GI Joe

" Part II The first victi.. Selection"

Disclaimer: I do not own GI JOE period. Just borrowing the characters. Crimson is mine. College the place where the real world and the protected world create some abnormal universe.

All five women sat in the little makeshift conference center in the middle of their living room. There was a projector that focused on the wall. The room displayed with the first male candidate from the hundreds of others that are on the walls. His code name Leather Neck. A stern grin reigned in the photograph. Crimson the newest member was shaking her head no, and cover girl shook yes. Jinx became the first to give her opinion on him.

Jinx: Well I say he sort of looks like good material.

Scarlett:( reluctantly) I say Nay he is too old looking, he looks twice his age.

Crimson: Why do you say that?

Scarlett: Well he has more wrinkles than an elephant .

Covergirl: Since I was in the world of modeling, I think wrinkles these days are all the rage for men.

Crimson: Why ?

Covergirl: They seem to bring out more character.

Crimson: I would have to agree with you, however this is a beauty contest, and no guy in these photos shown here has a trace of gray hair or wrinkles.

Jinx: She's has a point there.

Crimson: But at the same time, there are surely lots of men his age that use botox injections, and still compete.

Scarlett: True very true .

Lady Jaye: Well seriously think about it, would we want Leather Neck or the even the possibility of Wet Suit prancing around us all day, because they thought; we choose them; because they are dare I say it attractive?

Covergirl: Oh God the terror, and the terrible thing about it is that they won't know to shut the hell up about it. Noooooo! We can't allow for that to happen on God's green Earth! NONONO!

Scarlett: I have to agree with her on that one. They're bad enough as it is!

Crimson: From the way you describe them they seem like the apocalypse of pride.

Lady Jaye: They sum up everything that is very bad about guys in general!

Jinx: No they don't!

Courtney: Maybe you have been taking one too many punches?

Jinx: Its called Shipwreck. Need I say more?

Lady Jaye: Nope, moving on Tunnel Rat ?

Scarlett: Nice guy, but he is needed somewhere else than a beauty pageant. And has a disturbing obsession with dirt.

Crimson: How can you have an obsession with dirt ?

Lady Jaye: Courtney remember last year when he broke up with Stacie?

Courtney: Yeah he decided to um how do you say plant a white rose bush , and separate the dirt by type and consistency.

Lady Jaye: Oh yeah, didn't he flip when Ace "ruined" on pile by breathing ?

Crimson: What ? I would be obsessed over the rose bushed not the dirt. Its illogical to be obsessed over something that is plentiful.

Scarlett: Crimson your an example on how a sane human being thinks. My dear you will come to know the people on this base as certifiable.

Crimson: Wow. I think the dirt thing is a big one so no.

Jinx: no

Scarlett: No

Courtney: No

Lady Jaye: No, Next victim ?

Jinx: Falcon?

Crimson: I would rather have my leg broken, and be shot at close range with a smooth barrel saw off shot gun than pick him.

Jinx: Hey what is wrong with him?

Covergirl: Jinx your dating him, and knowing Falcon if we branded him as " potentially attractive". Then the one liners would never end. Leading us to eventually murder him.

Lady Jaye: Good point

Scarlett: Next!

Jinx: Roadblock.

Covergirl: All right finally someone that I can at least tolerate and like.

Lady Jaye: I vote yes.

Crimson: I agree.

Jinx: Scarlett what do have to say?

Scarlett: Definite yes, and he is just such a nice guy. Plus the memories of the Peach Cobbler is coming back to me.

Courtney: Amen to that, damn that man can cook.

Crimson: So our first victim is Roadblock.

Jinx : Finally someone that will actually blush over the mere fact of being attractive than pride it.

Yeah I haven't been back for a longgggg time. So in honor of all those that reviewed I rewrite for any potential flaws and what not hehe! Please keep on reviewing.