GI JOE

Mr. World

Part three " The other contestants"

I do not own GI JOE period. I own crimson.

Lady Jaye: OK how about Snake Eyes?

Scarlett: Ummmmm no, he would never agree to it .

Lady Jaye: You are right.

Crimson: Who is Snake Eyes?

Lady Jaye: Our hand to hand combat instructor. Believe me Snake Eyes is good at what he does, and I would rather have him watching my back than be prancing about in a beauty contest.

Scarlett: Damn Straight !

Covergirl: Next!

Jinx: Duke

Lady Jaye : I say yes.

Scarlett: Hell yeah

Crimson: Yes

Jinx: Yes

Covergirl: Yes

Crimson: That is victim number two.

Lady Jaye: Holy Shit Shipwreck ?

Jinx : Hell no !

Covergirl : I 'd rather be shot than choose him any day!

Scarlett: That bastard stole my freaking Victoria Secret collection !

Crimson: No he didn't !

Scarlett: Yes he did. Not only did he steal the Victorian secret collection but he stole the most coveted off all my pieces which I like .

Crimson: Which is the angel collection right?

Scarlett: Yeah thats right, how you know?

Crimson: After he helped me with my baggage to the elevator my collections mysteriously disappeared. I loved it too. HE SHALL HAVE TO PAY!

Courtney: Yes he will pay and dearly starting with his playboy magazines he stowes in the motor pool.

Lady Jaye : Ladies I would have state a definite No. All right moving...

Crimson: Yes I vote for him.

Jinx: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON?

Crimson: Think about the grueling beauty treatments he'll have to endure . Especially the bikini wax, and not too mention his ass. Oh and did I mention the "male" enhancements hehe.

AN" You will see "here

Devious smiles crossed all the girls faces at the thought of there comrade being stuck in a waxing salon getting the "special treatment". Their eyes glazed out a little, and then refocused. There were laughs all around, and Jinx highlighted off the name slowly.

Covergirl: Next!

Jinx: Wet Suit .

ALL : Next !

Jinx: Flint

Lady Jaye: NO ! I don't need him on his damn high horse, and he'll never get over himself especially if he wins that damn contest.

Crimson: OK

Covergirl: NEXT!

Jinx: Sgt. Slaughter.

Crimson: I'd give him a chance. I mean really nice guy nice green eyes...

Lady Jaye: Wait, so he's actually taken off his sunglasses?

Crimson: Yeah, why.

They all stared at her in disbelief. The mere thought of the Sgt. Just taking off sunglasses is just a new concept for them all. Silence regained for about a good 2 minutes in the room. Until Courtney shattered it.

Covergirl: Yeah I can see him in the Mr. World pageant

Scarlett: Nah I can't see him.

Crimson: Why?

Scarlett: I just can't see it period. Its very hard visualizing him in the pageant

Jinx: I vote we put him in.

Lady Jaye: Nay the base needs him more than the mission does at the moment.

Crimson: Yeah he is a good instructor, and without him two weeks would be all with Beach Head all the time. For 9 hours each day for the next 2 weeks.

Covergirl: I change my damn vote, He is not going.

Jinx : Okay its 3 to 2. He is staying.

Crimson: Next!

Jinx: Wild Bill

Scarlett: Ummm No, Not a fan of the hat or his how do you say it insanity?.

Covergirl: Yeah, He is not exactly there.

Crimson: Too much cowboy...

Lady Jaye: Not necessarily . I mean well he could its just that can you really expect him to carry himself in such a manner that people will want to elect him as MR. World.

Jinx: Okay NEXT!

Crimson: Slipstream

Meanwhile it didn't take long for the rumors to circle around base that six men were to be chosen for the pageant Guys were literally chatting up a storm in the rec. room. Correction mostly those men with huge egos.

Wet Suit: Well I know the fact that they just have to choose me since, I am the most good looking of the group.

Leather Neck: Yeah you are good looking when your standing in the dark. .

Wet Suit: Say that again you...

Wild Bill: Will you two shut the hell up, Top gun is on, and I can't hear the explosions.

Ace: Well everybody knows logically Duke will be the handpicked first off.

Leather Neck: You heard me!

Duke: If anybody needs me ;I'll be in my office. What the heck did you just say?

Ace: Yeah logically from a female's perspective you are the one deemed most attractive male on the base.

Duke: What do you think that every girl that I come across thinks that I am attractive? You couldn't be more wrong and mistaken.

Ace: Thing is hands down you got selected already, and the rest of us are pretty much competing against each other in this case. You will always come out on top when it comes to looks.

Shipwreck: Well I know the girls will pick me, because of my irresistible looks and charm.

Leather Neck and Wet Suit: Shipwreck their is no chance in hell you would get picked!

Wild Bill: ALL RIGHT THATS IT ! All three of you out now. Take that crap someplace, and let us at least have some peace tonight.

Leather Neck: Fine

Shipwreck: I know that the ladies can't resist my charm at all. After all I do charm them on a daily basis.

Wet Suit: Shipwreck: Your using the word charm in other words means annoyance to them.

Wild Bill: You made me miss the freaking best part.

Falcon: Well I just know they must pick...

Wild Bill: Falcon would you like to be six feet under ?

Falcon: No why ?

Wild Bill: Your about to be if you don't shut the hell up.

Lifeline: Whomever they choose, they choose period. Its not like anything is on the line here. Besides beauty is found in the eye of the beholder. Without substance what is truly beauty?

Wet Suit : That is why I am the best choice, since I contain substance.

Alpine: Wet Suit you just let yourself wide open

Officially its been two days since the meeting of screening the guys for the beauty contest has began. The ladies have intended to just have break for an hour until they started watching " The Notebook" well you know where romance movies lead. 150 minutes later after crying to a good ending. AN: yeah I know , I cried to the freaking ending as well. It was a really good freaking movie. Now sitting in the makeshift conference center, they discuss their next candidate with great interest.

Lady Jaye: WOAH this is just wow, I mean he's the perfect candidate.

Covergirl: Crimson your a genius.

Scarlett: Who ever thought that subjecting him to this would be so much fun.

Crimson: This is some major payback for all that crap he has done to us hehe. And we can't exactly not say that we don't find him attractive.

Jinx: Beach Head in a beauty contest. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. Oh Cheese and Crackers can Beach Head even make it past the first round?

Covergirl: Good point. Check him off any way just for the hell of it . NEXT! OH Cheese and Crackers this is fun!

Crimson: Word Up

Jinx: Mainframe

Covergirl: Nah

Lady Jaye: He is a geek to the heart . He will be comfortable behind the scenes.

Scarlett: She's right. He will be with a computer most of the time.

Crimson: I agree

Jinx: Nah. Okay next is Lifeline .

Crimson: Yes .

Covergirl: Yes

Scarlett: Nah he's too shy, and besides he's our medic. Without him there is only Doc left, and I'd have to admit that he is one of the only insane ones that can act sane in this group. We need him to be around here

Jinx: No

Lady Jaye: No

Jinx: All right next up is Low Light .

Covergirl: He doesn't have what would you call it social skills. Besides he needs a serious over hall personality wise.

Jinx: I have to agree with that one.

Lady Jaye : I have to say ...

Crimson: Wait . Maybe this pageant will make him somewhat more social.

Covergirl: How would it make him more social again? He barely talks to any of the guys here. No way he'd never agree to it.

Lady Jaye : I think she's right. This is Low Light here the one who volunteered first to work every holiday ever since he got here. Hell thats been over the past decade, and he is seriously looking past even hawks age.

Covergirl: I don't know. I think he'd rather bust a cap in his own knee first, and cut off his arm than participate in the competition.

Jinx: I think Low Light should definitely go for it. He'll be one of the best guys that can go without being easily distracted by the contest. I say yes.

Crimson: Yes

Covergirl: No

Lady Jaye: Yes

Scarlett: Yes

Jinx: So another victim to the pageant All right next is Spirit.

Covergirl: Yes

Lady Jaye: Definitely

Crimson: Yes

Jinx : Yes

Scarlett: Yes. I can not believe it. Is that all of them?

Lady Jaye:Yuppers that is all of our current teammates that are not actually away on missions. Phew five days work done in a four day period.

Covergirl: Come on its time to go and see the light. You see by isolating ourselves for four days, we got five days worth of work done. Do you think that they missed us?

Crimson: Probably , since we are the only women on base right, unless one of them are hiding something.

Jinx: Wait I think that we should choose a handicap just in case someone gets sick. Okay who should play handicap for the competition?

Crimson: How bout lifeline.

Covergirl: Lifeline, he'll be a deer in headlights, and he would freeze up at a moment notice.

Lady Jaye: Well there is also Gung Ho.

Jinx: How bout Torpedo, Stalker, Footloose?

Crimson: I still pick Lifeline all the way through. Lets face it, he is the one who is less likely to get pig headed after the entire event.

Covergirl: Yes for Lifeline

Jinx: All right yes, as a matter of fact this can get interesting.

Scarlett: Oh heck yeah.

Lady Jaye : Yes, all right the offical contestants are going to be Duke, Roadblock, Shipwreck, Lowlight, Beach Head, Spirit and alas Lifeline as a handicap.

The women slowly piled into the elevator, and it descended down to the main floor. As they walked past the rec. room Wild Bill's hoots could be heard from the room. When taking a right turn down the hallway people were sticking their heads out of their rooms straining their hearing to hear at least something from the group. But to no avail footsteps was all that resounded in the hallway. The small band finally came in front of Hawks office, knocked on the door. They heard a muffled yes and walked in.

Hawk: Good Job ladies. I knew that you had it in you. I know the selection must have been tedious and I trust your judgment completely. Now lets see what we have here... Shipwreck!

All: Yes

Hawk : Okay if you say so . I will call these six to the conference room, and tell them to prep for 2 intense weeks of training. And why are you all smiling ?

Courtney: nothing, just nothing. Hehehe.

Hawk: Covergirl is their something I should know?

Courtney: No everything is fine. Everything is okay. I should get to the motor pool now and do something.

Hawk: Dismissed.

Single file they left the office and departed into different directions to attend the daily duties assigned to them. Hawk remained still in the office, and kept on reading the list over and over again. Some of the choices seemed logical, others him thinking that the ladies were possibly certifiable.

Hawk: I do not want to know at all period. Shipwreck of all people to choose for this.

TBC...