in the class knew it. Not that the teacher did anything to them, it's just that the teacher would look at them running about in shorts and their whiter than white tops. It was enough to make any normal person shiver. It was worse for Bakura, he had skinny little legs and a skinny little waist making him look weak and feeble. Also the fact he happened to be partners with Yami no Marik made it ever worse! Standing next to someone who was tanned, and muscles on his legs and arms, making Bakura look ever more pale and skinny. No one minded though. No one but the teacher looked at them.

In games Yami no Marik kept stopping and shivering, Bakura guessed he was either, not yet used to the weather, or he caught some of the teacher's perverted thoughts… either one had a 50 chance. It seemed never to end, but that was how annoying games was to Bakura. He liked to run yes, but with others… no. Yami no Marik shivered again, his concentration was not at it's best at this point and he went running straight into Bakura making them both fall over to the floor. "Hello Bakura-sama…" Yami no Marik didn't look like he minded being on top of Bakura. Truth was, he didn't. "Get of me you insane git!" Yami no Marik just smiled and got up. Leaving Bakura to do the same. Seto was giggling frantically at this point obviously finding the whole experience hilarious. But Bakura couldn't care less, it was the end of the lesson meaning he could have a shower and then go to lunch.

Jonouchi's point of view.

He ran into the large changing rooms filled with his own games class. Yami no Marik was hanging onto Bakura's games shirt like it was pulling him along. Jonouchi ran into the cool shower water, not even bothering to take his kit off. He threw his shirt off and grabbed a towel, wrapping it round his waist before removing the rest of his own clothes. He kept a careful eye on Yami no Marik, because of course everyone knew him by his… rather odd reputation. Jonouchi didn't bother to realize that Seto had snuck up behind him. The next thing he knew was that he had someone clinging to him from behind, someone only wearing a towel. As the blonde tried to free himself, Seto just hung ever tighter. "Kaiba let go of me you jack-ass!" Kaiba threw Jonouchi onto the floor and pinned him, water still lading on top of them. "My little Jonouchi… mine!"


A/N: R i g h t. . . Anyway, this is my first fanfiction about the whole idea of Bakura being good, Marik being a little less insane and Seto being both gay and a drug user... Please submit a review so i can see what you think of it... Also i have written another chapter but if this one is not good then i wont put it up... Thank you!